Translation and transliteration
Going to watch the movie screen appears to translate and have some access to the original meaning.
Among a movie: The actor is facing the heroine: "Are you kidding?" (Are you joking?)
And the subtitles appear: "Are you Katie?"
Actress: "NO, I am serious!" (No! I am serious!)
The subtitle appears: "No! I am Xirui!"
Poor english
A German, the French and a Chinese are going to the mine work.
The boss said to the German: "Your physical is good, you are responsible for hard work."
To the French say: "You said that you are an engineer, you are responsible for the plan."
And he said to the Chinese: "You are very thin. You are responsible for supply (Supplies)."
Then they start working.
A few days later, the Germans and the French found that the Chinese did not see it. After a long time, they decided to work first.
While the German began to work, the Chinese suddenly jumped out: "surprise!"
Charity dance
The school girls love him.
On this day, the school held a charity dance, and he invited a woman Xiaoqi, who was "patriotism", "Winter melon".
Xiaoqi asked Xiao Qi: "Is it like ... Why do you ask me to dance like you?"
ㄚ ㄚ does not seem to pay attention, but see it in the mouth muttered: "It doesn't matter ... Charity dance, this is a charity dance ..."
Mostthmia April Fool's Day joke
A Indian old brother entered the US Customs and fills the "twice a week" in a form of SEX column.
Customs officials knew that he misunderstood, explained: Ask you is a male or female.
The Indian brothers replied and said:
Officials were fainted.
A whitewood to the black district published a campaign speech, in order to win the support of black voters, he suddenly blurted in the speech: Although my skin is white, heart is as black as you.
New lion
There is a new lion in the zoo. When you eat, other lions eat steaks, this new lion is only assigned to a banana. At first, this new lion thought it was shallow, not for meaning, After a few days, it really can't be relied, just asked one of the lions: Why do you eat steaks every day, and I have a banana? Senior lion replied: "Because of our zoo, the lion is freeze, your top is the lack of monkeys."
Thief
Stealing bachelor: I am not equipped with a pair of glasses right away!
Stealing B: Why?
Stealing children: Yesterday, I went into a household. When I opened the safe, I suddenly made a big voice. I turned out that I was not a safe .... is a radio!
