[Classic] Several classic jokes in economics

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Two economists gave birth together, and A economists said to B economists: If you can eat a beach shit, I will give you 1 million yuan. Becai B economists can't stand the temptation of 1 million yuan, I really eat a beach shit, and Jiajia has 1 million yuan. After a while, I feel that I have eaten a shower and a disgusting, saying that the economist said if you eat a beach, I will give you 1 million yuan. A very distressed that 1 million yuan, I also ate a shredded shit, so I will return 1 million yuan to A. After a while, B economists felt not to taste, said to the Economists: We have not gotten anything, but there is no one to eat a beach shit. A economist thought about it for a while, but in our exchange process, I created 2 million yuan of GDP. This is GDP.

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Two cars collided, one requires a big repair, a full destruction, need to buy, insurance companies have only claims. Just when the tripartite is very depressed, an economist said to them, thanking you to create a GDP for the car repair industry, automotive manufacturing, and automobile sales industry. This is GDP.

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Several liar took some paper on a piece of paper to say a group of fools, we have some magical sheets here, which represent a growing upward Jinshan, can be appreciated. You look, now these sheets have already appreciated, we can sell them 10 yuan. So the fools flocked, spend 10 yuan, bought those sheets. Later, the fool did not bought the paper from the previous fool in the fool of 20 yuan, 30 yuan or even more than 100 yuan, and gave the liar to pay the fee. And each fool thinks there will be more fools to buy those sheets with higher prices. Until one day, the fools found that those sheets were actually worthless, and finally, she bought the fools of those sheets with the highest price, became the biggest fool. This is the stock market.

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Several liar took some smaller sheets to some fools, we have some more magical sheets here. Although they only have one inch, the above face value is only a few dollars, but they can be tens of thousands of times, millions of millions The appreciation of times. You look, now this paper written on 8 points, I will appreciate 10,000 times to sell 800 yuan. So the fool door swarmed, bought those sheets, the later fools even bought the 8-point paper with 80,000 yuan, 800,000 yuan price, until one day, the fools found that those sheets of paper did not use It is not as beautiful and useful, and only 8 points are worth 8 minutes. So finally bought the fool of those sheets with the highest price. The biggest fool. This is the postal market.

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