1, kid, dare to bubble me! You said, is it a single or group? Group, let's give you one; one pick, you pick us! 2, the normal function and the index function E of X times walks on the street, see the differential calculus, often the function is scared, hurried, said: "It is different from it, I don't have anything!" Index function Not flustered: "Can it treat me, I am the X of E!" The index function meets the differential operator. Index function self-introduction: "Hello, I am the X of E." Delicate Operators: "Hello, I am 'D / DY!'" 3, the summer is coming, the weather is hot, a group "BT "To Beibei, I will arrange the word" B "for a while, and I will be" T "word ... 4, my life is 22 years, I refused to be 3 times, I was refused to be 2 times, the current 3: 2 lead ... 5, Recently, your boyfriend is not bad ~ / he, go to BBS in BBS every day! I use my ID to Irrigate, what about you? / Let me use my father! I told my girlfriend that you also entered the alumni, hehe, people think about BBS! BBS, good! MM and more PP, we have been filled with! Learn our profession, nothing, play the game every day. With this BBS, hey! It's really worthy of this computer! BBS, Irrigation tomorrow! / BBS, daily irrigation! 6, successful men are busy in the sky, JB is busy at night; the failed man does not have a bird during the day, and the birds don't have anything at night. So, I have to do successful men! - 7, I have been awarded in the past year: On April 29, 1985, a small red flower was awarded by the big class Zhao Grandma. On June 1, 1998, the maximum prize of progress was awarded by Mr. Liu. This one; 2000, one day, award-winning basketball team award, from Zhang Tianguang classmates, markedly in December 18, 2001, won the Beijing computer sports lottery, by the handsome guy bonus 5 yuan. 8. (Anhui University BBS) and still spent the moon, the dinosaurs sat into the fairy. 9, Confucius Dongyou, in the second child, defend, and ask. A child said: I am born in Shandong with RIB, so I am an east. A child: the sun, RIB is also clear, it is the west. Confucius can't decide, and then ask Laozi (that is, me). Laozi smiled: What do you know? RIB ring-free, can you count things! ! 10, anti-autumn, practice basket,? 11, computer is my big wife, I have faced a big wife, I have a big wife, I hang up the network is my second wife -> Shang two wife -> The second wife is broken - -> I finished Shuimu, I gave me three old women to visit the three old women sold 12. For single sisters, I have always strived; I have never given up; I have never given up; I have never given up; I pay attention to excavation; Heise, there must be strategic vision.
13. "I like the girl is like a talent like a jade, like Baodi as sensible, as beautiful as Keqing, like Xiang Yun, loyalty like Li Wei, like a spring, like Feng Jie, as savvy, It is also like Yuan Spring, huh, huh ... "" But I don't like girls like 玉 as weak, Baodi is like privately, and I can't live in the world. Xiang Yun is like the world, and the spring is the same. Heart is cold, Miao Yu is the same, haha ... "14. If you eat more fish, you can make a brain make people smart, then I have to eat a pair of whales ... :( 15, want to think with me Position, first serve! I will be yellow, I am so mad! I will be in the yellow, I will be so cool! I will be so awkward, I am so awkward! 16, Xicheng, Zhuge Liang All, the Yu Yin is around the beam, listening to the 150,000 Wei Jun in the city, Zhuge Liang: "Thank you, please pay one or two." Wei Jun was shocked, between the moment, 150,000 people escaped one Leaves ... 17, I have a biggest dream: 20 ** Year of Serie A League last round, this is a competition that I can win the international Milan to win, and Juventus will die ... The last minute of the game, Recoba passed the ball, at the location of the ten meters, first swaying three defenders, then push down the goalkeeper of Juventus, and finally score the winning ball in the whole game ... In the cheers of the audience, I took the lover's hand and went to the center of the court. Hold our wedding. The cute Morati is our certificate of marld, and the 80,000 kan fans of San Sido will ignite the candle for us to bless! 18, the rivers and lakes, the people who are good at killing a bloody road, known as the knife; the man holding a long sword, is known as a sword; while in the water, people who like to hold a scoop It is called ... huh :) 19, after I have hidden seven accounts, I finally understand - really should be hidden than an account, but my heart. 20, raining, don't forget to take an umbrella, wet body is small, get trouble ~~~ :) 21, Buddha, color is empty, empty is color. Tonight, I want to be empty ... :) 22, a good man is a profound book, the more you look at the fans; good woman is the spring of Wang Qing, the more delicious. The man is a car, not only will be open, but also will be repaired; women are cups, not only drink, but also will pay. I am a woman, do you want to come to the product? 23, I miss the childhood: I remember the teacher of primary schools: "I will kick you out!" At the time, I wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh. Now, dare to laugh, but will not laugh ... 24, Irrigation, BBS magic weapon; divided into effort. 25, love life, Irad, natural beauty ... 26, they published a book in China's earliest on treating impotence - "Diamond" published a book of China's earliest about physiology - "Obsteas" "They built China's earliest fine library - Tibetan Pavilion they offer 500 exposure mad - 500 naked guys named a letter of Bodhisattva with a perverted behavior - Viewing, they are: ......... ... monk 27, he is a campus, she passed. Beautiful back, he can't help but shout: "You are beautiful, please stay!" She looked back, he was condensed.
