Workplace animal evolution manual
Workplace animal column
Dog: All companies are needed, and they will stand out in any environment, but the quantity is rare.
Bison: Common employees, strong ability, but the luck is bad, and most of them are not wonderful.
Fox: 黠黠 黠, let everyone headache employees.
Stupid pig: The supervisor is not too appreciated, but the status is quite stable.
Stupid or Sheep: The most hard-working staff, usually the luck is better than the wild cow.
Hedgehog or skunk: insufficient ability, complaints, and the most popular staff in the workplace.
Mouse: the most uncomfortable employee.
Chapter: Capitalist Big Fat Cat
1) Recruitment
Boo is an obese raccoon, everyone calls him fat cat, he worked in an animal company. The animal company is very big, and the return of employees is also very high. After several years, there have been some capital in the hand of Bohu. Some of the company's customers are often smashed with Bohu. I admire the Bohu's cat products. I advise him to resign to the door. At first, the Bobo listened to these suggestions, but the time is long, he seriously considers this problem. Come.
It is not a simple thing to leave the strong large animal company. Boo knows that the most important thing to open the company is to have orders, there is a reliable customer order to you, so that the company relies on the prepayment of customers to turn around. Bobo saw that the number of small companies that were unclear, causing these companies to have no reason to close the gains, just the order.
The business venue is a very brutal circle, almost all animals have a dream of being a boss, but only a very small number of animals can succeed.
Those failed animals are not missing, such as Bobo's friend Pipi, a smart and dry Shari dog, and he has developed a program software that specializes in providing services to jewelers, name is "Jewelry Man Dog", This procedure is large for jewelers and can reduce operating costs. Therefore, Pipi has opened his own company and has invested many funds. However, no matter how the Pipp is broken, the jeweler is not moving, and the jewelers are not moving. After half a year, Pipi only sells a software, and has to announce the company's bankruptcy.
The experience of Pipi failed told the fat cat Boker: The first thing to open the company, there must be orders. There is no order, just relying on one or two patented products, it will open the company. It is not far from the chef to open the restaurant in the wild to smoke, although you are exclusive or monopoly operation, but closed is late.
Now, since the customer promises to provide orders, the fat cat Bo will decide to leave the animal Jiji, and the door is to show his talents.
So the fat cat has chosen the office of the bustling business center to rent a set, choose here, because the rent is cheap, the company has just opened, everything is simply. Then he completed the company's registration procedure, and the fat cat company officially opened.
The company opened the initial month, the orders of the old customers were also able to meet the company's capital turnover, but many new small companies have opened, and these companies will compete for customers with fat cats in order to capture the market share. In this way, the order of the fat cat company begins to decrease, and the heart of the fat cat is in a hurry.
But this kind of thing is still an urgent thing. Only him of this cat in the fat cat company, that is, to complete the customer's order, but also to fight the marketing staff of the competitors, a cat takes a look I can't get the west, I am busy with the tip of the tip.
So the fat cat is considered, it is necessary to recruit a loyal dog, and do his assistant.
Fat cat wrote a recruitment notice: "Recruitment Notice"
Fat cat companies are now highly high-paying business dogs, requiring, hunting college, undergraduate, aged under 30 years, more than three years of work experience, hard work, self-weight, interested, please send your resume to fat Cat Company Dog Resource Department, Tarring.
After the recruitment of the announcement, after the animal daily, the fat cat received the resume information sent by many candidates. After screening, the fat cat has finally finalized three candidates, and called them in an afternoon. Hourly time rushed to the Fat cat company to accept the interview.
On the day of the interview, the fat cat was sitting in the office, he heard the knockout outside the door, he shouted "coming in", only listening to a powerful footsteps, a gods, manager dogs come in. When the fat cat is polite, please sit down, then ask:
"Have you ever had experience in this work?" The manager replied immediately: "Some, I have done a four-year business manager in the Gibo company." The fat cat asks: "So why you want to leave the gibbon Company? "Manager's dog replied:" Leaves the gibbon company is a purely unexpected thing for me, because my mother suddenly sick, I have to resign back care, now I am back, still I want to show your hands and feet in this industry. "The fat cat continued to ask:" So, why don't you consider returning to the gibbon company? If you do it, they must have an impression, for you It should be a welcome attitude. "Manager's dog eyes blinked, replied:" Now the gibbon company is different from me, I have seen my executives, I have already resigned, I don't want to go back. It may be, I am just a talented dog. If you deliberately seek another way back to longevity, it is not my only choice. "
The fat cat asked a few questions, very politely said to the manager dog: "You can go back, a message, we will give you a notice." Then he let the second interviewer coming in.
The second coming in is a doctoral dog, a doctoral cap, talking, Wen Wenya, leaving a good impression on the fat cat. This time, the fat cat asked the doctoral dog is a very professional problem. Dr. Dog is not looked at fat, and he is talking about that many views and opinions are very inspirated for fat cats. The fat cat has extended his interview for two hours, and he reluctantly sent a doctoral dog out: "An news, we will inform you in the first time.
