Mom said that my IQ is only 76. How high my IQ is, I don't know. I only know that I am a strong killing.
People, many people are hurt because of me, and they have lost their hope for life, and some even suicide. So I have been pregnant
I have a potential super power, and this superiority I don't know why the role of my teacher is especially strong.
I still remember the first teacher who sacrificed because I was. At that time, I got in the first grade of the elementary school, the teacher took us to wild
Working with natural practices. Seeing the spring breeze, will will will will will will will will will, and the teacher can't help but think of a question, so I asked: "Classmates,
Do you know how to identify the wind? ""I know! "A little girl in the same class answers one side from the ground
The palm leaves throw it in the air.
Great. "Teacher", "Which classmate is willing to demonstrate it again, see what wind is now shaved? "
"I." I sincerely gone, and picked up the bricks from the ground to throw it into the air ...
"Report teacher, now shaved is the wind!" ..........
I can't remember what the teacher is like when the teacher is like. I just remember that he was desperately struggling, and it was dead.
Later, according to the doctor in the hospital, he said that he was suddenly strongly stimulus to cause the blood of the blood to go to the magic. In this way, I
I killed a people teacher.
First grade teacher taught us to know poultry animals.
Teacher: "There is two feet of animals. When the sun is public every morning, it will call you to get up, and call you.
What kind of animal is it getting up? "
I replied: "Mom!" Take the teacher almost worn!
After the medical examination goes home, my mother asks me how to test?
I said, I didn't fill out a question.
What questions are my mother asks?
I said: Said that there is a question asking 3 to three by 7, I was filled in the three seven twenty eleven.
My mother spurt the water you just drink on my father's face, oh ... I am too great!
My father asked me how about the school? "The father asked," Do your female teacher satisfied with you? " "
"Ah, yes, Dad, very satisfied."
"How do you know? Is she said to you?"
"Of course, Dad. She said to me the day before yesterday: 'If all students are like you, I will leave the school right away!'
This shows that I have already learned. "
My dad is right! @ # $ # @! $ @ @ @
On a day of mathematics, the teacher asked 1 1 =? I don't know. The teacher told me to go back. I asked my mother, my mother was burning,
Call me to go out. I asked my father, my father went to watch the ball, yelled 'cool'. I asked my sister, my sister sang, sang to Baby. I
Ask my brother, my brother is calling, saying; I am waiting for you outside.
The next day, the teacher asked 1 1 =? I said; you gave me out, the teacher gave me a slap, I am cool, the teacher marks me Fan bucket, I am refused. Gun. I said; I am waiting for you outside. Our math teacher made a high blood pressure on the spot, fainted .....
When I got a language class, the Chinese teacher of the school went to the teacher class. Teacher Ni wrote a "called" word on the blackboard, asked me: "Do you know this word?" I answered "I don't know", Ni teacher starts to inspire me: "Is there a bed in your home?" I answer "?" Yes, "" "" mat "mats?" I replied: "My Mom", Ni Mr. He thought, this is also right, mother is quilt, then inspire: "You What about my mother? "" My Dad ". Ni Mr. Ni, I would like to say that I will say that in the face of so many teachers, I asked "The quilt?" I replied: "The quilt is on the ground" Ni teacher "by me" is also a lamb Diseased! Later, the school changed a teacher to let us make a sentence, I calmly completed the master teacher to see me to see what I wrote: sad ---- The big sailkou in front of our house is very sad. If ---- can not be rich in juice. God ---- Today is really hot, it is a good day of swimming. Very ---- Sister's mathematics only test very much, really shameful. Condolence ---- I am doing things, I am very easy to start. Ginseng ---- Teacher said that every person participated in the team tomorrow, it must do our best. Cotton was stolen. Will --- Xiao Ming make the big convenience to get the first thing to do every morning. The teacher touched my head and strictly said: I will go home and go home. I have returned to my home. No one, I am ready to complete the work of the team teacher, I started to send the wall to the bathroom, I put the bathroom I am very satisfied with my homework. The family came back to put a meal. The next day, my mother found the principal to report the teacher's misunderstandings, and later the teacher was smashed. Hey ... I have a self-speech: "I have a very creative, ugly is not my intention, I don't want to lose my temper, I will be brave, and I will put off the world. !! !!!!! "When I was in class a morning, I chewed the chewing gum and put my feet on the walkway. At this time, the teacher said to me: "Please spit out your mouth in your mouth, rejective your feet in" My brain: @ #% # $ # "after another day, there are several teachers I was unfortunate, I didn't have a life, but I didn't have a big leak. But my name is not awkward, and I have become a celebrity in the city for a while. However, the celebrity also has the pain of celebrity, I deeply experienced this. When I junior high school, the physics teacher asked me: You said, how to change the track? I: According to << Diamond Strong >> said that if people are in the Yangshi light It will change the ghost! The original teacher is talking to the satellite how to change the rail! Go to the history class is woke up by the teacher, the teacher asked me: "Who is the princess of Wen Cheng? "Xiao Wang whispered told me:" Songzan Dry Cloth. "I didn't listen to it, I replied:" Song Dynasty cadres. "Later, history did not go up.
