A stuff seen in non-technical blocks, very interesting!

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Husband: You don't know. Wife: I have never speaking with you, and the home is not an explanatory place. Besides, you are a man, it is more than 8 months, you have to let me.

2. About money

Husband: I will give you a proportion of the money I earn, and I have to make more revenue, which is active. Wife: Ok. Husband: Then I give you a few percent? Wife: One hundred percent.

3. About sleeping (1)

Husband: You are so small, how to take it so much! Wife: Of course, I have to turn over, I have to stretch!

4. About sleeping (2)

Wife: Let's cover the double being. Husband: Don't! The next morning, I wrapped in you. I can't cover anything. Still cover yourself, in your heart. Wife: Hey, you are your own cover, you have to be wrapped in me tomorrow morning!

5. About the Center

Wife: I have always been a center in our home, and I have to be centered on your family. Husband: Then I have always been a center in our home. Wife: But my center is important than your center. Husband: why? Wife: Because I am a thousand gold, you are just a small child.

6. About ideas

Wife: Let's go out. Husband: Ok, where do you say where to go. Wife: I have to have an idea and tell you! Husband: I have never agree. Wife: I don't agree, what is the idea, name is perfunctory! You have to have an idea until I am satisfied.

7. About calling

Wife: Why don't you call me? Husband: Pour a hike! Today is not saying that you give me a call. As a result, I waited for a day, or I called your wife: I said, but I changed again. Zhang Ailing said: Women have the privilege of change ideas. Husband: Then you change my mind, didn't tell me! Wife: I said, I said in my heart, who made you and my heart.

8. About the opposite sex

Wife: I can have a boyfriend, you can't interfere with me. Husband: OK, I also make a girlfriend. Wife: No! Husband: Why do you do it? Wife: I have a boyfriend, people you can't do can do it, I will not be old to pick you up, which is beneficial to family happiness. You make friends, my heart is small, jealous and quarrel, not conducive to family stability. Husband: Then I am also small. Wife: A man, like a woman, is small, thank you, say!

9. About mood

Wife: I am not working with my own mood and will reduce our marriage quality. Husband: Then I don't work hard. Wife: Your psychological tolerance should be better than me, because your child is bigger than me, the heart should be bigger than me!

10. About marriage

Wife: Nowadays, there is an old marriage, you said, will you have a marriage? Husband: No. Wife: Why? Husband: If you have you, I will regret it, I can't never have the second one.

11. About eating

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