Author: Wang Guiming translation
A man walked into the bar, tight with a ostrich, when they sat down, and the wine was welcomed and asked them what wine.
Men said: "I want to have a cup of beer." Then turn to ask ostrich: "What do you want?" "I also come to a beer." Ostrich said. The wine was poured into beer and said: "Please pay $ 3.4." The man reached out to the clothes bag, exactly a $ 3.4, paying the wine account.
The next day, the man came with an ostrich. Men said: "Give me a cup of beer." The ostrich said: "I am the same as him." The man put his hand into the pocket, and took out the exact money, pay the wine account. Like a routine, a bird is a bird to be two glasses per night. One night, men's ostrich came into this bar again. "I have followed usually, come to two glasses of beer?"
"No, now I am happy, give me a big cup of Scotland wine." Men said. "I am like him, I also come to a large cup of Scotland wine." The ostrich is tight. "
After the wine is covered, "said two cups, $ 7.2." Men is a prior $ 7.2 placed on the bar. Bartender is also not controlled: "Please forgive, sir, I want to ask, how do you take so much change money every time?"
"Well," Men said: "Say the length, I found an ancient lamp in a few years ago, I wiped, jumped out of a monster, to meet my two wishes. My first wish If I pay, as long as I put it in my clothes bag, I will always take out the accounts. "
"You this stroke is absolutely!" Bartender said, "Most people will have millions or anything else. But if you want to go to your clothes bag, just You are alive, it will always be rich. "
"Yes, no matter what I bought a bucket of milk, or a super luxurious Rolls Roys car, it is quite a lot of fees to me ready, otherwise there is zero, you don't give others. Take a small fee? Even people don't find zero, don't you lose money, don't you lose money ?! "
"Mr., how do you spend more money, it's still so much, it's really a lot of money! I still have a problem," The wine is said, "Why do you always bring a ostrich?"
Men answered: "My second wish is to have a beautiful heterosexuality of the two legs, and I have given me a female ostrich."
