I am already stupid for a few days, starting from receiving the most beautiful mobile phone text messages in the world.
"Dear, you have to do Dad, his (her) expected date of birth is your 30-year-old birthday. Are you happy?"
I am happy? Dear, do you say that I am happy?
I swear! At that moment, there is no scorpion can be on me - if I have a scorpion.
I jump! Laugh! Call! ......
After ten minutes, the phone number in my mobile phone received the same text message:
I have to be a doctor, congratulations! He is still a birthday day, it is also negotiable! Hahahaha ...
Next, it is a heated reply:
"Congratulations! I feel happy!"
(This is the most normal)
"Okay, big brother! Is amazing! Many days, you didn't have a blueprint for the next plan for the motherland, your younger brother said with a" hard '"
(This is more normal)
"Waiting for the full moon, you must send a drunka!"
(This is more real)
"Hey! I have to send more red envelopes next year!"
(This is the economical is not rich)
"When you can't come out!"
(This is a two-year-old child)
"Then you don't hurry, remember it is a big meal!"
(This is known to eat)
"Is it in contact with me again, and my son is free!"
(This is given to his son's color doll)
"Then what can I do? It seems that I haven't played!"
(This is always for the daughter-in-law.)
"You this traitor !!!!!!"
(This is why you swear now)
"Okay! Wait until you look at the long, I am still like you, or next to the end of the wall!"
(This is shameless, he actually uses 'down' instead of 'born')
"I am wondering, how do you have a bad thing ?!"
(This is very shameless)
"Really, big brother, I swear, not I do!"
(This is the most vomiting blood)
"*! Looking for them to go! 'Du Lei' also does not have quality?"
(This is what I don't know what to say, @ # $$% ^^ & * (* () _)
"Silly, what you are, I am also grandfather!"
(Who is this! This! This! It is indeed 俺 老)
"Hurry home! Tuition fees for my family are still waiting for you!"
(This, this, this, this joke is big)
"What is it? Teach you!"
"Oh ... there can be played, play bad, don't blame me!"
(This is my younger brother)
"Your wife is not convenient for these few months, you can come to me"
(Who this! Who is this? I have a look ... Delunge water)
"……drink!;)"
(Mom! The two information can't be stored!?)
