All teachers in the early 2 (5) classes in Talent Middle School put forward resignation to the Academic Affairs Office. The reasons are as follows:
Teacher: When class, there is a classmate to watch magazine. I confiscated his magazine knocked on his head ........ When I turned and prepared to continue to class, his attendant is actually haha. Laughing, the courses can't go, I will ask him, why laugh, you know how he answers me? The kid took out a resignation from the drawer, and he said to me: "Teacher, you have not found me to read, or you will be killed by you ~~"
Mathematics teacher: A classmate who has never been said to be used in the homework in the homework in the job ........ I asked him that this homework is not what he did, the classmate actually answered I don't know, you talk about it, I will continue to ask him, if he is honest, who helped him do, hey, he still has a reason, answer me: "Teacher, I I really don't know who is doing this job, telling the truth, I slept early last night ... "
Physics: You know I don't know if I will teach several lessons with a clockwise and a counterclockwise. Five lessons! Yes, I also said to them, I tell them if I still don't understand, I will look at the watch, and when I'm going to go, I will go clockwise, but in turn is counterclockwise. However, the total number of passes has passed, not a mobile phone is an electronic watch ... I don't resign, I will teach them two words during a semester?
Sport teacher: Why don't I resign? That gang is giving me a gift! ! No, give gifts, I mean is not to say that they will give me a gift, but they give me a gift. How do I say more, the more it is, then say, although I am slim, the skin is white, but I am also a male teacher? However, when the first a few days of women's Day, the boy didn't even send a box of pneumatic cream to me ..... Al, still, I still say that I have a hair pants in the summer, relying on, that is me Legs!
Biology: I really don't want to go, but ... you know, I have a heart disease, I can't stand the excitement, but can I not be excited? Yesterday, the unit examination, according to the requirements of the syllabus, I let the students look at the names and life habits of the bird legs on the teaching picture. But I just said that I had to take the content of the exam, I have a classmate to go out to the door, and I am in the mouth. I have, this kind of topic is not taken .... "You said that such students don't want education? I called him and asked him what the name, he actually pulled the boat tube, revealing the legs, said to me: "Come, watch my leg, write my name ......... "
Art teacher: You know, I just allocated to this class. Yesterday, I just entered the door, I heard a few students called "beauty", you don't worry? I am a teacher, how can they so respect for teachers? ........ Yes, if you just call me "beauty", I will resign is that I am not right, but when I look for "beauty", the few students shouted me again. ....... "See what to see, not calling you!"
History: That group is really no way to teach, I will mention the question: "Do you know what people in Wu Zetian?" The first classmate answered me and said that he was not familiar with her, the second classmate answered me It is his netizen, the third classmate said that he has her QQ number and so on, and I will ask for QQ ... I still have a classmate actually take a mobile phone. I have to ask her right away! Geography teacher: You look at this time their test paper, the first five famous mountains in my country is Zhao Benshan, the most famous river is Pan Changjiang, my country's coal is (black), my country's iron is (hard), you Say how I still class?
English teacher: When I talked about the independent structure, I deliberately taught them in this example: "Our Teacher Comes Into the Classroom, Book Under Arm" (our teacher walked into the classroom), but At the time of the exam, the whole classmate all translated into "teachers into the classroom, and put a book" ...
Music teacher: I am in class, demonstrate a song ... After singing, the students applauded. I am very happy, I am thinking, other teachers may be teaching methods are not .... But they haven't let me think about giving me a question, they shouted: "Teacher, great, you are All teachers are the best, we first heard such a duck! "
Chemistry teacher: I? Are you asking me? I haven't classified yet, but other teachers have been resigned, I don't resign, I am waiting to undertake their pain.
