Computer classic bragging
1, my CPU is a capacitor that I uses a capacitor! It's so big ... hahaha!
2, the upstairs is very powerful, pity, I spent a night, I took a small knife with a knife on my hard drive, I want to learn!
3, blow, bragging, do not pay taxes ... I was dismantled with my old-fashioned TV yesterday, and the seven spells turned into a GF4TI4800 graphics card, earned ...
4, what is this, just eat the apple side, suddenly crash, and then find that the operating system will become Mac OS.
5, yesterday, I have n'thing to do, watching my own monitor, just find a piece of glass, a few horses, and dismantled a radio, assembled a liquid crystal display, and it is useful.
6, I just overclused me 56K cats, as a result, I went online, all the phones of my group were all busy.
7, I said some old things, that is when I just put on college, everyone uses 286, the display is also simple, the hard disk is smaller. I think so, I can't, so I have disassembled a color TV display on the display, which is displayed simply. Even later, the hard drive was small, so I recovered a thousand 5-inch floppy disks, took it all the core, sticking together, so a 1G hard disk came out.
8, I am poor, I can't afford the computer, now I can only change the calculator bought by this 5 yuan to change the computer. The disadvantage is that the screen is small, but the original calculator is solar energy, I preserved this feature. Poor, let's go.
9, everyone is a strong man. I just put the TV remotely added a camera head as a new phone.
10 Here the post is too big, and you will be able to crash every time. It seems that there is not enough memory. Although it is cheap now, I am poor, I only use 128m. I wondered for a long time, I found a good way, I put the memory inserted, oh. The self-test passed, the memory became 821m.
11. I am so hard to catch a mouse this afternoon, and the injection chip makes him a mouse.
12, the Internet is too slow! I found some abandoned wires in the old freenses and did a gigably single-mode light and computer directly! Now 40 episodes of TV dramas have been fixed!
13, spend six dollars bought two doorbells plus three-door board, plugged in one, so good, doorbell turned into wooden speakers, less than 100 ----
14. Yesterday I took my cat over the frequency. I got up this morning and found that our community is not.
15. A few days ago, I went to the Antarctic to catch only the penguin hard plug into the display. I started chatting. But the penguin often coughed, I suspect that I have a SARS ~~~
16. I saw a beauty, I broke the display, and I got her out.
17, I took her out, I was preparing XX. As a result, the virus suddenly seated, she became a male #### shit
18, relying on, the Samsung 550s online is upgraded into Samsung LCD display, and it feels that the dynamic shows that there is a problem, I want to uninstall the reloading discovery without uninstall.
19. People now do CPUs which use soldering iron soldering, they are bonded with thick nose, and they can't do it without rhinitis.
20. Recently, the machine is old is a dead machine, open the chassis, wow, the heat sink is quickly. So I am in a hurry, and the motor on the old electric fan is uploaded. Power-on, hey, it's really fast, measured the speed, 500,000 rpm / sec. Temperature is zero five degrees. Ha ha. This time you don't have to worry!
21, my family's modem is broken, so I put my family's flower fits into a box, and one dial is 喵 喵 响, do not use electricity, the box is in the box in the box. 22, 俺 is the programming, the front section of the hard disk space is in a hurry, 俺 俺 俺 Tamrof.exe, put 15G hard drive to Gong 51g. Unfortunately, it is not available, can't sell money. That source code, six mailboxes.
23, I never use anti-virus software, my network card is placed in vinegar.
24, my office is on the 30th floor. Once a boss saw me working at CS, I picked me out of my color, I was thrown away from the window. I can scare me, I quickly rushed down. It's too late to take the elevator, I have to take the stairs. I ran down and run exhausted, but I still didn't give up. I ran to the first floor and rushed out of the building. Fortunately, when I rushed, the color was just fell, I took it back. This avoids that color to smash the children or flower grass.
25, my family is open online D. Always disconnect. Later, I made it up with it. Directly pulled several telephone lines directly, grab a few wild cats, bundled together. I didn't expect to become T1. The speed is absolutely fast enough. The only trouble is the feet.
26, in the past few years, I took the plane, just flew to the Japanese stomach pain, just got the toilet, who knows that after the destination, I heard that Japan was thrown two atomic bombs.
27, once a company sent me to the US IBM headquarters, order a supercomputer to them. After talking, the two tons of heavy computers can die. How to do? The company's budget is almost the same, but the cost of air transport is indeed not low. I can't always be sea, that time is not as good. I think I want, I suddenly thought of a good way. When I came to the United States, I also brought a pigeon. Isn't it just derived? So I tied the computer on the foot of the pigeon and flew it. Three days later, the pigeon successfully transported this two tons of heavy computers from the United States to Guangzhou.
28, my uncle is the police secretary. Recently they broke a large international drug trafficking group. This drug trafficking group has automated drug trafficking and networked. Do you guess what transport drugs they use? Is the transfer function of QQ! It seems that criminals do have learned to use online crime.
29, I have seen so many, I think everyone has blown up, only the girl's picture of the girl is good! The voice did not fall, and the girl drilled out from the screen. Also said a little not bragging: You are handsome, I like your type, humor. Her words have not been finished, all of you have become beautiful, each person pro, almost all the same line: Don't grab me, this handsome guy me!
30, I don't know what happened today, I saw my 15-inch old CTR, I didn't, this is not on the red screen! I am in a hurry, I will thrown it down, listen to the sound, I am very crisp, I panicked, hurry down, oh! guess what? Y fly, it's flat! It is 17 inch! ! Take a closer look! I will take it back to the 6th floor, pick up the PC inserted with the power ---- as a 17-inch LCD! ! Uncommon
31, now the Internet is too inconvenient, because there is no mouse
To know, my husband cat is watching my mouse. I can't sleep in the night. I still have to make things, I have come out, I have come out, the government knows, the government knows, I have confiscated it. I never allow me to raise cats, and use mouse again.
32, my optical drive is not easy to use, the reading disk is too slow, I will take the light drove, and the super error correction VCD of my dormitory is given to the computer. The disk is super fast. You can try you don't believe it. 33, netizens want my photo, my family has no scanner, I have to take out my own ten lines of work, the tens of thousands of photos of the whole community will be sweep with the eyes, send it to the netizens to ask him to see enough, Exhaus him! ! ! ! Seeing that he dares dare to ask me.
34. The newly bought hard drive made me fell on the road. I heard the sand of Shas in the road. It is estimated that it is already broken, and I can't use it home. No way, hanging on the computer's computer for fragmentation, now uses the horse, the problem is not big.
35. I heard that the Pentium 8 processor has already come out, I have used two Pentium 4 sticking together, I have applied for a patent!
36. My classmates want to see the "Tianlong Babu" in my computer. I brought my hard drive to find my second uncle, shouting him to press me. Go home hang up: 1.4MB, just a floppy disk to copy it!
37. Just click on this post, crash ~ from the new startup, I suspect that the hardware's problem, dismantle the chassis, I will rely! There is a 100 cattle in my chassis! Dear big brothers upstairs, don't blow, you can't afford this 100 cattle! Do you want to be tired tomorrow, I will blow you back to this post.