As a result, two people died together - she was ugly, he was scared; he was ugly, she laughed dead ... 28, light is not "RE", violating the Constitution! Frequent "R Text" is a basic national policy in my country! 29, I really want to spit a shit on your face! 30. In order to get the appreciation of your girlfriend, I have to do a sleeper today! ...... Oh, yeah ... It's so tired, today's prone, you will support it tomorrow! 31, Big 1: Computer network = high re-repair ╮╮ big two: Boxing StarCraft = 4 levels, █ / ~~ I fell! Big 3: FIFA CS = degree does not ● big four: one two three = unemployment 32, I started, I was fascinated by MM this matter; and the result, I fell in love with this art. 33. The school-sent negotiating experts gathered on the roof of the main building. I took the "Glock18" in the hands. He turned to the hostage sun. He was scared to retreat. Please don't hurt the hostage, what is it? Require, we can consider! "" It's very simple, put the broken road of Xishan Bridge, the black store in the school, the health of the cafeteria is a good job, the dormitory is turned off, and the water price of the bathhouse is pressed down. One pressure ... "" Ok, you wait, I will go back to ask. "The negotiator went downstairs. About a smoke, he returned to the rooftop, shouting far away: "You still fire, we will not sue you ..." 34, two women AB - A: I heard that your boyfriend is Zhejiang University of? B: Hey, I have such a good blessing ... Two men CD - C: I heard that your girlfriend is Zhejiang University? D: fart! Your girlfriend is Zhejiang University! 35. If there is an incident, let us make a pair of small mice. The stupid love, the dullness has been in the past, and it is stupid together. Even if Snow Feng Mountain, you can also hug your ears in the warm grass pile ... 36, the university life is sometimes like being raped by the eunuch, the resistance is painful, not rebellious or painful! 37. Advance with the times, you and I go to the climax! Author: chai2001 Reply Date: 2003-08-29 12:46:00 38, look at a school the size of contraception TAO's first look at the school gate number and types of hospitals ...... 39 years ago, with relish to see drama, Every advertisement in the middle, connect to the toilet; 10 years later, Jinjin has a variety of advertisements, meets the idol drama, connects to the table or goes to the toilet! 40, as a student of a UNICE, I am born People, death is the Board - the dead! 41, my love people have the Lord, love me is terrible; don't fall in lonely, just in loneliness! 42, my own is kind, I usually stepping on an ant, I will read the Buddha, the ultimate soul, and the tomb of the graves, and I am afraid that they will be single lonely, and dozens of ants are treated. It can be made to do our best.
I hope that sexual good people will contact me ~~~ (This year is really ah!) 43, after graduation ceremony, a Tsinghua student has excitedly say "Hello, I am already Tsinghua 02-year graduate! "The driver said" I really smart, I am 66th ", I said that the old man selling sweet potatoes said that" he has not liberated when he graduated ~ "44, medical expert advice: water is the source of our lives , Please quantify water per day. Go shopping every day, Irrigation, and use it to be healthy. I got a bucket of water, a barrel of water before meals, the key is to persist, focusing on participating. 45, I want to know why I want to know why I want to know why I just want to know why I don't know why I must know why. (This signature file is unable to say, because there is a meaning of every discrete method) 46, "Irrigation" to the sea, stone! "RE" to the eyes! 47, no money, I can hold your hand wandering in full Bai Sand's beaches; 1 yuan romance, I can call you in the cold public telephone booth; 10 yuan of romance, I can buy a bare fever on the hot summer day to let you cool the heat; 100 yuan romance, I You can buy Kanto to boil in the cold night; the romance of 1000 yuan, I can accompany you to buy your favorite clothes; 10,000 yuan romance, I can buy a mobile phone to you, let us happy voice zero distance. 48, no self-contrast pavilion, I didn't see the fall of the street, and the time of reading the time, I was unsatisfactory, the younger brother ... 49 Many people have gone to universities and live! 50, my watch brother, more than 40 years. Attitude from the text, and the test three years without the middle.习 武, the training of martial arts is sent, and the middle drums will come out. Reproduce school, self-written, self-contained, and struggle. 51, a paragraph of unforgettable love at first sight lovers, forget the years of jewelery! 52. Be a woman "quite" good, be a man "quite" tired! 53. I am from Yunnan Yuanmeng / You come from Beijing Zhoukou / I hold your hand / gently bite a bite / love / let us walk upright 54, God gave me the brain - I think about me; God gives me double Feet - so I ran; God gave me ten fingers - so I am online. After thinking, I am running online ... 55, determined to find a girlfriend "Thirteen do not": 1 - Dinosaur; 2- I have a boyfriend; 3- is not a virgin; 4- more than 1.65 do not 5- is not the important thing; 6- is Tsinghua 's don't; 7-Reading is not; 8 - 1985 do not; 9 - 1981; 10- There is a disability; 11-love Don't be dressed; 12- is not gentle; 13- Men not! 56, friends, love? No? Then you are incomplete! :) 57, I have been more handsome, there is a director to find me to play the actor of "Notre Dame" Paris ... 58, the night shift worker said: "Eating and ML are the first productive forces.
