1. Nurses see the patient drinking wine in the ward, I will walk the small voice: "Be careful!" The patient smiled: "Little Baby."
2. A farmer invites veterinarians to give pigs, veterinarians say: It seems to be manualized. The farmer hesitated for a long time, and the courage to say: The line is line, I am afraid that it bite me.
3. There is a big man who saw a man who was about to get off at the bus, and he quickly said to the man: Comrade, your smoke! Men anger: You are getting out!
4. A man in toilet secrets, suddenly seeing one person, turning into, in an instant wind and rain. "My buddy, I really envy you, so fast." "Envy, no pants"
5. A company recruited, the English name of the next girl's girl is "Spring". The Secretary wants to take the opportunity to find your own English level, shout: hi! That is called "Spring", I am turned to you!
6. On the bus, the pregnant woman standing next to the strange man said: You don't know if I am pregnant? I saw a man very nervous: But the child is not mine!
7. Is there a military in the army?
Army: Yes, there is no military discipline! People: Really! Do you want to pay?
Army: What is the money? Our military discipline is transmitted by the above.
8. A man's anger rushing into a unit, shouted: Is it an animal protection association? Staff: Yes, who is it bullied?
9. Farmers: I often feel cold after I got it at night. Doctor: I have passed, at the time, I will hold my wife, it will warm.
Farmer: This method is good, but when is your wife convenient?
10. The prisoner asked the death row sitting on the electric chair before the prison: Do you have any requirements?
Death row: I just hope that when you are punishment, I can hold my hand, let me have a good one.
11. Female secretary: "Boss, your wife came to the phone, she said that I want to kiss you in the phone." Boss: "You will pick it up for me, I will give it to me."
12. A Hu shaved the bald head, touched the brother with the bedroom: "The meat is like my girlfriend butt." A fat did not consciously touched: "Don't say, it's really like"
13. Sell melon vendors: "Come and eat watermelon, don't want money!" Hunghetuan passerby: "Wow! Too good, boss, come to not be displete."
14. Mrs. Wang pregnant with the tires and showed off from the neighbors of the neighborhood, saying that the tetora is not easy, and an average of 60,000 times will eventually occur. Mr. Li is very amazed: Do you still have time to do housework?
15. Pastor: Who is there at the birthday today? Tom is happy. Pastor: Very good, after the end of the week, please blow these candles!
16. The child is considering the issue of "genetic and environment". Mother plus talk: This problem is very simple, everyone knows if the child is like a father, it is genetics; like a neighbor, that is the environment.
17. Herrushchiff visited the farm, and the reporter took a photo of his pork circle and pig. I saw the newspaper next time: I have a post next to: The third is comrades with Herrushham.
18. Two US middle-aged people have a heartbead in the street. One of them is very excited: friends, Vietnam, 1969! The other refers to the body: friends, banana skin, 20 feet! 19. The woman said: Why do you look so old? Male said: If you like the renminbi, will it care which year is released?
