University dormitory dream Daquan
When I was in the big one, I gave birth to a dream every day. On night, he ashamed: "I am pregnant." We all fainted.
A boys who usually have to be insulted in the bedroom, shouting in the middle of the night: "Tanks will be pulled!" It is still a dream. Another is to listen to the female classmates - a girl in the bedroom suddenly said: "Two bread, two handsome guys, bread, handsome guys don't see ..."
High school classmates, a GG, suddenly sat up in the middle of the night, yelled: "Seeing me to kill you!" Then lie down and continue to sleep.
I used to listen to the bedroom and tell me, I suddenly said in the middle of the night: "My business password is ... Yes ..." The result "Yes" I haven't been "it", I will have the two The buddies are anxious. After listening to the occasional giant cold ... I will change the password immediately.
I remember to chase a girl before, and I want to call the number, I am afraid that I will keep the lotus. I didn't expect to sleep in my dreams at night. As a result, my mother heard, I called the girl next day. The girls don't care about me again, depressed ...
We were in the army for a month. Every day, the food control is very powerful. There is a buddy to call in the middle of the night: "The burned meat is mine, don't grab!"
Big one, late night! Others have slept, I am playing computer, suddenly one person sits up, said calm: "The flowers bloom ..." I scared me: "Do you do?" He fell down. He will sit again in a while: "The sweetness is like a bee sugar ..."
There is a G Jun in the classmate, and there is more CS on weekdays. One night, his mother entered his room, after opening the light, heard: "Ah! Who throws flash !!!"
Saying that there is a person in our bedroom to sleep, and it is very big! Once I suddenly didn't have a big snoring, I am essain ... then go to 2 o'clock in the morning, just listen to the sound! ! The whole dormitory woke up. He turned out that he kicked the bookcase of the feet, and the book pressed him. Then he heard him and said: "Your brain is sick!" Everyone speechless, continue to sleep. At around 5 o'clock in the morning, he woke up, first "咦", and then bulld! ! Everyone fainted together! ! I will never forget my life ...
I read the book once night, I suddenly sat down on the mm of the bed, I saw me for ten seconds, I nodded: "Well, ok." I asked: "Do you want to do?" She fell asleep. , So I am afraid to say ...
With the dormitory, the bed, the bed, one day, bedside block is broken, I am worried before sleeping: "I won't fall it in the evening?" I suddenly "swindled", this Jun sat on the ground, wrapped the quilt, Self-like people: "Oh, it really fell ..."
Our bedroom is only absolutely, a person suddenly shouted in the middle of the night: "Help", another person returns: "Who is shouting so late?" Then two people continued to sleep.
The university suddenly woke up, saw a movie, standing in front of the three beds. Light! It is the old six in the bedroom, touches our old three heads. The mouth is chanting: "Take the melon, the melon," Later, we slept and never forget the lock ...
A brother of the bedroom said that the dream is called: "I beg you not to kill me!" Everyone was depressed, guess, I went to the cafeteria to eat breakfast next day, and I heard the tablet chartered MM said last night to say a dream: "I must kill you!" When the university, the bedroom had a certain king of night, and it was called: I love Laven! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
A girl sits up, hands are in the rain, the head is lifted, the mouth is read: Next, let's go, I want to bloom.
High school, Changxing Island learning farmers. The daily work of girls is to pack oranges.
On the evening of the day, a girl suddenly sat up and said, "Pack Orange, Mandarin." I also made a package orange shape. A few unwick sisters were shocked.
The next day confirmed that she was a dream. Harmed that she didn't sleep in the evening.
