[English Humor] - Garfield Quotations Money Is Not Everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
The banknotes are not universal, sometimes requiring a credit card.
ONE Should Love Animals..........
Everyone should love animals because they are delicious.
Save water. SHOWER WIURLFRIEND.
To save water, try to take a bath with your girlfriend.
Authone.
To love your neighbors with your heart, but don't let her husband know ..
BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL MAN, There is a man. And behind every unsuccessful man, There Are Two.
Behind every success man, there is a woman. There are two behind each unsuccessful man.
Every Man Should Marry. After All, Happiness Is Not The Only Thing in Life.
Happy single Chinese will get married, happiness is not permanent.
The Wise Never Marry, And When The Marry The Become Otherwise.
Smart people are unmarried, and those who get married are hard to smart ..
Success is a relative Term. It brings so much relatives.
Success is a related noun, he will bring you a lot of relatives (contact).
Never Put Off The Work Till Tomorrow What You Can Put Off Today.
Don't wait for tomorrow, I will find an excuse, I will find it today.
IT NEEDS DARKNESS To Develop.
Love is like a photo, requires a lot of dark room time to cultivate.
Causes. Accidents in Backseats Cause Children.
The child in the rear seat will give an accident, and the unexpected child will give birth to the accident.
"Your Future Depends on Your Dreams." SO Go to Sleep.
"The present dream determines your future", so I will sleep again.
There Should Be a better Way to Start a day tour..
There should be a better way to start a new day, not a thousand people wake up every morning.
"Hard Work Never Killed Anybody." But why take the risk?
Work hard will not cause death! But I will not use yourself to prove.
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for Hours!
Work well is interesting! Especially looking at others.
God Made Relatives; Thank God We Can Choose Our Friends.
God decided who was your relative, fortunately he gave you room for you to choose a friend.
When Two's Company, Three's The Result!
The state of the two people is unstable, and the three talents are!
A Dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
Clothing is like a wire, it prevents you from acting, but does not hinder your viewing.
The more you known, the more you know, The more you forget.
The more you forget, The Less you know. So why bother to leave.
The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, the more you forget, the more you forget, the less you know, why you have learned. "Snoose's story" famous quotes
1) How can we LEE LOSE? WE Are So Sincere. (Charlie Brown)
How can we lose? We are so pious. (Charlie Brown)
2) The Trouble IS-Before You Can Get to Be a "Former Great" You Have to Be a "Great". (C.B.)
Trouble is ---- You have to be great before you become great. (Charlie Brown)
3) fly, you stupid kite. Fly! (C.b.)
Fly, your stupid kite. Fly! (Charlie Brown)
4) Happiness is a warm puppy. (Lucy)
Happiness is a warm puppy. (Lucy)
5) WHEN You Have a pretty face you don't need to be a nice person. (Lucy)
When you have a beautiful face, you don't have to be a good person. (Lucy)
6) There is no greater burden Than a Great Potential. (Schroeder)
There is no more unbearable burden than a huge potential. (Sprot) Vietnadu
The story of hundreds of acres of forests is quite love, what they said, always a smile,
Because the contained there is more than animals, there is also a deep friendship.
Poetry
On the left side, just want to make sure you are still trapped here.
Promise me, you won't forget that my honey is still a cheese, I'm
left side, right side...
Pooh Looked At His Two Paws.
He Knew That Open of Them Was THE RIGHT,
And He Knew Thathen You Had Decided Which ONE Them WAS THE RIGHT
THEN THE OTHER WAS The Left,
But He Never Could Remember How To Begin.
Fini looked at him two bear palms. He knew that one of them was right.
He also knows that when you choose one of them is right,
The other is to be left. But he never remember how to start.
Just want to make sure you are here.
Piglet Sidled Up to Pooh from Behind.
"Pooh!" He whispered.
"YES, PIGLET?"
"Nothing," Said Piglet,
Taking pooh's paw.
I Just Wanted to Be Sure of You. "
-Piglet-
The pig is quietly walking into the back of the victory.
"Fini!" He shouted with his whisper.
"Well, small pig?"
"Nothing" piglet said.
He clenched Viet palm.
"I just want to make sure you are here."
-piggy-
Fire is trapped
IN A Short Time, Rabbit Returned with Christopher Robin.
"Cheer Up, Pooh Bear. We'll get you out." Christopher Robin TOOK HOLD OF POOH,
And Rabbit Took Hold of Christopher Robin.
