Author: On Ophiopogon
● Surrounded by four surgeons, talk about what they like to do surgery. The first doctor said: "I like to do surgery for the librarian. When you open their body, everything inside is arranged in alphabetical order."
The second doctor said: "I like to do surgery for accounting. When you open their bodies, everything is arranged in the order of numbers." The third doctor said: "I like surgery for electrician. When you When looking for their body, everything is made with a color. "The fourth doctor said:
"I like to do surgery for the Japanese." The other three doctors face each other, indicating doubts, one of them asking. The fourth doctor said that because they don't have a heart, there is no spine and the butt and head can be exchanged. ● - I heard that a terrorist hijacked a Boeing 747 full of Japanese people.
- He threatened that if it is required, he will release a hostage every hour. ● Please ask everyone: Why is Japan not set up comfort women after the war? A: Because the Japanese self-defense team is dying, life is dangerous, his 20-year old colleague is sitting on the bed, "Panasonic, I want to confess you: I am with your wife with your bed For 20 years, I am a true father of your daughter. In addition, I have been stealing things from your home for ten years, and many of your files are intentional. "
"Take a break, don't think about these things," said:
"Toyota Jun, I am the person who is in your tea." ● A person called the Japanese businessman and said: "I am looking for Mr. Tailang."
The operator said: "Sorry, he died last week." The next day, this person called again, I want to talk to his Tailang. This operator is a bit bored and said:
"I have been telling you that he died last week. Why do you have to call?" The person said: "Because I like to listen to this matter." ● A Japanese eat in a hotel in China. When the waiter is on a plate of lobster, the Japanese asked: "How do you deal with the left shrimp shell?"
"Of course, it's falling," the waiter said.
"NO! NO! NO!" Japanese shook his head,
"In our Japanese, the left shrimp shell is sent into the factory, be a shrimp cake, and then sell it to you."
After a while, the waiter got a plate of fruit, and the Japanese pointed to one of the lemons:
"How do you deal with the left-leaved lemon skin?"
"Of course, it's falling," the waiter said.
"NO! NO! NO!"
The Japanese shook his head and said, "In our Japanese, the left-owned lemon skin will be sent into the factory, do the results, and then sell it to you."
At the time of checkout, the Japanese chewed chewing gum and smiled and asked:
"How do you deal with the left-owned chewing?"
"Of course it is spit," the waiter said.
"NO! NO! NO!"
The Japanese shakes his head, and it is proud to say, "In our Japanese, chewed chewing gum will be sent into the factory, make a set, and then sell you China."
The waiter asked impatiently: "Do you know how to handle the use of the sleeve in our China?" "Of course, it's throwing away," Japan people. The waiter shook his head and said: "NO! NO! NO! In our China, I have sent it into the factory. I will be a chewing gum and then sell it to you Japan." ● Japanese Prime Minister Senhu said that he never passed the mind, old It is said that it is wrong, doubled by the media, which makes him almost in the general election on June 25. It is said that the Sen Prime Minister's stay. Everyone knows that the English is unsightly in English. Before going to the United States, the journalists feel that the first chap of the Japanese Empire, if simple English greetings, will not say, unable to prevent the country of God is too eye-catching, hug, Ji Si Guangyi Road: Still this, first reach out after meeting, tell Clinton "Howare
YOU? "
Clinton will definitely say: "i
AM
FINE,
ANDYOU? "
Sen prince back a sentence: "ME
TOO! "The rest will be handed over to translation to translate. There is a common reporter so love, the Sen Prime Minister is big, and in the government's special machine is not practiced, the night sky flying over the Pacific Ocean, and he also heard the dream of Sen Jilang muttered Divest American pronunciation. I have a thick red carpet, and the hearts of the Sen's heart are ecstatic, reach out of their hands, take a 10% category, export what is unfortunately: "WHO
ARE
YOU? "At this time, his laughter is rotten and melted. Clinton is surprised, but he can't be difficult, and the 8-year president will also be appointed, and the US president is so sad. Make it, he is not afraid, anxious and answering, just to please the lady around:
I'm
Hilary's
Husband. "The prime minister seems to see the Washington Post, the praise of the headline of the headline of the headline, the excitement of the TBS, ABC announcer, will never forget the legend of the brain. He smile I am proud, proudly looked opposite Hirali, and then nodded, and said that said that "ME
TOO! ! ! "● Reporter: Koizumi Prime Minister Hello, thank you for accepting this interview with the United Nations to delegate me, let's start, okay? You don't be nervous, let's answer a few relaxed topics. Koizum: No, 噢 ...... ., Good, good, good ... reporter: I heard that Japanese college students **, do this? Smrium: No, Japanese college students are not **, but Japanese prostitutes have university cultural level. Reporter: It is said to Japan and robbers, There is a kind of tacit understanding of the bandits, does it mean that Japanese domestic is rich in these evil people? Smart: No, our Japan does not grab, do not kill, do not plunder, do not stole, but robbers, bandits have Japanese nationality. Reporter: Please be slightly That talks about the logic relationship between Japanese and pigs and dogs. Small Spring: No, pig, dog and we have no blood of the blood, but we appreciate pigs, dog behavior art, so we just follow them, you can say we have no pigs Image, but there is a temperament of pigs. Reporter: That explains that Japanese and dogs are still somewhat tacit. Koizum: No, you also see that the dog is not included in the national treasure, but the Japanese flag is imitation dog, the reporter: Japan Whether to invade Asian countries? Smart: No, we have never violated Asian countries, but I don't know how their war lawsuits are related to Japan, so I am also very depressed. Reporter: Does Japan have created Nanjing Massacre? Kuma: No We didn't make a Nanjing Massacre, but we have hurt the feelings of Nanjing people. Reporters: Please talk about the view of tampering history textbooks. Koizum: No, Japanese Education Division does not change the teaching book, but some narratives in history textbooks Not as optimistic. Reporter: Well, Japan invaded China how many islands, have you made statistics? Koizum: No, Japan did not invade China's territory, but we used to leave a national flag on the island that has been in the arrival of the flag Reporter: Every year, Japanese politicians will be a provocation for the world. Do you think it is a provocative for the world? K Shu: No, Japan is a peaceful country, so we call big and national, but we will pay a worship, just In the August of each year, we will participate in the world's first annual celebration in Japan to detonate the world's first atomic bomb. Reporter: Koizumi Prime Minister, thank you for accepting an interview, you let the people have an updated understanding of the Japanese. Koizum: not Comrade, the reporter, you are wrong, there is no one in Japan, we don't belong to the population. ● There is a Japanese girl to travel in a country in the Middle East, and a meal in a restaurant, there is a person who left a beard, there is no payment. So she asked the boss: 'Why didn't he pay?'
