Classic joke

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First:

A primary school student first participated in the school's recitation competition, especially nervous, the teacher encouraged the old half-day, his hand was still sweating. I finally turned to her.

The primary school student bites a teeth, and a few steps came to the central center: "Teachers, students, my recitation is: Red leaf crazy (Maple) ... (Maple Leaf Red)

the second:

Still a small student, I saw the classmates who were written by the teacher, especially envious, always looking forward to the teacher and let himself read. The opportunity came.

"Some, let your composition gave everyone!"

The primary school students stood up: "My teacher". Teacher, I am like your mother ... "

The third:

This is a song and dance group's student.

Once, I didn't have a good time before I was in a hurry.

Performance is in turn.

The turn is her report: "The audience, please listen to the score (exclusive) flute ..."

the fourth:

I often plant green onions in the basin in winter to keep it fresh.

My sister went home in the New Year. I am happy to say: "Hey! Mom, this rough onion ..."

I am smiling with my mom.

the fifth:

There is a neighbor that I am "big aunt", riding a bicycle every day.

In the morning, I met her at the door, I smiled and was polite: "Go, big class ..."

Pooh! ... I can't wait to bite my tongue.

sixth:

A female classmate, one day, she is self-pity, and suddenly turns his head to say: "My chest is beautiful?"

Scary and jumping, said: "Oh, I want to ask my eyebrows and fierce."

the seventh:

When I was a primary school, I was determined at the General Assembly in the school: "We must learn the revolutionary spirit of the Red Army to climb the grass."

Since then, it is deprived of political speaking rights!

The eighth:

When I was young, my dad gave me a text on the language book. When Liu Hulan took the initiative to admit that she was *** to save the life of the whole village, a grandfather saved her, the line is: "Xiao Xiangzi , Are you crazy ?! "But in the age of ***, a poor rural child read loudly:" Small crazy, you are fragrant? "

Ninth:

When the teacher read the text in the high school, this woman has always been in a lively reading, and that day is also a reading of the textbook:

... He stood in the whistle of the snow, holding a steel gun tightly ... (Original)

What we have heard ...

... He stighted his whistle in the snow, holding a pen in his hand ...

.... The whole class is silent, the teacher smiled down, then the classmates fell ....

The tenth:

All stand up! Playing the flag, liter the national anthem ...

Eleventh:

I took my son to feed the duck. He ran every side while taking the duck, I took his apple and chased him behind (he didn't like to eat, I can only wait for a few mouthfuls when he is mentally dispersed). He keeps running, I keep calling him: "Come and eat an apple and chase the duck!" Always repeating this sentence, I finally shouted out: "Come and eat a duck ..." It is very cleverly brakes. the twelfth:

I remember that when I was in elementary school, I was called the waterfall. In the middle, I said that the author turned around and saw a waterfall in the mountain. When I read it aloud, I was also a good thing: Turning this mountain. I am shocked, a burst hanging on the mountain. . .

The classmates were shocked.

The thirteenth:

There is also a text in the text from the novel from the Russian writer: the house here is the old man (referring to rich people). As a result, my male classmates read: The house here is a lord. If the voice falls, our language teachers ask him in confusion: Where is the old lady who live?

14th:

The most classic is that I have seen Dou Wen Tao to tell myself when I have just hosted. I don't say that I have a curtain call ..... Most let me spurt me, when he said, when you host a party, calmly, Feelings: "Friends, have you seen the Yellow River? Do you know that it is our mother river ~~" ​​After a deep informed introduction to the Yellow River, he said: "Please listen to" The Song of the Yangtze River "

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