1, no, please don't send me flowers! ! Flowers are plants genitals, I don't want to hold a bunch of genitals and you have a purposelessly walk in the campus -_-! 2, Cao Ai: How many people in our way will we do? Jiang Gan: Only the Qinghua students are so much! Cao Ai: Haha, the sky is no longer the road, we can still fight, then go to explore! Jiang Gan: Oh, the main public is not good, I am only a clear mm in the horse! Cao Ai (falling): I am afraid of me, it seems that it can only be quickly north, and then go to explore! Jiang Gan (for a while, I will cry ": 555 ... Cao Ai: How? Jiang Gan (swallowed): Lord, our soldier horse only clear PPMM (it is beautiful MM's meaning) so much! Cao Ai (Yang Tian's sigh, hurts): Hey, this is coming, we have already wrapped in the whole army ... 3, just grab the Qinghua's hoe, do not touch the girl! 4, bamboo, I am gay, because ... because I want to * your grandfather! ! ! 5, people, born in bed, death is also in bed, "want to die" is also in bed. I am learning in Zhejiang University. I graduated from Zhejiang University. I have been dying and lived. I am in Zhejiang University ... 6, the University's four-year cafeteria "trophy" show: (1) a big bottom, lying in the bottom of the spinach soup, has been white, swelling Small fingers; (2) a ladybug, seven stars, I have careful numbers; (3) a strawberry (good thing), but I don't know why there will be in the bean bag; (4) Playing meat, see the vegetables A piece of meat (the size of the mouse, envy around people), as a result, I turned over, it is half a pig, it is still a long black hair! ! ! (5) Baozi, the first mouth has not been caught, the second mouth has already bitted; (6) tofu, after the first time, I have always been in the cafeteria before the fight in the past. 7) Other: porridge can take a bath, rice can fight birds, steamed buns to ***** island ... Summary: Canteen is a place that can always bring us surprises: Today, you think you have eaten the most difficult in the world. Below, you can get it tomorrow, you can always find yourself wrong. 7. I have learned from the university. At present, there are two prominent contradictions in my country: First, the high-speed growth of the economy and the continued decline in the living standards of our lives, the other is the contradiction between high tuition fees and poor education. .
8. My intention is a beautiful beauty. One day she will ride a fired dinosaur to marry me, but I saw her ride, but I didn't see its owner ... 9, logistics group, Network center, school hospital is the "three big mountains" in the new century in the head of the Chinese workers: Logistics Group is "imperialism" - no conscience, desperately searching our money; network center is "bureaucratic capitalism" - Holding pit, unlike; school hospital is "feudalism" - medical dead people do not pay! 10, BBS is a treasure, everyone can not leave; BBS is really good, you can't log in every day ... I don't want to be shameful every day, the reply is also a virtue ... "Long live, not guilty! Water scilm, painted back, life is beautiful ... It's true, this is complete, the waist is not sour, the legs don't hurt, eat, the appetite is very good, don't believe you also try it too. ~ 11, one buddy said quietly: "TMD, I was refused by MM!" The other said: "You are good, I am refused, is MM's sisters say to me." My buddy said: "You are really lucky, the news I have rejected is to pass the girl's bedroom to the boys, and then tell me." The last one said: "Ah, I've been refused is in our school BBS. 'See it today !! "12, Jiangnan Seven Black Ma Yu Hong Qi Gong One Light Master Zhou Botong (teaching a mentally wisdom child) == Guo Jing heroes the first king Chongyang (teaching seven) Talented child) == All true seven sons all true seven sons & # 215; 3 & lt; Guo Jing heroes are the serious consequences of Wang Zhongyang blindly expanded! ! ! 13. Job Search Seven: Forte speech will attend the listening, for "listening to the hegemony"; all those who see the company's recruitment should allocate, for "diary"; all the company recruits the resume, For the "itty"; all the resumes give the written test opportunity, "pen"; all the written tests have interview notice, "forces"; all the interviews will pass the offer, "Offer" The last category: The whole process has repeatedly rejected, the opportunity is all, the rivers and lakes are called "giant"! ! ! 14. I am from Dafeng, and now I am studying in Harvard MBA. (Harvard - Harva - Harbin Buddha College, MBA - "Monk Behaviour Analysis" - Monk Behavioral Analysis) 15. (Xi'an Jiaotong University) When class, two boys: A: "I curse you the girlfriend is a big ! "B:" I curse your girlfriend is our class !!! "16, BBS, they start to complain the station first, I didn't speak, because I am not a station; later they deal with the supervisor, I don't have Sound, because I am not the supervisor; later they all edition, I didn't speak, because I am not a moderator, I am a "big water gun".
