Jokes in college (classic collection)

xiaoxiao2021-03-06  94

When the second is, the legal class, our legal teacher has a good, likes to ask questions, and repeat the problem before the question. Once, I was "civil law", suddenly the teacher improved the sound to start asking questions, all students stared at the teacher, but they were afraid to be shout, because the teacher replaced some name, so I looked at the name of the list, so everyone Neither low.

"Class 25!" Teacher dot.

A silence (Zhang San is in a daze) ...

"No. 25 - Zhang San! Is there?" Teacher repeat, brush! People in the whole classroom look at Zhang San.

"No!" Zhang San is called. The whole class is stunned! But soon I started admire Zhang San's courage.

"Why didn't you come?" The teacher asked again.

"He is sick!" Zhang San helpless, he had to lie, and the whole class laughed.

"Are you a dormitory?" For the inexplicable laugh, the teacher was confused.

"Yes." Facing the teacher's conference, Zhang San face is green.

"It's too unlike, go back to tell him, let him go to the office in the office!" The classmates are laughter.

"Ah ?! Ok." Zhang Sanjia is beginning to laughma, do you want to go to me in the afternoon? Let Li Si, hey, please ask the kid to eat.

Zhang San is celebrating for a question, the teacher added: "If you answer this question?"

"Ah!?" Zhang San is reluctant to stand up, depressed, I can know that some people have laughed in the classroom.

"Teacher, can you repeat your question?"

"Ah !! I have repeated it three times, how do you in class?"

"Sorry, I didn't listen!" Zhang 3 has sweat on the head.

"That's good, repeat again ..."

"I, report teachers, I will not answer this question." Zhang San wants to die, why should he die so much, so he is straight.

"That's good, 2:00 pm and Zhang San is coming to my office!" All students laughed to spurt.

Since then, there is no one who dares to say something in the legal class.

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