God heard that China has not had a nobel award in China, and I feel that I am not going to, I decide to help China, so Iifen / Edison / Newton / Darwin / Mendel lays China. Einstein first came to the world. He born in the home of the academician of a National Academy of Sciences, parents are Chinese scholars who read poetry, and Little Einstein likes to fantasy. In addition to learning yourself, other learning The score is very poor. There is no graduation in secondary school. It has been completed by the school. It was taken away by the school. Parents took him to the Beijing University People's Hospital for examination. The doctor thought that he had a domeyism. The IQ only had 1% of ordinary people, so Einstein was sent to a mentally Group schools, parents think of their children so mentally, as academicians of Chinese Academy of Sciences, his father suspends his wife steals, and the two sons quarrel 101 times, and later divorced. Little Einstein follows her mother, the mother wants him to learn something else, taught him music, who knows that I fact is not interested in music. It is not interested in painting, thinking about the sky, considering the sky on the sky and the earth, thinking that time and space are relative. A child, there is this kind of thought, of course, will finally be sent to the mental hospital. For this rare case, the hospital established a special research team, and applied for the special fund of the National "863" program, which is leading the famous sea scholar, and they believe that "Einstein syndrome" has greatly improved the research of a rare mental illness. Human awareness of nature!
Edison's tacific is smart, and the collation is the first in primary school. However, it doesn't like the foreign language. If you don't have a college, your parents have no money to send him to go abroad, have to join a bulb factory to do a worker, Edison light bulb I am particularly interested, but the company has no strength to provide a laboratory study new product, thinking that his university has never been able to have to develop, really funny. Just send him a salesman who made a light bulb, so I found a wife in the final happiness, and gave birth to a son! Life of happiness!
Darwin came to this world. One of the times a relatively smooth, high school, is particularly interest to geography and biology, but in China, Subschoolology, geography in the liberal art class, biodiversity in the science class, he is too stubborn, finally admitted to one Tourism school, expect to be a tour guide, around the country, but the tourism professional graduated, no high education, is considered a mixed article, and it is found that people are evolved from the monkeys, do not listen from the old comrades, insist on yourself The above is coming, he also launched in the drum, organizing the "monkey" rumors is a crime. Because the government can't keep it, it is positioned as a rumor, there is "disturbing social security" attempt! The re-education of the labor people is sent to the labor camp! After coming out, I sent it to the mine to become a glorious miner!
Since the small is a farmer, not? University, stay in the family, species a large pea, he found a "gene" substance from the peas, and inspired the interest of the peas. His pea output is several times higher than others. But he did not go to college, there is no diploma, no mentor recommendation, pay the layout fee, no one in writing, no one dare to publish, I have to write my own peas, I've been considered a kind fake-science. Ok, Yuan Longping is very troublesome, it is often in front of the problem, often in the front line, unintentionally walks to Mendel peas, and found that his peas is very special, will ask the peasants of this honesty, and live with him. Mendel said his views and has great inspiration to Yuan Longping. Yuan Longping said when he spoke in the United Nations General Assembly: I am a farmer. Farmers are my teacher, my inspiration comes from farmers! Although the dew can be resistant, but can not sell, the white strip can't stand it, the peasant is too heavy, don't say scientific research, the stomach is a problem, with the reform and open, helpless! Working in the south of the country, becoming a working! Nowadays, a village office in Dongguan works, so far! Newton is the best, although the achievements are very good, due to the temper, high school teachers gave more negative comments in the archives, and the results of the high school were not considered to be ideological and morality, politics could not k, files were returned, Only the physics major of Wuxi Wuxi Vocational and Technical College, wrote a lot of papers about classic mechanics, and put forward new learning, but because mentors did not want to see their disciples far more than they, they were in him In front of it, just like idiots, there is no recommendation to the magazine, returned; and the instructor rarely guides him, busy with the articles, evaluation, the funds, declaration results, Newton's article written all, does not meet the typesetting requirements, just It looks like a rare embarrassment! At the time of academic exchanges in the North Sea of Guangxi, several academicians in the country were in bed. Newton thought this is a good opportunity, and asked several academicians asked. When he said, he said that several academicians he said before! Newton is really bad, there are some urgent to say: Is the Academy of Sciences are not a pig farm! Newton is immediately being thrown out! Since then, there is no magazine dare to send Newton's article! Newton is only published in Wuxi Vocational and Technical College at the time that is shameful. After the second half, I have been a physics teacher, I finally dried the old line. Strong than the first few.