After sending away the doctoral dog, the fat cat took two hours of the graduation dog that had been in the sofa outside the door. This recently graduated dog has two eye-catching big ears, a long mouth, he The name pig roll, asked: "Have you done this industry?" The new dog pig said: "Oh, during the school internship, I have been done in the old Goat Company for a while." The fat cat Question: "What is your right to pay?" The new dog pig replied: "It can't be less than one thousand." The fat cat tells the pig: "Sorry, the Fat cat is only one thousand two times." Very confident, I believe I will get a monthly salary that will get higher than one thousand after the end of the trial period. "
"So," Fat cat pushed the resume of your hand, telling the pig: "You will come to work tomorrow."
In fact, the fat cat has long planned to recruit a new year who has just graduated. He is a small company, can't afford the salary of the manager dog and doctoral dog, and the salary requirements of each of them are less than less. Five thousand, and the fat cat can only have two thousand. The reason why the fat cat invites them to come to the company, just want to listen to the new development trend of this industry. Today's interview, for the fat cat, it can be not yet. The work of the day is over, the fat cat is very satisfied.
2) Fat cat monologues:
The workplace is a natural hunting ground, all animals entering the workplace, no matter whether you are willing, you will take the initiative or passively involved in the workplace hunting game. The appearance of this situation is determined by the benefit of employees and the company (boss).
In small companies, the moral conflicts between bosses and employees are as follows:
The morality of the boss: earning money from the employee, it is the most moral thing.
Employee's morality: from the company (boss), it is the most moral thing.
Therefore, the boss will regard employees as a venture capital, and inevitably use short-term operations or predatory development methods to make money from employees.
The employee does not undertake the business risk of the boss. It is more willing to look at the boss.
Employees will think that they are in a disadvantage, but in fact, the little boss is in a disadvantage. If the little boss treats employees with generous, frank attitude, once the employees are encountered, they will cool boats, and the blood is not returned. Even if the boss strives to prevent the staff, once the "Trick or Tricky Master" in the employee, the boss will overturn the boss. As soon as the boss like this, I can't climb it again. Those bosses who can stand on the market will not give employees to knock down their own opportunities.
So, you can underestimate your boss at any time. As for many employees, it is inexplicable to treat the boss as a charity, but also a reasonable thing.
Similarly, employees will never agree with the boss as an invalid or inefficient labor. In the perspective, I have paid, I will get it, as for the boss's company can earn money, I have nothing to do with me. This determines the inevitable conflict of employees and small bosses.
The small company is such a situation, and the big company is also no exception.
In the big company, the boss is high at high, the supervisor has mastered the weight of the employee, which forms the inevitable conflict between employees and supervisors.
The morality of the supervisor: Can consolidate my status, employees who are useful to me are good employees.
Ethics of employees: Don't block my road, hinder the supervisor of my promotion or acquisition, and the minimum grade is not to find me, it is a good executive.
For the supervisor, it is necessary to consolidate its position, not necessarily the ability to compete, and threaten the status of the supervisor. In addition, depending on the environment of the supervisor, it is different from the needs of the employee, even the stupidity of the employee, the neck of employees will become the means of consolidating their status.
Without any supervisor, I would like to give the Ministry "Let the Road", which determines the struggle of the workplace of the big company.
Some idealists who are unhaded are ignored by reality, only from abstract dogmas, ignoring the nature of animals in the workplace, which is often the most tragic family.
What is inconsistent with everyone is that political struggle is an effective means of maintaining a benign operation of big companies.
3)
At the beginning of the graduation dog, the pigs started to work. After he arrived at the company every day, he sat at the desk to call the phone, contact the business, and the phone will be seven or eight eight, A black briefcase, hunting out and talking to the customer. It has been going to work for a week, but there is no expansion in the business of the fat cat. Every day, the pig is returning to the fat cat, and he is exhausted on the desk of the fat cat, telling how hard, how hard, how many companies have been, there are many companies, there are Several companies have intentions, how many companies are cold attitudes, so this, this is so, listening to the fat cat.
I nodded on the surface of the fat cat, but I had a bit wonder, I paid attention to the movement of pig 罗, after the pig is holding the skin bag, the fat cat immediately followed him, seeing what is the animal is about? talk.
He followed the pigs along the way, I saw him on the door, I got a bus, I went down to a street garden, then the pig rolled the leather bag, walked into the park, got a shade place, one Lying down the call.
"My God!" Looking at the sleep expressions of pigs, fat cats shook their heads: "I thought this guy is a dog, but I didn't expect him to be a pig!"
So how should you do it? The fat cat is committed. If you resign the pig, no one can guarantee that the next recruitment will really recruit a dog. In fact, the number of dogs in the animal market is quite a lot, the problem is that the dog's salary requirements are very high, only Pigs, or those animals that have not evolved into dogs will only accept the salary standard of the fat cat.
