How do programmers drink?

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Everyone is drinking beer. This is then enjoys. ? You poured a cup of Coke, called a low configuration. ? You give you a cup of beer, this is a standard configuration. ? You poured a cup of tea, the color of this tea is like a beer, this is called Trojan. ? You poured the cup to you, but also drip a few drops of vinegar, not only the color as the beer, but also without hot air, there is a bubble, this is called a super Trojan. Your colleague poured a glass of white wine, this is a recommended configuration. The person is aligned, the banquet begins. ? You first drank a small mouth, this called unit test. ? You talk to the side of the buddies, we will be free, this is called cross test. But he said no, this cup is going, this is called pressure test. So you said, let's come together, this is called internal testing. At this time, BOSS was a cup, which is called public test. ? Cuisine three patrols, you don't polite with them. You toast to the opposite person, this is called P2P. You want to go to the opposite person, he repute you, you respect him again ..., this is called TCP.? You are toasting a table, this is called token ring . ? You said that as long as the brothers do this, this is called broadcast. ? But your boss JJ listened to it, only brothers, three cups of wine. This is called a bomb. ? But your subordinate MM listened to it, I have a drink, you drink a cup, this is a malicious attack. Have a person to toast to this table, you can't say that you have passed, this is called a firewall. ? Your younger brother came over to respect you, this is called a couple. ? You are BOSS, everyone comes to respect you, this is called a server. ? The wine is the same, but the drink is different. ? You drank a cup, BOSS drank a bite, this is called C #. ? You drank a cup, MM drank a bite, called VB. ? You drink a cup, your big brother has a half cup, called C . ? You have a half cup, your younger brother has drank a cup, this is called compilation. ? You drink a cup, your partner has also drank a cup, this is called C. ? Wine is the same, but people drinking are different. The more you are more and more, this is called frequently distributing resource. The more you go, the more you face, the resource is not released. ? You are drunk, but say that I can drink, called the resource quota. You can drink, but I have been drunk, called resource retention. ? You drink to the toilet for a while, called cache. ? The wine has passed three patrols, you also have the event. ? You walk a table, this is called a round trip. ? You suddenly saw a beautiful MM of a table, got past, this is the priority. ? You went to sit down and not planned, this is called dead cycle. ? Your boss is invited to have passed, you have to pass, this is called activation. ? You are toasting a table, they can't do it, we are all drinking, so you are also white, this is localized. You toast to Boss, but BOSS is surrounded, you can only stand in the outer ring, this is called queue. ? You finally arrived in the inner ring, carefully moved forward, called to visit the critical area. ? You patted BOSS's shoulders and said, let's drink a cup, this is called off. ? You don't know how to drink, just say two words, dry, this is called UDP. ? But someone runs over the wine bottle and says, just didn't drink with you, this is called a packet. ? Drinking the last result? You suddenly run to the toilet, this is called capture. ? You spit in the toilet, but feel that the state is good, this is called emptying memory. ? You spit on the countertop, feel very embarrassed, this is called an exception. ? You spit in front of BOSS, I feel very fear, this is called system crash. ? You spit on BOSS, you can only have sex, this is called hardware shock?

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? #Ifdef Boss_Partytypedef enum IstrumentTag {???? Amerce, ?? substitute, ?? Order, ?? Add_End?} Istrument;???? Void Drink_to_dead (void) ?? {Int8 ?? Index [9999999999999999];? / / Dangerous? to? overflow ???? istrument? boss_istrument; ???? int8 ?? boss_drink_counter; ???? INT8 ?? * boss_cup_index = index [0]; ???? int32? YOU_DRINK_COUNTER = 3; ?? ?? char ?? boss_drink_tools = CUP; ???? char ?? you_drink_counter = bottle; ???? if (boss_drink_counter = 0 || boss_istrument == amerce) ???? {?????? You_Drink_counter =? ? YOU_DRINK_COUNTER? 3; ?????} ???? f (boss_istrument == Substitute) ???? {???? you_drink_counter = ?? YOU_DRINK_COUNTER? 3 * boss_cup_index; ???? boss_cup_index ; ????} ????? f (boss_istrument == Order) ??? {???? you_drink_counter = Drink_to_unknown; ??? // error:? drink_to_unknown? is? unexpected? value? to? You_Drink_counter ?? ?? ?} ?????? if (boss_istrument == little_honey) ?? // error:? undefined? value? little_honey ??, syntax? error; ???? {?????? you_drink_counter = drink_to_dead ;? / * ------------------ Take? -----------------------??? Serious? error:? The? unknown? value? Drink_to_dead? cause ??? y OU_DRINK_COUNTER? OVERFLOWING ----------------------------------------------- ------ * / ????????} ???????} # Endif Repost: http://club.it.sohu.com/read_art_sub.php? b = Nightofit & A = 108 & SR = 0 & AllChildNum = 36?

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