On the first night, a few people sit around the card. One of the girls (quasi-beautiful women), the age is smaller than us, but they sell the old, open the mouth "Xiaoyi", I have said something to the family, provoke her, only Listening to her: "I will dial your little brother's skin!" After the seat is cold! Second night, I also played in the card, and I mentioned his brother in a handsome guy. A woman (beauty) Surprised, asked: "Do you have a brother above?" Handsome: "Yeah ..." The girl asked: "There is no brother below?" The whole audience fell! One time and MM wag , Talk about the word, I am quite embarrassed, the day is the meaning of love, MM is very big, said: Japan is not making love, it is *! * And love is different! ! ! My ft !!!!! I have a chat with my friend's MM, she asked me how old, I said that I didn't tell you, she said, "Don't tell me? Hey, cut your JJ to see 'annual round" " .......... JJ has a "annual wheel"? MM side playing the card, eat snacks, chewing beef, can chew, half-time chewing, Yun Yun: "What kind of beef do you bought, chew it with chewing a bullwhip ..." High school dolls Two mm pairs , One is angry "I *! Another person: Your fucking *! Your mother is *! One day in one Internet cafes CS, there are not many people, the opposite side is estimated to talk, The sound is very large. After a while, MM and the other party may start to be embarrassed. It is nothing more than the country. I don't pay too much attention, continue CS ... After 2 minutes, MM shouted: "You are Horizontal, I am clamped you! ".... Internet cafes are detach over ... High school, a friend and girl quarrel, the girl said:" I ... * ... you ... mom! "The buddies can't help but say:" What did you take? ? "The girl said:" I use you! " "When junior high school, there were two MM quarrels, in fact, it is a fight, one says:" I ***! "I didn't even whisper, who knows another girl next to him, saying that it is enough to die worldwide, she said:" Should be 'I *** dad'! " Roommates often threaten a sentence: "Let's talk about it, add you below the hole. "One month before the high school graduated, our class is a very quiet school flower, a contrary, standing on the podium to say loudly to us, love is not coming! Love is made! ~` Full class first Pour, then applause thunder ... I can't forget this one in my life! `At the beginning, there is a MM's rush: Your father didn't shoot you in the wall !!!
