Miss Frontier: "Hello."
Foreign: "hi."
Miss front desk: "You have what thing?"
Outside: "Can you speak English?"
Miss Frontier: "IF I not speak english, i am speaking what?"
Foreign: "Can Anybody Else Speak ENGLISH?"
Miss Front: "You YourSelf Look. All people is Playing, No People Have Time, You
Can Wait, You Wait, You Not Wait, You Go! "
Foreign: "Good Heavens. Anybody Here CAN Speak ENGLISH?"
Miss front desk: "Shout What Shout, QUIET A Little, You on Earth Have What Thing?"
Foreign: "I want to speak to your head."
Miss Frontier: "Head Not Zai. You Tomorrow COME!"