On April 18, 2003, all the teachers of the Junior 2 (5) classes in Talents Middle School made a resignation application for the Academic Affairs Office. The reason is as follows: Language Teacher: When I was in class, I had a classmate to watch magazine. I confiscated his magazine knocked on his head ........ When I turned, I was ready to continue to class, his attent table It turned out to be laughed, and the courses can't go. I asked him, why laugh, you know how he answers me? The kid took out a resignation from the drawer, and even said to me: "Teacher, you have not found me to read, or you have to kill ~~" ... Mathematics teacher: A unit test never gain The classmates actually use the high school knowledge in the operation. I asked him that this homework is not what he did. The classmate actually answers I said, I don't know, you talk about it. , I will continue to ask him, if he is honest, who helped him do, hey, he still has a reason, answer me: "Teacher, I really don't know who did this. To be honest, I was more early to sleep last night ... "... Physics: You know I don't know if I have a single clockwise and a counter-hour, I taught several lessons?" Five lessons! Yes, I also said to them, I tell them if I still don't understand, I will look at the watch, and when I'm going to go, I will go clockwise, but in turn is counterclockwise. However, the total number of passes has passed, not a mobile phone is an electronic watch ... I don't resign, I will teach them two words during a semester? ............ Sport teacher: Why don't I resign? That gang is giving me a gift! ! No, give gifts, I mean is not to say that they will give me a gift, but they give me a gift. How do I say more, the more it is, then say, although I am slim, the skin is white, but I am also a male teacher? However, when the first a few days of women's Day, the boy didn't even send a box of pneumatic cream to me ..... Al, still, I still say that I have a hair pants in the summer, relying on, that is me Legs! ............ Biological teacher: I really don't want to go, but ... you know, I have a heart disease, I can't stand the excitement, but can I not be excited? Yesterday, the unit examination, according to the requirements of the syllabus, I let the students look at the names and life habits of the bird legs on the teaching picture. But I just said that I had to take the content of the exam, I have a classmate to go out to the door, and I am in the mouth. I have, this kind of topic is not taken .... "You said that such students don't want education? I called him and asked him what the name, he actually pulled the boat tube, revealing the legs, said to me: "Come, watch my leg, write my name ......... "........... Art Teacher: You know, I just allocated to this class.
