The classics of the world without thieves

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"This time, it is an exercise team. The second is to inspect new people. I have to praise two comrades, small leaves and four eyes here. They also surpass themselves."

--- Ge You played in the "thief head" Li Shu in a few hands.

What is the most expensive in the 21st century? Talent

--- "Thief head" Li Shu is far away and tells the deputy to pay attention to the newcomer.

"The people are scattered, the team is not good." --- "Thief," Li Shu said that he did not listen. "I will be my heart to the Mingyue, Nai Himing Yuezi Ditch. I know that myself said that I am worried, I don't know what I said." --- "Thief head" Li Shu is in sigh, I can't take the king's thin income. . "I am most annoying these robbery, there is no technical content." "I can tell you very responsible, Li Shu is very angry, the consequence is very serious." "Organized, no discipline." --- "Thief head" Li Shu is in sighing the "four eyes", do not listen to him, unauthorized "hunting". "IP, IC, IQ card, Talk to me the password." "Boss, wait, I will go to rob the color." When two robbers robbed, Fan Wei's fat robbers saw a beautiful woman. "No (Mo Mo) method." --- Andy Lau's "Thief Gong" Wang is thin, with the distance between Hebei dialect, in order to deceive his trust. "I am not a Jackie Chan, there is a hundred life." "Who is a thief, it is a thief to stand up, you see no one stands out, there is no thief." --- Silly hit at the train station, then told the same companion to carry 60,000 yuan safe. "Why laugh? Robbery! Seriously!" "The wolf does not bite me, can you still eat?" Wang Yan (Liu Dehua): Do you have a good person? Thief King (Ge You): How many times have it, to unite! Migrant workers: ... Who is you? Standing came out to give him a look: I have to give him a lesson, this child has no thief, mad at me - Liu: How to come? such? ……such? ... - Ge: Well, the feet are in dragging. Migrant workers: You are not a thief, it is a bit can't afford to work: big sister, if you want a thief, you turn your eyes.俺 speak the calculation. Migrant workers: 家 live in the mountains, in the village, some people look at the cow dung in the mountain road, take a bunk piece, I have a stone film, surrounded by the cattle dung, I wanted to pick up a few days. The cattle is still there. Migrant workers: How can people be harmful than the wolf? Ge: This car does not hunt. The thief king assistant (Yong): When the Russia enters the road, you are a three good students. Ge: Meet, surname Li, Hu Li. Liu: So you are pregnant? What do you belong? Liu: Why don't he defense? Why do you not suffer? What? Is it because he is simple? He is stupid? Why do you want him to be stupid? Life requires him to be smart. As a person, you don't let him know the truth of life, that is, deception. What is a big evil? Download is a big evil. Ge: Dragon? That is to say to others to listen to the play.

- Police: Where did you do this? - Ge: Deli, big idea ... I have the most appreciated famous saying that when the Wang is full of Li Shu who holds 60,000 yuan: Have you got me? Li Shu said a very level: I want to try it. Don't underestimate this "I want to try", it fully reflects the essence of culturally cultivated mainland criminals and Hong Kong's land rogue. Imagine, if this film is a Hong Kong film, Li Shu heard "How have you got me?" The reaction after this sentence is probably the first broken, then the bovine rushing to the world, then start. And Feng Xiaogang's Li Shu only simply said "I want to try", the image reflects the introvert and firmness of Li Shu. I want to try it really introvert, I don't lose my confidence, if you have a port film, you must say: "Do you think I am scared?"

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