"Even the capital discussion of a month, I found that Marx didn't say this sentence ... 59, I wanted to be small MM, accompany me to Irrigation; I irrigate the source, Jun Irrigation the source of the water; ID digging pit, change MJ irrigation; With the moderator theory, with the talents; "top ten" (ranking) is not panic, sealed, there is no regret; come on a small mm, the letter station is given. 60, people only see the hero is the hero, but there is no When you see the hero's water ... 61, my love people have the Lord - 嘿, it is awkward !!! Love me the spring breeze - 嘻, because I am with me !!! 62, I didn't see JJ, I didn't see MM, I read SL, I was alone! 63, when I was young, my father educated me: "China's male and female proportion is 107: 101, if you don't study, you are the '6' ! "Growing up, I have made Tsinghua, I found that the proportion of men and women in Tsinghua is 7: 1, I am still the" 6 "!! 64, (the signature file of the classmate of the engineering college) I want to love ---- but already Late: (65, the police uncle chased me three streets, four rivers, turned over five big mountains, finally grabbed me ... The shoes! 66, go to Xi'an business trip, a Dalian wife How good is the big dress, then said that the 100th anniversary of Dalian held a very grand celebration cloud cloud, and then asked one next to: "What is the celebration of the 100th anniversary of Xi'an?" Several Xi'an When the buddies, I have been in a while, I will force it to: "I remember that Xi'an was in the city for 600 years, I made a 'bonfire play princes' (the story of Zhou Qings) ..." 67, 50 years later, When you are sitting next to the fireplace, Suner asked you: "Where are you in 2003?" You don't have to spend our support: "Oh ... I was in the hunan province of the hometown ... "On the contrary, you can pride tell him:" For my country, I stayed in Beijing and "SARS" battle! "68, do people as Zhu Rongji, marry wife Xu Jinglei! 69, study, think about it every day (eight words every day True, destroying people) 70, three representatives of the four basic principles of the first country, five permanent members of the sixth regulations, the eight talents of the six orders, the top ten popular topics of nine stations. (This old brother is enough to political understanding and summarization Thorough :)) 71, my grandmother is still in the countryside. Self-playing me after the Tsinghua University, every time I go back to my grandmother, I said: "There are several places in the family, there are this yard, these chickens, It's all for you. But I saw this year's employment situation. I finally realized the grandeur and good intentions of my grandmother ... 72, my university four years: eat less than pig, do more duck more I slept late than the dog, and I have a big chicken. In the 73rd, my new "four-way" goal is to give the sun to the sun, press the railing to the Yellow River, to the aircraft design reverse, for the Great Wall Post Tile! 74, gently I am in, I have to go back again. I waved a sleeve, I took a doctorate. 75, (Wuhan University, a buddy) punched Qinghua North big, foot kick Fudan South open, the rest is the late generation, the old man disdain.