There is no result of receiving the reincarnation, God has some urgent! Just look at the door of Gormilers!
God asks: the small door, are you willing to help China!
Doom Jie Lev said: I am willing to go to China to see!
God asks: what kind of conditions do you need!
The small door said: The first few no success may be because there is no reason for too many books, especially if there is no learning, there are many opportunities, according to my observation, in China, at least I have to read the doctoral, it is best to return No, no one is in all, it is best to be good in family conditions, it is best to study abroad!
God said: The last don't work, I want to help China to achieve local cultivated scientists award-winning purposes, why people can have their own cultivated Raman, Chinese people should, have any other requirements to contact me! My hand: 13678910 Gatejiejie said: I must!
The small door was born in a family of educators, well-educated, and admitted to the chemistry of Central University, in the national center laboratory, his mentor (senior academician of Chinese Academy) undertakes national key projects. There is a refrigerated research fund, the small door is also very coming, and the relationship with the mentor is very good! . . . . . . After all, it was the entry of Mönjieff, and he was very competitive. He quickly surpassed the mentor, editing the element cycle to 188, but it is not easy to date it in the experiment, but the laboratory administrator is from the old district and the above. Personnel, the degree of cultural is very low, only the level of primary school, but there is a set of yourself, you will not learn. But the cattle can't! The distilled water required by the experiment runs the legs, grinds the mouth, and what do you have to do it yourself. In addition to the national doctoral enrollment, every week is a small door to do an experiment, encounter an experiment to play mahjong, party members can only give up! In addition, due to the sharpness of the front, the mentor has begun to be a bit, coupled with no overseas experience, and reading, unable to apply for funds. So the small door contacts God through space long distance calls: God, I need a laboratory now!
God said: Ok, what kind of conditions are needed, the small door lists a name list, God frowned: Oh, too professional. I don't understand these, you contact you yourself, I have given you a money in the Swiss bank, you will take it!
The small door is very happy, contact the Switzerland bank next day, there is a stroke!
Get foreign exchange and purchase equipment through normal channels, through the Ministry of Science and Technology, Ministry of Education, the Ministry of Finance, Foreign Trade Department, Foreign Exchange Authority! The small door has a lot of brains, finally bought something!
The small door asked God again: No, it's not good!
God said: I have some acquaintances, you are looking for them!
The small door is connected to the European Academy of Sciences to establish a large laboratory. The supplier also contacts!
The ship arrived in China, through the Panama Canal, the patriotic businessman Li Ka-shi, I heard that it is a lot of help for Chinese science, and it provides a lot of help, and said: You can provide the help of the small door, the small door is grateful! The table shows that he will live with Mr. Li, for the Chinese! Not far from the way, the US plane began to track the fleet, and there were warships to stop going! Require the ship's check! China Foreign Ministry protested this! The United States believes that there is a production of bullets on board, it is possible to threaten US interests!
China protested here!
The United States has conducted a "anti-terrorist organization" to check, the fact is to contain the curb of China's scientific development, the huge amount of money purchased by the equipment has attracted the official attention! It is believed that it is possible to participate in the terrorist campaign!
In the end, after the US inspection, release, enter the Chinese territory!
Because the small door purchases huge equipment, it is judged by the "huge amount of property is unknown"!