Finally, they began to repair me. At this time, no one left with me again and again ... In fact, I am the legendary "inner ghost"! 17. If you love her, send her (Ha) work, because there is paradise; if you hate him, send him to the work, because there is hell ... (Anchor self "Harbin Institute in Harbin") 18, network In the times, we should master the use of search engines represented by "Google". What disease is to learn how to dose back from a dog's duel to the dog. 19, the bedroom boss let the old eight to read the book in bed to watch TV, he and girlfriend should use this time ML. I only listened to the old eight saying: "The brothers in the housing are also in ml." The old man asked why? " The old eight said: "Because the old five in their bedroom is watching TV downstairs." 20, I want to have ten feet in the past; sigh now, the wind and unesthetic shoes ... :( 21, (Tsinghua Heating) Warm The hand is basically reilant, the warmth is basically shaking, the couple is basically relying on, the single is basically leaning. Write a letter can't be hand, the complaint can only be messy, when can the temperature have? The school answers no. Not seventy old, Little endurance, this is "11", you have been frozen into puppies, south of Siberia, you still have no life !! 22, family poor ugly, one meter four nine, university culture, rural households, broken house three In the middle of the field, the pana, the cold pot is hot, the wife is not, the year is four seasons, the drug is not depressed, today online, wide spending girlfriend, revolutionary road, walking with shoulder - pain !!! 23, big one: I found that there is a bug, The whole bowl is poured; the big two: I found that there is a strife, pick it up and continue to eat; big three: I found that there is a bug, when doing there is no insects; big four: no insects, protest, no The insect is eaten! When studying: I found a kind of insect, sigh, so too a single; reading Bo: I found only insects, feelings, school food has improved ... 24, start I just like MM, later I fell in love with this art; I just liked to be in Zhejiang University. Later, I fell in love with this art; I just liked to cheat, this kind of art, later, I fell in love with this art. I just like to like QQ, later, I fell in love with this art; I just liked the money. Later, I fell in love with this art; I just liked the party members, Later, I fell in love with the art of corruption. 25. The world is very small, and Ji Dada is very big! 26, I am a gun method, awareness, whatever !! (CS mother's signature file) 27, poor It is alone, and the rich wife is in group. 28, no cow a, no cattle C! 29, even in the world of the cante, the smoke is straightforward. Left spider dance, right, look at the walk.
Vomiting, vomiting, vomiting, scared fly! 30, you accidentally send a photo of "big dinosaur" to the bamboo, the bamboo is angry, your 5 points have not been ... 31, I originally wanted to buy Honda sports cars, but in order to support national industries, boycott R goods, More importantly, I don't give the ghost to make the bullet money, so I plan to buy a Phoenix 28 type bicycle. 32, I have been ate for half a year of grain mixed grains - I finally made a stomach; I bought a sports lottery for half a year - I finally in the five yuan; I chased the girls in the year - I finally ran with people; I Write a half-year article - finally used to wipe your ass! (SOHU / CHINAREN Campus Forum) 33, there is no gangma than I have talented, than I am handsome, I haven't I have! As for the choice of your boyfriend, you look at it! ! 34, three school girls can't marry: nurses / nurses - will say: take off their pants, raise ass; English system - Cheng Tian will only say: **** ... (later, you can pick up); Education / Teacher - Don't do it for a hundred times! ! ! 35, three school boys can't marry: architectural design - drawing every day; hotel service / management - put things to you here; accounting - every month from the end of the month! (C_chairman) 36, test: China's coal is (), China's iron is (). I replied: China's coal is (black), China's iron is (hard). Sometimes I am also wondering, why did the teachers always have such a simple question after the students "reduce the burden"? (SOHU / CHINAREN Campus Forum) 37, there is "flower" to be folded directly, do not have "flowers" empty branches. 38, (noctor) Beauty and wisdom coexist, handsome guy and dinosaur are ... 39, (Peking University Unnamed Game Area) If the game is missing people, please call me - I have a rich experience, the gun method is good; first-class mercenary, help Thunder, teach Saddam hit the gun, 5V5 generally stay 4 people playing mahjong at home, I will go out to get it; the super murderer is mad, the game is 7-8 people (some myopia, so it is inevitable ^ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __ ^); Invincible Terminator, once a sexual shot 55 people, cut 33 people, 3 people, scared to death, won the CS first-class work! ! The most important thing is that I have been ugly, there is still a girlfriend ... 40, (Donghua University) children's men's people's heart forever! ! 41, (Xi'an Academy of Fine Arts) Painted the world of beautiful scenery, all the beautiful women. 42, in the evening, I will walk in the undenterer, seeing the water drifting a transparent safety sleeve ... Just three Benedades, only listening to the sleeves in the water: "See ... new varieties Jellyfi! "43, (Shuimu Tsinghua)" came, the chick, gave the uncle a laugh.