On the one day, I played up from the barber shop. I opened a door, and the girl shouted: "Cool brother came!" I am embarrassed to scratch the head: "Where! Just cut a cool head." I have passed, "I also want to know a pants!" Our big ceremony !!!!!!!!!! It's nothing, I walked from the dormitory, I saw it from the girl dormitory. When I got a friend, I blew it whispered, I saw a coolhead. On the second floor, there is a girl to extend his head. My trousers, you are picking up my trousers ...! ! ! ! ! The next day, the biological teacher took a bird covered with a cloth. Then he reveals the bird's legs to let the students guess this is a bird. I really don't know, I will pay a white roll. Teacher is very angry, I asked: "Why do you make a white volume? What is your name?" I listened, and the pants were rolled up, and the two legs said: "Now that the wheel is coming to guess. Who is it? Is it? "The creator fell down.
My name has brought me a lot of trouble. All secondary schools in the city refused to receive me into school for the safety of the teachers of the school. No way, with unlimited ambiguity, I went to the country. Although the conditions of the countryside are bitter, there is no pressure of public opinion, I am also alive. However, gold always wants to glow, and the silence of the country in the country has not suppressed my outbreak. Once an accidental opportunity, I was born again, suddenly rising, and quickly accounted for the rural market. One day, I am late, the teacher will ask 'why are you late today? I said: It is the morning pig that I am uncle's uncle, so I am late. The teacher has not heard his eyes and said that "This thing should let the uncle to go to the neighboring family" "I don't solve it", this is not a pig, the neighboring uncle is not a lot of mouth, "It is once." Intellectual competition, our class and another class pass through the final competition. So the host announced the most unlocked method: each class was drawn by a representative. Two representatives will give a guess coin. Guess asked the guess, ask questions, if the guess is correct, then guess the wrong person. On the contrary, the guesses will win. Tianling, the earth, the spirit, the difference is not good. I was actually drawn as a representative, and I guess the wrong coin smoothly and entered the question and answer stage. The teacher and the students are nervous, everyone looked at me with an ardent eye. Especially the class teacher Li, the face is heavy, and it is not sent. I also feel some stress, but not because of this, but because my opponent - Wang Xiaoff, Wang Xiaoff is the most powerful "famous man killer" at the time, he also hoped a few people under his hand. It is said that the last principal is in the hands of it. However, I still have a little bit of gas, because,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Question begins. Wang Xiaoff two hands in the trouser pocket, said slowly: "My mother cooked a few eggs today, do you know how many?" "!" The surrounding. I don't know why everyone begins, but I know this problem caused my great interest. egg! I barely listened to what questions he asked, I only heard the word "chicken egg" in clear clear. It is necessary to know that there is almost no eaten in the country's years, there are two eggs that are delicious. I seem to see the bright crystalline egg white and yellow tender egg yolk ... "If I answer right, will you give me a meal?" I have already forgotten what intelligence competition, what class honor. I am interested in eggs, eggs! "If you answer right, I will give you two eggs." "Hey!" Was a bit. I saw the opponent's face, and my classmates cheered, and hugged each other, and Teacher Li also gave me Xin Yue, I don't know what they are happy, but everyone is in the dynasty. I laughed, I was embarrassed to laugh, and then replied: "Is it five?" The smile of the classmates stagnated in an instant, gradually, retreat, retreat, and no trace. The other classmates suddenly screamed. The things in this world are really changing, a blink of kung fu, everyone crying, smiling, crying, smiling, I don't know how it is good. I haven't had time to care and think about it. The venue suddenly turned up. I saw that one person looked up, and the blood was sprayed in the mouth, then slowly poured down. "Teacher Li!" "Teacher Li!" Is a teacher of our class teacher! I also quickly rushed over. I saw the teacher's face, and the double eyes closed, unpaid personnel.
