Net users with the country have different funny, so countries have different best laughs.
UK: There is a woman with a child bus. The driver said: "Hey, this is the ugly doll I have ever seen." When the anger woman walked to the back of the carriage, sat down, said the man of the neighbors: "Driver insults me!" The man said: "The man said:" The man said: "The man said:" The man said: "The man said:" The man said: "The man said:" The man said: "The man said:" The man said: "The man said:" The man said: "The man said:" The man said: "The man said:" The man said: "The man said:" The man said: "The man said:" The man said: "The man said:" The man said: "The man said:" The man said: "The man said:" The man said: "The man said:" The man said: "The man said:" The man said: "The man said:" The man said: "The man said:" The man said: "The man said:" The man said: "The man said:" The man said: "The man said:" The man said: "The man said:" The man said: "The man said:" The man said: "The man said: "You go with him. You go, I will hold your monkey."
United States: Two friends are playing in a golf course, one of which is about to sway, and see a long funeral team on the road to the court. So he stopped half, took off the cap, close his eyes, bent down and pray. His friend said: "Oh, this is the most exciting thing I have seen, the most touching thing. You are a good man." The man replied: "Yes, we are getting married for 35 years."
Canada: Astronauts in NASA (NASA), after tomorrow, quickly found that the ballpoint pen can't write when there is no heavy force. In order to solve this problem, NASA spent 10 years, 12 billion US dollars, I want to invent a pen, can be used in zero gravity, you can write it next time, you can underwater, in almost all surfaces including glass Write, you can use from zero down to Celsius 300 degrees. Russians solved with a pencil.
Germany: A general note, there is a soldier's behavior, always picking any paper that can be found and frowning: "Not this." Then put the paper back. After a while, the general arranged a psychological test for the soldiers. The psychologist concluded that this soldier was disorderly. So I wrote a diagnosis, I want to remove the military. Soldiers picked up the diagnosis book and smiled and said, "Just this."
Australia: A man goes to the teeth to buy a holiday. His wife is just a business trip, and it is intended that the next day will meet with him in Jamaica. After this man arrived in the hotel, I decided to send an email to my wife. But how can I write a wife's email address, but he has to remember his best. Unfortunately, he missed a letter, and this email was sent to a mailbox of an old missionarian wife. This old missionary just died a day.
When the sad widow checked the email, he looked at the monitor, screaming, and died. Her family ran over and saw the screen: the dearest wife, I just stayed. Everything is ready, greeted you tomorrow. Love your husband. Attach, it is really hot here.
Finland: A new teacher is planning to use something in the psychology course. She first said before class: "I think I am a fool, stand up." After a few seconds, Little Johnney stood.
The teacher asked: "Little Johnny, do you think you are a fool?"
Little Johnny replied: "No, lady. But I don't want to see that only you stand there."
