Before the marriage: Have you had a girlfriend? Male: Ten years of death, two people, do not think, self-destruction. Female:? How to die? Male: the mountains have no bet, the river is exhausted, and the winter thunder is in the summer rain. Female: Oh, it is a natural disaster. How did you come over these years? Male: full of dusty smoke, two, passionate ten fingers black. Female: Oh, it is not easy! Then what do you see me? Male: Suddenly, the spring breeze, thousands of trees and pears bloom. Female: (Red Face) Is there? Male: Dirty to the United States, Danqing is difficult to write is the spirit. Female: Horse fart! Do you have ideal? Male: If he is a lot of Ling Yunzhi, dare to laugh the yellow nest. Female: You ... what about love? Male: Only in this mountain, it is unknown. Woman: Do you like reading? Male: 12 volumes of the military book, the volume is famous! Female: This cattle is blowing! You are so talented, how is it unique? Male: Xiao Gu is not married, and the lotus has a bitterness. Female: (laugh), if I said, if I promised to marry you, how do you plan to stay me? Male: A ice heart in the jade pot. Female: You guarantee that you will not be with other women? Male: Waves swearing, 心 古 水. Female: Temporarily, I will let you go. After marriage, women: I have been married for so long, do you think about the original girlfriend? Male: It used to be a water in the sea, except that Wushan is not a cloud. Female: Why is it married to me in this year? Male: Dreaming is not a guest, a greedy. Female: Too much! We are good to be a couple. Male: The husband and wife are the same forest bird, each fly every time. Female: What do you think of our marriage? M:: Wake up to see a church towel, dream is still cold! Female: Is it so miserable? You don't say that the first impression of me is ... Male: Beauty is full of spring temples, only with flying around. Female: Where did your original ideals ran? Male: and put the other, change the shallow sing. Female: You, are you not promised to be a ice heart? Male: I can't stand this thing, burning is already gray. Female: You are not afraid of being shameful, then the world is shining? Male: Ning Ke will hug in the mouth, and why did you blow it in the north wind? Female: If I don't agree with it? Male: Break up and brother, why bother to make bone. Female: Good, enough
