People just have to eat, please don't look! ! ! Very vulgar! ! !
The most disgusting eight jokes in history
First, even the time, when you eat, you will not be honest, and the old farmers say to me: I have suffered in six rude, I have no meal, and the nose of the cut is never throwing.
Second, there is a rich to find a servant, the topic of the interview is to go to the toilet, there is no washing after the first few, and the rich will happen to send them away. Only one washed, so he left him. However, one day, the rich found that he didn't wash your hands, and the rich asked him why? Maid replied: "Even today with hand paper ..."
Third, a man saw a big price reduction price, and went in. "What do you buy?" "I want to buy dog food." "We have regulations, you must prove that you have a dog." "Where is this regulation?" "The price reduction product is like this." Men and the salesperson have grind for a long time The salesman still disagree with him. There is no way, the man had to go home to bring the dog, before buying the dog. After a few days, the man went to this store to buy a cat food. "Give me two boxes of cat food." "We have provisions, you must prove that you have a cat." Or that salesman, the man has grinded her for a long time, and the result is still to go home to bring the cat to buy the cat food. After a few days, the man held a big carton with a hole to come to the store and found the salesman. "What do you have?" "You will know if you put your hands in it." The salesperson put his hand in: "What is it, sticky." "I want to buy two volumes of hands."
Fourth, someone has to take a friend to visit his grandmother. When he talks to your grandmother, his friend began to eat peanuts on the coffee table and finished the peanuts. When they left, his friend said to his grandmother: "Thank you for your peanut" grandmother responded "Hey! Well! Hey! Since my teeth, I can only take off their outer chocolate. Old ,cough...
Five, some people like "Spicy Fans" this dish. Once, he got on the restaurant and got this dish. But the waiter told him that this dish has been sold. "Is it really sold?" He asked very disappointed. "Mr., I really sold it. You said, the last sale gives it to the table." The waiter replied. The man said with the waiter, saw a very decent gentleman sitting in the neighborhood. The gentleman's meals have been eaten almost, but the "spicy fans" is still full. The man felt that the gentleman was wasted, so he went to the gentleman, pointed to the "spicy flour", very politely asked: "Mr., is you still?" The gentleman shook his head. So the man immediately sat down and picked up the wolf swallowed. The wind is hidden, half of it is half a short, suddenly he found a small and small mouse that was lying in the casserole. For a while, the man spit all the fans who eat it back into the casserole. When he had a stomach there, the gentleman looked at him with a very sympathetic look, said: "Is it disgusting? I just like this ..."
Sixth, this day, the hotel owner is inspected in the hall. I came to a beggar: "Is the boss give a teeth?" The boss gave him a hair. For a while, come again, it is also to go toothpick. The boss is thinking now, how can this 乞 不? Also gave him a hair, there is no old, and come again. The boss said to him: "Are you going to toothpick?" He said: "There is a personal vomiting, but I have been a step later, I have been eaten by the two begins, now only soup left. Can you give me a straw?
Seven, boss, old two by plane, old dizziness, non-vomiting. A bag of vomiting, the boss had to take the bag, wait for him to come back, find that the whole machine is constantly vomiting. The boss asked the reason, "I said that this bag is also vomited, I have to drink in half bag, and they will spit." If you see it yet, I don't want to spit it. I don't recognize that you are a master, then I have to take it ------ must kill the skills -----
One day, the boss and the old two went to the theater to watch the show, seeing the two people in the middle of the way, fighting, and betting this. The boss pointed to the first row of phlegm, "" lost people to drink things around. "Unfortunately, the boss lost, so the boss frowned and drank. The two came down the plot below, this time, the old two lost. I saw a boy, I was drinking a fifteen oral mouth. The boss is shocked, and the five-body investment of admire, saying that you are too can't afford to drink! "The old two shakes," I don't want to drink, the 痰 里 里 里 太 太 浓 浓 浓 太 浓 太 太 太Bite! "
