[Joke] Han Joheng makes the commentary

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Sender: Mars (Momotalo), the letter area: Joke Title: Han Joheng is a solution to the meal ... [zz from bbs.mit] Send station: The Big Green (Mon May 6 19:39:22 2002), turn letter

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Sender: SharpenQ (KISS), the letter area: Joke Title: Han Joheng's commentary ... Send a letter: The Unknown Space (Sun Jul 29 18:09:50 2001) Www-post Han Joheng makes the soul of the rice ... ... 1. (Tennis, Han Qiaosheng) "You see their shorts is also very interesting, the tennis player's shorts are special, can put a few balls in a few balls. Hey, they wear a skirt." 2. (Asian Games " The martial arts competition, Han Qi Sheng) "Chinese athletes appeared, I saw her shot and dance as a dragon, the tiger is windy. It is not forbidden to remember Zhao Yunzi, Zhao Yun, Zhao Yunlong, the three era of China, flying, Guan Yu Guan Yun Chang.. Gu Yu Yu The knife ... "(the manuscript of the eyes glanced at the game)" Oh, I'm sorry, she makes the stick ... "3. (Asian Games, Han Qiaosheng)" ... with the thunder and unexpected momentum ... "4. (NBA Finals, Song Si Xiong)" ... Jordan is the famous star of the Chicago Bull ... "5. (badminton, Cai Meng)" ... Ye Wei's father is the original Zhejiang Province The goalkeeper of the badminton ... "6. (volleyball, Han Qi)" ... the second hand passed a rolling ball ... "Football (not mentioned, it is Han Qiao Sathematic Masterpiece): [Fans Summary A "Han Qiaosheng's Law": Han Qiansheng looked at the player A, and his mind remembered the player B, and the player C was actually referring to the player D. I have heard it is E. ] 1. "With the goalkeeper whistle, the game is over ..." 2. "Distinguished audience, the Mid-Autumn Festival, I will give you a good old age ..." 3. "Now Chinese team goalkeeper Fan Zhiyi opened anywhere ... "4." Be sure to strengthen physical fitness and confrontational training in usual training, so that you can adapt to the fierceness in the game, otherwise, you will like a non-tumbler. Pour ... "5." Suddenly, the Spring Breeze, Serie A pop ... "6." The foreign players are very dedicated, such as Matterus, the child is born 3 months later. " 7. "Fan Zhiyi is still fever in the past few days, high fever 36 degrees 8; goalkeeper, Chu Liang, 1 meter high, weighing 28 kg." 8. "The Chinese team shot, was resigned by Zhiliang! "9." I just held a gift of a wedding noodles last week. "10." There may be some viewers just open the elevator, let's take the score ... "11." Baggio has chased troops before After there is a blockade, the ball is rolled into the penalty area ... "12." The Crystal Palace has already served 7 games, 2 wins 2 flat 4 losses ... "13." This ball is planned, the referee is invalid ... "14." There have been many clubs to express $ 30 million in Pielo, Lazio, $ 28 million, $ 28 million. "15." × × team guards are seriously fouled, the referee will forward × × Penalty is final. "16. (Bundesliga)" Now the fire is very strong, the two team members are in the court, you will fight, the coaches of the two teams are also jealous.

"17." The XX number of the Quanxing team, is successful by the Haizhan team XX! "18." Every inch of turf is a fierce competition ... "19." Florence is fouled in midfielders, no, punish the criter, penalty, penalty, ... "20." AC Milan is like a computer The memory is quite big, it is not running to Pentium II, but it is not running, it may be infected with viruses. It seems that the main coach Zucheroni needs an anti-virus hard disk! ! ... "21." Because Li Jin Yu is shorter than the other team, his elbow touched the opponent's face when he was fighting. "22." The main coach will give the XX team's referee penalty ... "23." The AC Milan is currently leading 1: 3 ... "24." Take the ball into the door, ... we Let's take a look at slow motion, ... Oh, ... is "25." I only see the defensive players, two legs, two team members, three players ... "26." Goalkeeper returns the ball to the door ... "27. (A, Sun Zhengping)" Popular teams "28." 18, "28." 18th, "28." 16th The goal is No. 18 Zhangji Rui. "29." The team member of the connoction was originally to kick the ball out of the bottom line. But I didn't expect this ball to have a lot of rotation, actually out of the end ... "30." XX players 30 kilometers away! "31." ... a fan ran to the center of the court, kicking the billboard! ? ? ? "32." I saw the X team's forward icon two knives ... "33." Good! The striker is full of screaming, and the ball should enter the nest! The score is still 1: 1 flat, in a moment of flying into the ball, the referee's whistle sounded, this ball is planned, no offside, the score is 2: 0, ** team leads first. "34." This goal is going! Ginger is still the old spicy, and the ** team No. 10 teenager has a new job. "45." The ball was blocked by the door of the goalkeeper! ! ! "- ※ Source: .the unknown space bbs.mit.edu. [From: 64.124.150.134.] - ※ Source: .The Big Green Biggreen.dhs.org. [From: bluebb.kiewit.da]

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