I am, fake recruitment, gender, guess, I have served as the human resources director of Micro Soft, I have begun to hurt the world, and the crime is as follows: Crime 1: Knocking
The boss's complained that the staff in the office is not high. I have published a whole version of the hiring advertisement in the newspaper. In addition to all the positions other than me, the work is really good, the staff have taken the initiative to overtime, and even Several active requirements to pay salary, I am not so bad, I only ask them to enter me every month, don't be less, more than 200 people! Earn $ 20,000 per month!
Crime 2: By borrowing the dead
Under my mission, the company wants the pay investigation. I also recruited all the positions other than I in the newspaper, and the advertisements declare that the candidates must indicate the salary requirements. So I received 30,000 applications, and the salary requirements were counted, and the salary investigation came out - in fact, most professional investigations were also doing. Those appreciation, I have sold it privately, I have gotten out.
Crime 3: Eating
There is a female staff unmarried pregnancy. She said that I have been related to me, I have made a lot of money, and the hand is very good. So I built a lot of reasons, and I personally came to the talent market for a long time. I haven't been to the scene for many years. Each booth fee is 600 yuan, renting 5 booths every day, big company, of course, there must be a gap! The balance fee is 3,000 yuan, and some people have opened 7,000 yuan for the invoice. They earn 4,000 yuan a day, and the net earned 40,000 yuan for ten days. People also say that I want to come often. As for what people, I have never asked, and the recruitment posters are made of people with computer.
Crime four: throwing brick
To write the annual summary report, this is also difficult for me to know the Chinese who knows 999 Chinese characters. I also gudged the recruitment advertisement, I would like to know that my tricks, you guessed, the candidates took the initiative to send the annual summary report, I picked up ten from 300, and other information I sold to collect it. Wild.
Crime five: laughter
Recently, the company is not too popular, the creditor is on the same day, and it is necessary to find the company's high level. So I published a recruitment advertisement, recruiting general manager, annual salary, I posted a IQ recommended to the boss than my poor people, I passed it. So the only job of this new general manager is to face the debt owners on the door every day. This is always looking for when I said the responsibility of the general manager. I said that the boss is very heavy, first take these creditors to test him.
Crime six: Close the door to catch thieves
The company's sales representative is there is no basic salary, and can only be succeeded, and those who are more than 60 will not apply for these positions. So I wrote a lot of posts in the recruitment advertisement: English teacher, training lecturer, administrative manager, reserve cadres, clerk, public relations, assistants, etc. What life is used, the concept, success, care, struggle, mentality, etc., give them to wash the brain, always have it.
Crime Seven: Want to
This is my unique dark device. I also have worry, many people think of my position, the most dangerous personnel within the company. In the past, I never recruited human resources in the outside, just calls internal, and that they call people who don't like human resources are much safe. In the company, all those who have a human resources work have been driven away by me.
There is also a flash, before the Spring Festival, I called a very stunned guy to my department, which knows that this kid has not been explained. He is a master's degree in the famous university, and I really want to engage in this work. He is just the management of production management, and the diploma taken is just undergraduate for obstetrics and gynecology, and he tells me that he likes production management. I just talked to my department. He found a boss, showing his true identity and true thoughts, and I used the Movement of Qiankun: I've rushed to the field in the night, pretending to write his previous company's colleagues. An anonymous unveiled letter, in short, said the bad thing of the person, sent the letter to the boss and myself. Later, the boss wants me to investigate the matter. I don't say that everyone will know. This matter gives me a inspiration, so, every time I recruited, I have to recruit the positions of human resources all over. Let the hidden molecules "active exposure", in the lower left corner of the envelope In this way, even the envelope does not have to remove me, you can easily throw those potential opponents into the garbage! Posted on August 10, 2004 12:21 PM
