1. The fireflies are detained because of the rogue, the fireflies are not convinced: Who is discharged? Who is bare? Who is exposed? The toilet is black still not a lightning?
2, the New York, the United States, said that when robbery the bank: "Do not move, money is the country, life is your own!"
3, an electrician walks into the operating room, saying that a risk of hanging and dangerous masks: Hey! You listen, take a deep breath, I need to stop 5 minutes!
4, one night, a naked man called a taxi, the female driver didn't turn my eyes and stared at him, the naked man was angry, and he said: You didn't see naked men! The female driver is also anger: I see where your mother saves!
5, there is a patient to sing on the bed, starting to sing, after a while, sing. The dean confuses, asking the reason, he replied: Stupid, just a plane, now B, now!
6, one day, lion and dog bear in the orchard DB. . A few days later, the tree near the lion DB is like a beef bear DB. So the bear said that the sentence contains philosophy: lion is better than the bear! ~!
7, I don't just say that I don't want to play for life, I have to pay attention to my body, but you always say deeply: I don't have a few dung in the sky, what do I eat in winter? !
8, a group of thief grab bank was photographed. The little thief said: Big Brother, the movie dream is finally round! Boss angered: idiot! You use your own mind, bring your mask, who knows which wrist.
9. University Four-Years's "Trophy" display: (c_chairman)
(1) One, the bottom of the spinach soup, has been white, swelling, such as a small finger;
(2) A ladybug, a seven stars, I have done it carefully;
(3) a strawberry (good thing), but I don't know why it will appear in the bean bag;
(4) Bun, the first mouth has not been caught, the second mouth has already bite;
(5) Tofu, after the first time I have eaten, I always went to the cafeteria to steal a few pieces of plate bricks.
(6) Other: porridge can take a shower, rice can fight birds, steamed buns to Taiwan ...
Summary: Canteen is a place that can always bring us surprises: Today, you think that you have a food in the world, you can get tomorrow, you can always find yourself.
10, my intention is a beautiful beauty, and will eventually marry me on a day, but I saw her ride, but I didn't see its owner ...
11, one brother and depressed: "TMD, I was refused by MM!" The other said: "When I am, I am refused, is MM's sisters say it to me." Said: "You are really luck, the news I have been refused to pass through the female bedroom to the boys 'bedroom, and then I told me." The last one said: "Ah, I've been refused is in our school BBS' I saw it in Ten 's top today! "
12. When class, two boys:
A: "I curse your girlfriend is a big!"
B: "I curse your girlfriend is our class !!!" 13, big one: I found that there is a bug, the whole bowl is falling;
Big Two: I found that there is a strife, pick it out to continue to eat;
At the time: I found that there is a buzzer, when doing there is no insects to eat;
At 4:00: I found that there is no insect, protest, and there is no worm to eat!
When studying research: I found a kind of insect, sighed, so that it is too single;
Reading Bo: I found that there is only a worm, feeling, the school's food is improved ...
14, God, there are 6 "Xiaoqiang" in 4 and two meters! ! !
I will still have a long-awaited angry, I can't stop my heart, I am angry to the meal window, and I will redish the iron meal box of the eight two to the window sill. At present, the noisy canteen Quiet, Liu Shifu, who is watching for a thousand pairs, does not change the color, do not jump, calmly put my lunch box out: "I have said, I will set up 7 cockroaches. I can change the bean bag. "Everyone turned ...
15. Professional qualification exam last question: Who do you think the most influential physicist? I wrote "Newton". As a result, the whole class is only alone, it turns out that everyone wrote the name of the instructor ... X, what is the world!
16. Yesterday morning, I watched the scenery on the balcony, I found a beautiful girl in the gathers dormitory to waving my hand, I also waved her; then she ran to another window and waved with me, I also Well with her; later she left again, and when I waved my hand, I will react when I will waving, and she is wiped the window ...
17. MM is looking for Tsinghua University, unnecessary. Fortunately, I met a professor with a few young books. "Excuse me, how can I go to Tsinghua University?" The professor thought for a while, and he worked with a long way: "Reading, only constantly studying, you can go to Tsinghua University."
18, Tsinghua a student takes a broken bottle to watch the dog bears every day, his mother went to the hospital to ask the child there is a problem, the doctor said that he is sick, be sure to know him. So the doctor also took a jar with him with a jar every day, and the two did not speak for a month. Finally, he said to speak: "Do you ask you ... Do you also prepare a sulfuric acid sulfate?"
