Absolute classic: Wife's diary must not look at it! ! ! Remember.

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On the weekend, my husband is studying in the study. Suddenly, my son Pengpeng is mysteriously drilled.

Son: Dad! You see what I found! ! This is the greatest discovery in this century! ! !

Husband: Hey, what is the mystery? Come over, let Dad see

Son (walking to her husband, holding a book in his hand): Don't worry! You first promised, please eat a KFC!

Husband: Yes, you can, give me first!

Son: Speaking calculation?

Husband: I will hook you, don't lie to you!

Son: Well, you will enjoy it slowly, I will go out first!

My husband saw the book from the son's hands. It turned out to be a diary, and her husband did not wait to open the diary. I saw the last few pages of my book.

Husband: What is it? Let me take a look!

[Husband opened the diary, started to read]

"First" - 邂逅:

{2000.3.8 I am particularly annoying today. I want to give old publicity. I didn't expect that he not only refused to say "I love you" and I have asked some things I didn't want to know. He actually gathered! And it's my own sister! ! I have a bad mood in the past few days, so I came out, I didn't expect it to see him - a handsome image like Mao Ning, gentle, like Cai Guoqing, at this moment, I finally found the long-lost Feeling - first love! !

! He is - "First Soup"!

Husband (disdain): stinky glass!娘! ! Will you move my wife? !

[Husband continues to see]

"Second page" - 入 情 网

{2000.3.9 "See" is a very good boy, he also made a poem to me: "Over drinking yesterday, wake up and still want to vomit. Recent mood is depressed, there is always a lot of emotions. One person smashed, at first Cool. Now look back, loneliness and miserable. Self-practice cultural martial arts, I feel a person. I didn't want to be old and not small, still no one is patron. I met the streets, and there were countless ways. If you have a fortunate, I will love you. No. "The vicissitudes and true feelings, read people's heartache! ...... I also specially got a poem and this situation: there is no sound when snowing, no sound is very real! If you miss you, there is no sound, there is no sound, you think you are more real! ! I am confused, because "see" is an exclamation point in my mind? Or is it? ? I don't even know myself. With the deepening of "see", I gradually realized a very classic words. "Love a person does not have to have, but there must be a person to love him" ... Buddha: " A thousand times of past generation, I can turn it with you once. "I said: I am willing to use it for 10,000 times in this life to replace the" see "once! !

Husband (take out a cigarette): ... My wife actually hangs! "See you"! ! I don't "smoke" he! ! !

[Husband continues to see]

"Third Page" - Misuse

{2000.3.13 "See" and my intersement is increasingly frequent, I also feel deep guilty while feeling, in order to make me happy, "see" gave me a bunch of cherry blossoms, I just think it is Good-looking, but later, I only checked that the original cherry blossom is a short period of flowering, but the flowering time is very beautiful, you can say that the flowers are getting splendid, the flowers are full, this maybe, this may be, with me and " Some of the feelings of the feelings ... 2000.3.30 Today, "see" introduced a very "money" work - buy Mark Six (of course, underground operation) I bought a few ... I don't know if I can ... I look forward to it!

Husband (start smoking): My wife is underground gambling!

"Fourth page" - more deeper

{2000.4.20 It is a pity! I am only a little bit every time I bought it! ! Although I looked at my "Little Gallery" but "see" has been encouraging me, he said that he can introduce a successful white-collar to me, I can borrow a little money to him, so that you will start again in Dongshan! As long as you get back, I will wash your hands! I look forward to it!

Husband (fierce smoking N): My wife also has a private "small gold library"!

"Fifth page" - difficult to extricate

{2000.5.10 Today I and "See" have seen the dream of the dream! - 驴 国际 国 投 国 投 国 投 公 公司 CEO! - Water-honored, this big brother is really generous, and the things that borrow money will soon get it, it is a little higher than the interest), and I can't take much more now ...

Husband (stunned): My wife actually borrows up to loans! !

"Page 6" - Double Swing

{2000.6.12 How to get! why! ... My money has been looked again, I now have tears every night, who can tell me, what should I do? ? ? (??? ... In this special moment, I remembered my husband. When I stayed with him, I didn't feel like my left hand, but if someone cut off one day, Then I may suffer life! ...

[Husband is a bit touch, read this sentence repeatedly, this noted that the diary is a bit wet, it seems to be immersed by tears]

Husband (started in the house): miserable, miserable, miserable ... This time is a disaster, these can be all desperate! ! !

"Seventh page" - Just out of the tiger, and enter the wolf nest

{2000.8.8 is very good! I was gave "Cage" by the bureau ... Haha ... but ... the good scene is not long ... more tragic things happened .......

[After the end of the twenty pages over the end, the various graphs were covered, but no matter how he worked patiently, he couldn't see the mystery. Husband felt very uneasy, a sharp cold current began to spread in the belly ... diffusion......]

......

[Husband finally turned the book to the last page, the following is written]

{Hahaha! ! ! Husband! You got Fooled! Last time I let you say "I love you" was miserable! I finally found it back! Yay! ! ... Tell you, my son is also my bought (the price is a McDonald, cost-effective!)! Do you feel very depressed! Tell you, "Good Male does not fight with women", "The most poisonous woman", have you heard? Xiao Yu, don't fight with me in the future, otherwise ... anyway is not injured! Haha ...

By the way, I will tell you that this diary I use laxative to dissolve the water (later baked with hair dryer), I know that you have a habit of licking your fingers when you read the book (I don't like it, there is a little icon dog) It seems that this bad habits will be changed in the future ... "The book" This idea makes me excited for a few days (there is a smart beauty in the sky!), I am really can't wait. I want to see if you have read the diary! ...... Well, I have a son.

At the door of "No. 1", you are waiting for you (the son also prepares the camera).

Ok, okay, husband, drink tea, eliminate gas, and we are flat. ......

[The husband drunk a big mouth tea, don't say, this tea is drinking, I feel a little different, my husband glanced at the mouth (but not so!) Continue to look at the diary, I saw it above:]

{Tell you a small secret - When "No. 1", beware of "Changki", "Flying Snow" and "Disabled", of course, these just "guns", "peacock", "dog stick" and "Mix Masso" This "dark arrow" is called to prevent it, so that other "surprises" and "stimulation" are still good ...

and also:

(1) The light of "No. 1" is covered, and the hand paper is used;

(2) There is no "diarrhea stop" at home;

(3) There are many people who are hot and hot, and there are many people in the stomach.

(4) The tea you just drink is also saumped with the baby son. That is, in the martial arts, the mulk has been disappeared for decades, killing the entrance, home tourism - "7-day broken intestines" and "smile and half-step epilepsy", of course, is also mixed by laxatives (formula confidential) , This back you. .

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