1. An architect called an architect. When the train passed, her bed will shake. "This is not a nonsense!" The architect replied, "Let's take a look." After the architect arrived, the lady suggested that he was lying in bed, and realized that the train passed when the train passed. The architect just lie down, and the husband of the lady came back. He saw this situation, so he will drink: "What do you lying on my wife's bed?" The architect war replied: "I said that I am waiting for the train, will you believe?" [悟] Some words are true, but Listening to fake; some words are fake, but no doubt. 2, induce the British gentleman and the French woman take a box, the woman wants to lure this British, she will complain to the cold after she picking down. Mr. gave her his quilt, she still said cold. "How can I help you?" Mr. asked frustrated. "I am a child, my mother always gives me a warm." "Miss, this, I love it. I can't jump off the train to find your mother?" [【顿] The man is a good man, " A man who is unresolved is a good man. 3, the spun Mike walks into the restaurant, pointing a soup, and the waiter immediately gave him the end. When the waiter just came, Mike screamed: "Sorry, this soup can not drink." The waiter re-gave him a soup, he said: "Sorry, this soup can not drink." The waiter had to call the manager. " . The manager nodded toward Mike, said: "Sir, this dish is the most hand of this store, is very popular, is you welcome, do you ..." I said, where is it? "[Ephanu] Wrong change Of course it is a good thing. But we often change it correctly, leave mistakes, the result is wrong to add bad. 4, in the wrong dining room, an unusual person touches another customer, and that person is wearing a coat. "Sorry, are you Mr. Pierre?" "No, I am not." The man answered. "Ah," He comfortably, "I didn't make a mistake, I am him, you wear his coat." [Epulsion] It is not easy to do. The straight-up person often lowers; the people who are rational, but it is as strong as cattle. 5, return to a Scottish to London, and want to visit an old friend by the way, but forget his address, then give a diploma to his family: "Do you know the address of Toma? Speed!" On the day, he I received an acjected power back: "I know." [Epipoleum] When we finally found the most correct answer, it found that it was most useless. 6, the sad story has three people to New York holiday. They booked a suite at 45th floor of a high-level hotel. One night, the elevator of the building has failed, and the waiter arranges them in the hall overnight. After they discussed, they decided to go back to the room and agreed to laugh, sing and tell stories to alleviate the fatigue of the landing. The joke said, the song also sang, it is hard to climb to the 34th floor, everyone feels exhausted. "Well, Peter, you will talk about a humorous story." Pete said: "The story is not long, but it is sad: I will forget the key to the room." [Epiphany] We are painful, so humorous We humor, so happiness. 7. A very famous writer who sells books will come to the bookstore.
