* Real programmers don't write specs - Users shop conceider at all and take what the the get. Translate: The real programmer does not follow the rules, they say to the user: get what you want, then go You are very fortunate! * Real programmers don't comment their code. IT Should Be Hard To understand and even harder to modify. The real programmer does not write a comment. It is difficult to understand that it is difficult to write. It is difficult to modify. * Real programmers Don't Write Application Programs; They Program Right Down The Bare Metal. Application Programming is forfebs who can't do systems programming. They love white hands. Only write an application only if you don't understand the weaknesses of the system program. * Real programmers don't eat quiche. In Fact, Real Programmers Don't Knowhow to Spell Quiche. The true programmer does not eat egg rolls. They don't understand the word "quiche (egg roll)" at all disdain. They eat Twinkies and Sichuan cuisine. Note: Twinkies may be some kind of food that is sandwiched with two slices. * Real Programmers only write specs for languages that might run on future hardware. Noboby trusts them to write specs for anything homo sapiens will ever be able to fit on a single planet. Real Programmers only write standards for the future of the language used on the machine . Ghosts will believe which planet will use their standards. * Real Programmers Never Program in Cobol, Money Is No Object. The real programmer does not use COBOL programming, money such as manifier. Note: I don't know how cloud! * Real Programmers Never Right Justify Text That Will Be Read On A Fixed-Character-Width Medium. The real programmer is written by text. * Real programmers Wear Hiking Boots Only When It's Much Too Cold To Wear Sandals. When It's Only Too Cold, Their Socks with Their Sandals. The real programmer loves to wear sandals, even if the weather is getting cold, they are just put on the socks. . They will only replace their running shoes when only cold winds.
