Newlywed husband's confession (hilarious) [turn]

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Dear wife:

Follow your will, I reflect on the study in the study an hour forty-three points and seven seconds. I drank a glass of boiled water. I got a bathroom. I didn't smoke, and the above facts were accurate, please review.

Attach my review report, you can negotiate.

After 3 months of marriage life, I think my wife is gentle, diligent and soft, is a good wife, but I am a husband, but the attitude is generous, and the place is worth it.

Here is the analysis of my bad behavior, please lead the approval:

1. Yesterday's thing is that I am wrong. Although the red-burned eggplant you have made is a little salty, it is delicious, and I should not blame you to waste salt. I am so blaming, I am completely hidden. However, add some water is ok.

2. When you say Lu Yi, I should not believe in the song, I like Liang Qiqi, harm you in two days, I can't care about me, very painful. If you think about it, my answer is really unclear, because your heart is still limited to the mainland, but I rushed to Hong Kong, I still like Zhou Xun.

3. You like to watch the small poligal brother in Korean drama, I should not obstruct, you should compare me with him, I shouldn't agree to protest, because people of people have no protest.

4. At the wedding on Saturday, I said I meeting, I don't know if I can go, you have prepared two red envelopes, one 100, one 200, and I didn't go, you accidentally sent it. Dear, I shouldn't laugh at you, you have done very well, change it to me, may send two people to be sent out.

5. Last time you bought a yellow flower fish, I shouldn't swear on the chef, pretending to kitak, and if you help the kitchen, you will be happy when you are smelling, but it is drooling when you eat. It is unbearable for your fragile psychology.

6. You cut the hair short hair, ask me to see, I said, you are very happy; further try, I said it; you ask for a good, I will answer, it is better to make you very sad. This is my fault, and the reply such as this class is the first time.

7. You know a lot of excellent friends on the Internet, one time Hongyan passed the book, Yu Zhao flew, I should not use the report on the newspaper to combat you. However, the photo you wear in a white dress is really not good, or wearing the high tie, there is a bodyguard next to it, looks at the style.

8. Top Out of you, you will come back and I will discuss who should have a diaper, I really shouldn't shirk responsibility, provoke you angry. But dear, this task is too far away, we still discuss who is responsible for life. Who is their home?

9. You accuse me to put the socks everywhere, I should not be almost putting books everywhere, after all, the sock is stinky, the book is fragrant.

10. When you invite the snow to eat McDonald's, I should not sneak her under the table, let you get big thunder, but she stepped on me so much leather shoes, why don't you do this?

11. You say that I am not as beautiful as you are so beautiful, I should not be stubborn, you are right, the evidence is conclusive, you can let the blind child testify.

12. I turned back to the building, you turned around and asked me a few, I said, you will be born. Dear, I really don't know that your nose is so sensitive, in fact, I have drawn two. You have always been an understanding of the girl, I hope you can forgive me, give me a new opportunity. For family stability, economic prosperity, by way of inciting a few small suggestions:

Don't point to the handsome guys in the TV say that he is like your boyfriend, your first close to the man is at the big two dance, flustered Zhang Zhang mad step on the feet, very unfortunately that person is me.

2. When you go shopping, don't always be a hi, such as buy a crusher to go back to make garlic, don't you think that my machine is more economical?

3. When you eat, you are always too little, but when you look at it, you are too fat, dear, this really makes me very difficult.

4. Don't give me some drill weird questions, say that it is brain tend to turn, and the result is logical confusion.

5. Don't tell me a joke when I look at the gun, and I can't laugh.

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