Computer lie and truth

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Three largest software lies: ● The program has passed the complete test, there is no bug; ● Upgrade version is about to be released, we are editing software manual; ● We can fix all errors;

Three largest hardware lies: ● We first consider easy testing when designing; ● When evaluating in laboratory; ● If you use software, performance will be better;

Three big lies often say in computer engineering: ● One day, we will master this course; ● What you learn, it is quite useful after going out of the school; ● This is the standard process used in industrial production;

Three Maximum Truths on Computer Science: ● Computer software project is like a black cat in the dark room; ● Computer system project is like a black cat in black room without cats; ● Computer knowledge project is like Looking for a black cat in a black room without a cat, someone said loudly: "I caught it!" - ※ Source: · One network affection bbs.uestc.edu.cn · [from: 202.115.22. * _ *]

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