1. Is it now? You are busy this time. Pay attention to rest, don't be too tired. For example, don't look at this text message. I knew that you said this, I won't get up from the bed. Unlucky. ]
2. Leaders say it will give me a salary increase next month. I want to celebrate. are you free tonight? When I arrive, I will wear a red skirt that I just bought today. It is half a year. Every time you lead, I want to knock my colleague, I will tell you this. ]
3, this weekend I want to take you to my house. You know, I haven't said that my father and mother have not said that I don't want to misunderstand, I will say that you are me, you have to pay attention to performance. You are unfair. Last time I took you to my house, you have already done a leader. I didn't say it. Is this forward to go to your home, I am leading? If you have a subordinate to leaders, don't take things and add your knees. I am going to your home, are you not clear? As soon as I know, I will not let you take away my family so much. Oh, this time I have to give up the blood. ]
4, today I repeat the trust you wrote to me, not only think of a big copy of the world, and also found a big Sao in the world. What do you think? I think I was insulted by you. What do you think? ]
5, men invented love, women invented marriage, and I, invented you. You take me cheap. ]
6, the overlord said to Yan Ji, let's go. Yu Ji said, no, you have not given me a breakup. Please remember this history, this is the esteem. I really want to find your historical teacher, and then tell him that you really have to be resistant, even such students can teach. ]
7, today's cold drink is not suitable. You come out, I can't help it. I can find me in your heart when I stay in the bathroom. In fact, you are so anxious, knocking on the door, just, why is it so shy, send text messages. Hey, look at your SMS for nearly one minute, I spent nearly three minutes. ]
8. I heard that Tang Yuasi is going back from West China. However, it turned around on the way. When you receive this text message, please raise your mobile phone, talk to the sky, say, Master, I am eight rings, I am here. [Many nights, you send me this, what do you mean. ]
9. In love, men jumped into the frogs in the water in the water when they were experimenting, and they couldn't get ridless jumping. And a woman, like a frog in the water, it is adapted to it, then, it has been adapted, and it has become struggling when I want to jump. [Rest assured, women are water. In love, only me in simulating frogs. ]
10. I bought you today to buy a mobile phone, your mobile phone is too old. (The reimbursement is certain, but it is definitely your old mobile phone, just like I now)