And On The Count of Three, The Pulled As Hard As They Could.
But Pooh Wouldn't Budge. "IT'S No Use. I'm stuck."
Christopher Robin Shook His HEAD.
"Pooh Bear, There's Only One to do
- Wait for you to get thin again. "
In this short period of time, Ryebby and Ksyvov Roins came back.
"Happy, Pooh, we have to save you out!" Robin laugaina, Rigbi Robin.
After several to three, they exhausted the greatest strength, but the Fini did not move.
"Nothing, I was trapped."
Robin shakes his head
"There is only one way to pick it up by the victory.
--Ty waiting for you to lose down -
promise me
"Pooh, Promise You Won't forget About Me, Ever.
NOT Even WHEN I'M A Hundred. "
Pooh though for a little.
"How old shall I be tell?"
Ninety-nine. "
Pooh nodded.
"I promise" He SAID.
"Fini, promise me, you will never forget me, even I am 100 years old."
Virgi thought for a while.
"That, when I was a few?"
"99 years old"
Anony nodded.
"I promise you.
Honey is still cheese
Rabbit Said, "Honey or Condensed Milk with your break?"
Pooh Was So Excited That He SAID,
"Both," and then, so as not to see seem greedy,
Headed, "But don't bother about the break, please."
Ruibi Question Viet "Do you want your bread with honey or cheese?"
Fini is very happy, he said
"Everything is" but he doesn't want to be so greedy.
He also said, "But don't bread."
Depend
Eeyore Shook Himself,
And asked Somebody to Explain to Piglet What Happens
WHEN You Have Been Inside a River for Quite a long time.
"Oh, I'm, you are wet!" Pigs touched the body of the bodies.
Surprising, he is called others and pigs
When you stay in the river
It will be like this.
According to the birthday
"You SEEM SO SAD, EEYORE."
"SAD? Why Should I Be SAD?
It's my birthday. The happiest day of the year. "
"Your birthday?" Said pooh in Great Surprise.
"Of course it is. Can't you see?
Look at all the presents i Have Had. "
HE Waved a foot from side to side.
"Look at The Birthday Cake. Candles and Pink Sugar."
Pooh looked - first to the right and dam..
"Presents?" Said pooh.
"BIRTHDAY CAKE?" SAID POOH. "Where?"
"Can't you see them?" "NO," SAID POOH.
"NEITHER CAN I," SAID Eeyore. "Joke," He Explained.
"Ha, ha!"
"You look sad, dependent."
"Sad? Why will I sad? Today is my birthday. The happiest life in the year."
"Your birthday?" The victory is quite a surprise.
"Of course, you see! You see my get the birthday gift"
Shake his legs.
"Look at this birthday cake, candle, and pink sugar."
Finny is looking at the right to left,
"Gift?" Weni asked
"Birthday Cake?" He asked again. "Where?"
"Can not you see?"
"Well" Fini said.
"I can't see" I will answer. "He explained.
"Haha"
"Saint Seiya" name
Perhaps people who are really invisible in this world, but I still believe in friendship.
You abandoned friendship and tears, there was no hope for victory! . Compared to those who pursue fashionable people, our lives is full. Will we live very spectacular no matter what star surrogate. Although the scars are left, it is to better grow. "Seiyu Mr. Mu There is no so-called complete sin or complete justice. It is already the end of life when I know how to be a dream. - Skilla Io as long as you have confidence in yourself, you can dream of your dreams. "The ice river is only once. Therefore, it will only issue incomparable rays. "Tong Tiger only painful life will never have. There is a bitterness that is happy, and it is the same ... in this world, life is not stopped. This is the same. It is often changing, this is impermanent. I hope that I can't give up at any time. Don't lose confidence, strive to struggle! It is difficult to break through any harsh environment ... then produce hope! "Xingsheng 绝 绝 希望 放 力 力 前 前 前 前 前 前 前; 前; 前;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; . 决If you can also understand this, then you are the most close to God in humans. thing. If these are sinful, then people themselves are crime in order to survive? I am afraid to hurt the enemy in front of my eyes, what is good? Must defeat the enemy! Otherwise, the enemy will win, and many innocent people will be hurt. "Garlon, a withered flowers, will not bloom again. People, birds, insects ... The glorious stars have only one life ... "Although O'liri is infinitely injured in the body's body, the human life is potentially mystery, it It can be played unlimited again.