76. Every girl is once a tear angel. When you encounter your favorite boy, you will tears - so be mortal. So the boy must not live up to the girl, because the girl gave up the whole paradise for you! 77, each boy is a demon of hell. When you encounter your favorite girl, you will be moved - so becoming mortal. So the girl must not live up to the boy, otherwise the boy will return to the terrible hell! (CBBS a high-person reply, cattle x!) 78, for the brothers, two ribs, for beauty, brother two knives. Brothers are like hand and feet, beautiful women like clothes, who wear my clothes, I cut him; beautiful women like clothes, brothers, who moved my hand, I wore him clothes! ! ! 79, from now on, Laozi will only hate you alone, promise everything you have to put pigeons, you have to disclose you every sentence, you must bully you, you must despise you, others bully You, Laozi wants to bully you in the first time, you are happy, I will make you unhappy, you are not happy, Laozi will make you more unhappy, you always want you to think that I am your dream. Man! ! ! 80, there was an article that deliberately dried water in front of me, but I didn't delete it until it was "RE" 10,000 times, I regret it. If God gives me another chance, I will define the "Dragon King" POST power (ie, the right to post), if you have to add a period of time, I hope to be - 10,000 years !!! 81, if I can Iy, I am "three representatives" didn't learn well ... 82, men are sex and love, women are love; men have become poor Baba, women have become nerves after falling Woman; during your love, you are eager to nake the heart. During the man's love, you are eager to nake your body ... (Who said that TMD classic words !!!) 83, do you say that I am Cool? From the front, you may not accept; look from the side, you may agree; from the side, you may be best appreciated! 84, do you think you can't find you? Nothing, a man like you, no matter where it is like a fireflies like a dark, that is clear, that is the superior, your hesitative eyes, 唏 唏 胡子, 神 技 技And the DrY Martini is deeply fascinated by me ... 85, 1 for 18 years of age, please chat with myself under the guidance of my parents. 2 I am a non-professional chat person. Don't undertake the obligation to take the initiative to call, take the initiative to find a topic. 3 Decline "three questions and one answer", please use "Oh" when chatting, please consciously stop all information without replying. [Note]: I have the final right to interpret. 86, there are always a few days per month, your network will be attacked by hackers - sitting upset, irritability, using the "Moon Shu" firewall developed by me and Human, ultra-thin, easy to carry, All-round protection, even if the traffic is big, you can surf so, no need to worry about side leakage. "Zhang Huaji got a secondary school; Li Pingjin; I sold the goods in department store: We There are bright future.
"-" Xinhua Dictionary "revised in 1998, P673 ... 88, eliminate dinosaur beautification campus! 89, my struggle: registration account -> reading articles -> Look at people's water -> Participate in Irrigation -> Sealed Station -> Then Irrigation -> Nothing -> and Moderators Do the Relationship -> Being Moderator -> Peri-Leisure -> When a big version of the master -> hanging -> complaint -> 装 子 -> is appreciated by the station -> and Station Case Communication -> Please dinner -> Apply Internship -> Approval -> Start Internship -> Brazy Man Magnificown -> Turn 正-> Founded Fushing Irrigation (above the above content is purely fictional, if there is a minority coincidence) 90, I love you so much, you *** love ignore; my mother is falling for you, you *** did not see; I *** I don't believe you, you don't believe it. , I *** to jump in the building, you *** is only willing to return; your mother is going to change, I decided to give up! 91, how to make up the body? Time three sweet potatoes; how to look for three years Jeans! 92, the east side of the sunrise, the tutor is ruthless, I am love. 93, you don't think about spring, only spring! (Cat? :)) 94, I will get married for another month, I have said good again. I am married for three months, but I am not anxious. The water is not burnt, I accidentally burned it, I have to fill the pot. Some things don't understand, my mother is coming, my mother understands. In the warm pot, cover the cover, it will be collapsed. Tea is still washing, you will follow you. Do you understand? 95, from now on, you only have a person with me, I can't I, I have to give me "msg" every time, you have to "RE" for every water, I am irrigation, you are not allowed to "RE". To care for me, others "Kick" I want to help me "kick" in the first time, I have to accompany me when I want to fill, I can give you with you when I want to fill, I will only accompany me alone. I have to mention me in the article, only me in your water !! 96, the Thunder does not cover the bell, do not turn around, do not leave the Zong, the income is not enough, this thing is the most different rain, one house is not angry Sweeping the world, the west of the west of the east is all over, looking at the moon, there is a few days, staying a wooden chicken feather is a dart, killing chicken, using a cow knife, Feng Mang, Biwu, Zhao Baokui, Verygood Bye, Bagui Ruyi, Yiqi thousand miles ...... 97, come to a young girl, even a few days old, the waist plate is straight, and the two eyes are bragging, and the mouth is flowing with the mouth, a careful "plopping" jump, think: Oh, it's time to get started ... so, a pair of criminal black hands extended to the girl ... "" "" ~, poor pity, I haven't eaten it for several days ... "98, under the rivers and lakes I have not appeared for a long time: jade noodles invincible Xiaofeng, cold killer, big tiger! Wanger thousands of girls, lost countless love.
