Small animals funny quotations one:
Puppy: Mom, why are we loyal to the owner?
Dog Mom:
Don't be loyal to your owner, is it a dog? Then we turn into people, only people do this.
two:
Pig: Mom, people are so capable, why do you want to wait for us?
Pig Mom: This is the intelligence of people, although we are now having no worries, but we are at the expense of life.
Human serving us, is to eat our meat. Pay first, afterwards, first make a grandson, after the grandfather, this
It is the best thing to do in humans.
three:
Little ant: Why do we work all day, work harmful?
Ant Mom: This is our fate. Because we grow in an ant society, people in a feudal dynasty system.
The Lord, the free spring breeze has not yet shaved our ant kingdom.
four:
Little Tiger: Listening to someone says that I am in the game, is this true?
Mother: Don't listen to human beings who are not saying, if you are the play of the play, we will be aphrodisiac, our tiger will also
Falling now to the top level?
Fives:
Little fox: Since you didn't eat grapes, why did you say that grape is acid, are you a bit hypocritical?
Fox Mom: This child, how do you say your mother? This is a matter of Ziwu, all of which are human
The human beings are hypocritical, so they suspect that other animals are also hypocritical, this is the greatest inferiority of humanity.
six:
Small flies: Since humans don't like us, why do we like to live with humans?
Fly Mom: Our fly family's survival is that it is dirty, and human beings are the dirty, so
We like to be with humans.
Seven:
The little hedgehog: We are stab, ugly, children don't like me, why should we long thorn?
Hedgehog mother: Tiger is beautiful and prestigious, but they are so extracted, and though we live, but we can
Life, you can rely on these thorns; self-cultivation, children, this truth must know.
Eight:
Small turtle: We don't do things all day, and always hungry, I really have a lazy blush of our turtle family.
Turtle Mom: What do you know? Although we are lazy, we have fewer desires, there is no world desire, so
Our turtle is the longest-lived animal; the mouse is busy all day, there is also many need, so they are not only discussion
I am bother, and the life is short, and we are like them, we are smart animals; even in many ways, we are more than people.
The class is also smart, the turtle has seen people living for thousands of years? God is fair, enjoy more species, his
Life is not long. It is a certain reason for lazy and lazy this sentence.
nine:
Small mosquito: We rely on the blood of people, humans hate us for thousands of years, and our name is very stinky, we can
Does any change the taste?
Mosquito Mother: Although we have a bit of blood, it is indeed a bit no authentic, and it will be coming again. Humans not only drink.
The blood of other animals, also eat their meat, use their fur, how do they do it? Child, don't be sad, and you should be proud of our behavior. It is our animal report for other animal newspapers and promotes humans.
Understand this truth: Don't look at the tiger lion is not your opponent, maybe you will plant in an inconspicuous animal body
on. Besides, human blood is really not difficult to drink, and fool want to change the taste.
ten:
Xiao Hu Shelang: Mom, why should we eat?
Mother Mom: How can this child, how can you say such disgusting things when you eat?
