I have born twice.
For the first time, a doctor took me out of my mother, suddenly fainted, a nurse closed his eyes and died, put me back ... After I was born, all the people in the hospital were crying in the mightship. The dean smokes his mouth, blames himself, there is no peak, should not be greedy, this business ... maternal love is great, she doesn't want to abandon me, put me adult, but he posted a piece on my face. Photo to reduce psychological pressure, the mask accompanied me to ten years old. At the end of the year, I was in the third grade. When the classmates of the whole class were the most important, I was desperately wanted to see what I did after I was in the mask. I had an outer number called Li bold classmates. I urinate. When I pulled my mask, I wanted to have a kind of strange disease, I won't talk, my eyes were idling, and I didn't kill the skull of a person. Close your eyes, just tears ... The principal reported the Education Bureau, and the Education Bureau sent people. Because the school students were transferred, the principal can only eat half a bowl of porridge every morning, the teacher's salary has not yet lost ... After the education bureau saw me, the Secretary immediately resigned, the chain reaction, the national education institution was dissolved ... I walked in the street, the people on the road were all in the mad, and a group of pigs rushed to me. Here, I have a red flower, I will send me a trophy, and I will give me a certificate, write: pig's savior. The wife of Liu Mazi next door should blow him, saying that his face is too disgusting, absolutely to be!!! Before I walk to their window, Liu Mazi wife saw me, did not talk, take money, to The insurance company has brought the insurance of Liu Mazi, a Mazi 10,000 ... I am alarmed the United Nations (why do you want to say again), Annan has no way to do, ask for forced me to face, but all the insortilling doctors see me later All the big cry, nearly half of the doctor entered the mental hospital, the symptoms are all, there will be no saying, only one sentence: ugly ... The best ugly ... Alafati special plane to pick me up, ask me to stand at the entrance of the President, With the surrounded by the army, I will stand for a minute, with the army of the army, the salon is forced to resign, the Palestinian is a jubilant, but when Arafat is to introduce my national hero, the people of the Palestine are also in lanterns. Can't find ... a writer is looking for me, tears: I have been so big, the biggest dream is to get a Nobel Literature Award, but now the master is too powerful ... I have a trick, as long as I can write one in front of you The department, I will win!!! I don't believe, so he stayed with me once, and wrote a novel "Hell Seven Days" with a length of five million words. As a result, the Nobel Medicine Award was also Take it ... Nobel headquarters announced that if you can find a textbook, you can have a literary award. As a result, all writers will change the pork, the Nobel Literature Award disappears ... Enter the team, I want to take this truly rushing out of Asia. On the World Cup, the Chinese team is not lost, each is a score of 12: 0, one person, one ball, kicking, open a picnic on the lawn, I am alone In front of the goal, the other players include the goalkeeper to spit, and the referee looked out.
