1. I have been a long time ago, there is a group of people who don't leave the horse, they don't leave the arm, and I will have a living, and people call the "Mistajun".
I am ranking the old six in them. People call "Ma Liujia". Many years later
We went to Nanyang to do business, and local people like to wear the vest I have made, in order to thank me.
They named the nearby straits as "Malacca Straits". But some people say not
This reason, but for six months after I got, they found their own "horse
"It's already touched.
2. MM: Do you love me?
Me: I love you love the sea and stone ...
Five hot fingerprints, she said angrily: "You lie!"
Me: I love you love China Mobile is no longer charge ...
It is also five hot fingerprints, "You are lie!"
Me: I ... I love you love to go out, the school is no longer guarding
The cafeteria is no longer eating insects, and the logistics is no longer monopoly, the machine room is no longer broken ...
"Yeah, you are so good to me!" MM is full of red, deeply gave me a KISS
FT ...
3. People enter Yunda (Yunnan University), I like to kill people, I used to kill, trouble a day for one day.
Now, now, with "Kajue" hammer, now a top five knives
, Also benefit. "Dow" hammer, have you hammer today? - "Kaej
"Sixth Factory honor!
4. When high school, the teacher teachers often teach us, and if you can take the big
If you have learned, it's not enough to change the pig's circle into a university!
5. See which bank's English abbreviation is the most cattle B: (school authentication)
a. Bank of China - BC (Bank of China) - "Don't!"
b. China Agricultural Bank-ABC (Agriculture Bank of China) - "Ah, no!"
c. Industrial and Commercial Bank of Industry and Commerce - INDUSTRY AND Commercial Bank of China - "Love!"
d. Minsheng Bank - CMBC (China Minsheng Bank Corp.) - "Save? idiot!"
e. National Development Bank-C D B (China Development Bank) - "Point!"
f. Beijing commercial bank - BCCB (BEIJING City Commercial Bank) - "White storage is not?"
6. At the graduation, the manager duplicate: "What is your specific?" I: "JJ"! "
7. A gang full of murderer, after the death of the 18th floors, he heard a teacher shouted for life in his next floor. Killing people could not understand, ask the judge: "Why do the teacher wants the 19th floor hell? "Answer:
"You hurt is just a human body, and he hurts is the soul of people!"
8. From Sun * Zhigang case, I don't believe in the police! I will not believe in the law from Liu *.
From Su * Xiwen case, I don't believe in the government! Since the work of working is subject to household registration
I don't believe it is fair! From the CCTV every day, I don't report it.
I don't believe that there is a truth! From the new * wave, I will delete the post a lot, I don't believe there.
Places! From Ma * Kajue case, I will no longer play cards ...
9. Although the famous flower has the Lord, I will loosen the soil :)
10. (Guangxian) get up early in the morning, how many children pay the East. Not Dad doesn't love you, it is ** Mom not pay.
11. Shanghai Institute of Technology: What is the English abbreviation of your school?
MIT: 'mit', what about you? "
Shanghai Institute of Technology: Your Americans are really stupid, of course 'shit'!
12. Ghost: Are you not afraid of death?
Me: I am not afraid of living in Zhejiang University. Is it afraid of death!
13. When the cafeteria gave a meal, I didn't care about my foot behind the MM. She smashed me. I lowered my low sigh: "Now MM is fierce!" Who knows MM listening, full red , One chest: "I
... is it really a chest? "
(C_chairman)
14. (Song "Ren Xiaoyao" Adjustment) Irrigation is not afraid of being too thin, I am ambiguous
Pride, it is a bad thing, I want to irrigate in my life. Irrigation deeply can't see it, Irrigation and my heart, I can't live to the old, how can I be able to fill you? Good. Let me be sad, let me regret it, hate you unknown; let me suffer, let me be tired