The boss will answer him: 'The police in our country leave a mustache, and the police did not pay for money.'
So the lady took the boss to the toilet, then set off his skirt and said:
'I am a secret police!' ● Drive a taxi on the road to the Chicago airport, take a Japanese tourist. At this time, a taxi exceeded the past, the Japanese shouted:
"Hey, Toyota! Japan manufactured! How fast!" After a while, another taxi exceeded. "Look, Nissan! It is manufactured in Japan! Too fast!"
Another taxi exceeded the past.
"Hey! It is Mitsubishi! Japan Manufacture! I am very good!" The taxi driver is 100% Americans, seeing so many Japanese cars more than their own American cars, plus that Japanese Zhang Ming's language, it is inevasive. The taxi will enter the airport parking lot, at this time, another taxi exceeds the past. "It is this field! Made in Japan! I am so bad! I didn't cure! The taxi driver stopped at the car, didn't finish the meter, said:" 150 US dollars. "" Is this nearly $ 150? " ! ""Meter! Made in Japan! I am very awkward! Done! "One day, the United Nations is open in the conference, and there are representatives of countries in the scene to speak ... The Chairman of the General Assembly is a British, when everyone wants to fight for the right, the Japanese will raise their hands ....
The Chair said: You can say it!, Japanese will have a stack of words .......
But the Chair said: Can you speak English?
The Japanese said: I just speak English .. !!
The Japanese continue to say ...
At this point, the Chair said: Can you stand up and speak?
The Japanese said: I have already standed it ........ ● Several Japanese people come to a big restaurant to eat, give a good appreciation for a "tyrant", the hotel manager explains Said: "This 'Overlinary Bujong' is XXXX and chickenwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwf, this XXXX is from you Japan!" The Japanese said: "Our Japanese countries have greatly, but the cuisine does not work, I want See your chef. " The chef came, the Japanese reached a thumbs to the chef: "XXXX is burn! We greatly love" chef self-quality: "Where is it, it is xxxx to eat"
(Lao Yi adapt) ● Friends who have a mountain to say: "Japan is actually a very envious nation." The old man said: "You are very fresh, talk about it ...
My friend said: "Do you know what it means in our Shandong" Japan "!"
Laobang nodded: "Know, swear,
***
"
"Yes!" Friends will then say: "Sweet people, Japan, Japan
***
! But they are "Japanese" "I", haha! This is not masturbation! ! "Laojiao Haha smiled:" You can entertain yourself, you can entertain yourself "" Only Japanese people can invent self-entertainment karaoke "● One American school. Teacher:" Who of Columbus discovered new mainland? "
The pawsh in the classroom is silent. After a long time, there is a voice to answer:
"1492"
"Yes!" Teacher is very happy, "answer the question is a classmate from Japan. As an American does not understand the history of the United States, are you not ashamed?"
"Dry the Japanese" another voice said.
"Who! Who said !?" The teacher is angry.
"In 1945, Dulun President" ● Similarly, a joke about aircraft has uploaded 5 passengers during the war, namely Americans, British, Japanese and a Chinese little student, and a pastor. When the plane is approaching the aquatish, the plane killed the engine, the captain announced the disconnection, and the parachute on the plane was only 4, and the Americans did not panic; For the American people, I have to live;, I have jumped with the umbrella, and the British hurried said: For the big Britain, I have to live, I have been jumping with the umbilical jump, the Japanese man said; for big I have to live in the Japanese Empire;, I have jumped it. At this time, Chinese little students are calm; Mr. the pastor, there are two parachutes, let's go! Do you ask if there is only one??
Chinese little student said; not! Just that Japanese took my bag !!; ● There is a plane to sit on an American a German Japanese and a Chinese, the plane flew half suddenly Oil, the captain announced that there must be one person to jump to reduce the weight, so the Americans play their personal heroism and walk to the plane of the aircraft, and the United States is long! ! Then just jump! The plane continues to fly ..... This time, the machine announced: the weight is still too heavy, and it is still a person! So the Germans will stand up, go to the plane of the plane, shouted: Deli Empire long live! Also jumped down! The plane continues to fly ..... This time, the macho announced: No, still heavy, you must jump away again! The Chinese saw the Japanese, standing up to the plane hatch, the Japanese hurry over and hold the Chinese hand: Good brother, I will not forget you! Chinese people shouted: Long live the People's Republic of China! ! Then I gave the Japanese! ! .......
