Have a girlfriend, how do you have a horrible word?

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(1)

I have been going out to climb the mountains, rest, drink water in the middle,

She suddenly sprinkled into my pants, then jumped far away.

Very loudly: How many times with you said, be careful to go to the toilet

How to sprinkle your pants.

At that time, many people immediately saw me, my face was red. I can't say it for a long time.

(2)

My girlfriend belongs to the type of grinding, not very careful, talking,

I ran to Tsinghua, I've walked on the road, she walked on the road.

Walking, she suddenly fell my neck, I took my head with my hand and said to me:

Come, laugh at the uncle. Just a lot of people know,

I really can't.

(3)

My girlfriend will whistle, I am not too will, she is blowing it.

Sometimes we pull hands together on the road, she will like electric shock,

It's better to see beautiful girls than any a boys.

Say: Look, beautiful, beautiful. The sound is very large, and the eyes are simply squatting.

I often whistle after the girl walked over, at this time, I am like a back.

Mai Mang is like, I can't wait to find a hole.

(4)

My girlfriend is very curious, I am not interested in things, I will not go.

So I will always look at her eyes when I go shopping with her, if

It's not a good thing, suddenly very focused, it is troublesome.

Once, I saw a talk about him, she couldn't move,

Just in front of that person, I have been watching him, smashing my head, my eyes are from going up.

Looking at people, I pulled her, I don't move, and the last mistakes stopped to see what happened.

In the end, the sale of singing, got up, my girlfriend also stood up

Said loudly: ***, really handsome.

(5)

My girlfriend should protect the boys, let the girl's consciousness is very strong, such as walking on the road, I will

must

It must be taken outside, but sometimes I often forget. In turn,

She usually does not speak, if I still don't realize the wrong words, trouble is coming.

She will suddenly run to the middle of the road, open their arms, shout: Let the car hit me,

I don't live. Then I went down, I was in front, and I took the slap and said: I am so hard.

Little is not exaggerated, I have to force her to pull her away from her weird eyes.

(6)

My girlfriend has a backpack with her backpack, this cloth doll is a piece.

Seam

Ok, give him the ground, so the cloth dolls can take off, so I often hook often, walk in the road.

on

At the time, I secretly took off her cloth doll's pants. Because the cloth doll took off his pants, it was difficult to look, so I and she walked.

street

When there will be a lot of people, no, my girlfriend will realize that she is released, in

Yes

She will get more slowly, the brow is getting tight and tight, and it will say very loudly in the last savings: ××, you

Take my pants! ! !

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