The pig is doing things, not just sleep, when he is sleeping, reach out the little limbs and shake the small tail, pick up the leather bag out of the park. The fat cat continues to track, he pays attention to the pigs into a company, tangible with the other party, after the pig is left, he quietly called this company: "I am a salesman of Hippo, I would like to ask Do you have a business? "The other party replied:" Oh, it is like this, but just a salesman, we are talking to him, don't know if he is with you. "
Hang up the phone, the fat cat returned to the company, pretending what happened, and continued to work. When I got off work, I came back. He looked like a few hundred companies: "It's too hard, boss." He walked into the office, he kept complaining: "The business is too difficult Oh, the boss, you don't know how much I have a lot of effort, but there is no company interested. "
"Oh, this is the case." The fat cat is angry. This pig, he is not a dog, he actually dares to confess the boss, order but the company's life, pig rro, don't do this, just want to wait until the fat cat wants to stir fry his squid, he is good This single-hearted cat bargains. There is also a possibility that pig 罗 is doing things for several companies, which company gives it high, he will give it to which company is given.
So what should this matter be dealt with? After thinking, I finally decided to introduce a competitive mechanism, and I hired a dog to avoid a big head, thinking that I didn't turn it away from him.
A few days later, the fat cat recruited a dog raccoon, and then he cooked the pig 罗 和 办 办, clearly clarified the performance assessment indicators: "You have two dogs, from now on every dog The salary is 800 yuan, but your bonus and performance are hookped, complete a order, can be commissioned by 10 percent. "The new dog is nod, no opinion, the pig is angry Get up: "This is unfair!"
Fat cat asked immediately: "How is it unfair?"
Piguro: "We talked to the salary in advance, not this."
"But," the fat cat is reversed: "We talked to work in advance, nor let you go to the park to sleep!"
Piglo blinked, knowing that he is lazy, it has been discovered by the boss, and he dare not yet.
The new promotion worker dog raccoon has just entered this line, I don't know what the business should do, but he is a dog machine spirit, from the first day of going to work, pay attention to the sneak observation of pig 罗. After all, the pig is young, there is no attention, just call the head: "Is you a big gray wolf Co.,? Yes, I am a fat cat company. Do you have any business needs us? What? Just one Single, that is so good, let's meet at a time, what is your empty? "
And the Great Gray Wolf Company met the time, pig 罗 happy to go on the chair: Well, if you grasp this, the bonus must be less, hahaha.
On the side of the raccoon, but quietly clamped the door.
In the afternoon, the raccoon returned, entered the company's direct Benge cat: "Boss, I have met with the business executive of the Great Gray Wolf, and the other party decided to cooperate with us."
The fat cat is like colors, standing up and pats the shoulders of the raccoon: "You really have more pigs, don't do it!"
The next day, the fat cat went to the Big Wolf Company, and the other party signed the contract on the spot. After they came back, the fat cat announced the reward of the raccoon, and the pigs knew this matter.
I know that the pig roller is full of face, shaking, I can't help but call: "The boss, this is unfair, the order is the first thing I contact, it is a raccoon - I only know him now. It is only a fox, it is his unscrupulous means to grab me! "
The fat cat listened, pretending to blink: "Who is you blame? You have not reported to the boss, I will announce that you can clap the boss, deduct three hundred dollars, you are good."
"What?" The decision of the fat cat put the pig 罗 罗, he didn't dare to be angry with the fat cat, and turned to find the raccoon. But I don't want the fox being the most simple animal, I have already slipped too much, and the pig is screaming, but there is no way.
In this way, the dramatically sounded by the hazy fox, the day of the pigs, the day of the pig, he had to carefully hit the fox, prevent him from smashing his own single, stepped up with the customer, as much as possible to make up for it Your own losses. Since this time, the business of the fat cat company quickly opened the situation, soon, there were two new dogs to recruit, and the fat cat's company entered the growth period.
In the eyes of a few months, the four business dogs are all together every day. They are all the most hard work dogs. When the fat cat is not there, everyone will catch together, the more it is, the more it is, and it has formed a small Groups, they hidden each other, and they come with the fat cat, and they want to increase the company's operating costs. The fat cat has already discovered this Miao, and he is considering the organizational architecture of chaos, and dismisses three dogs, leaving only a business dog.
At present, four business dogs are like this:
Business Dog A, Pig: Hone Obligation, but a little relaxation is lazy, work does not assign to the head, decorate, do not take the initiative, the time is much more than work. More. He has the longest working hours, but the performance is zero, but has never got a customer.
Business Dog B, Fox: Smart Machine, on the surface, the fat cat is only the idea, in fact, there is another ghost idea in his heart, especially the face is alive, and you get the most of the fat cat praise the most. At present, the fox has already set two orders to create a $ 800,000.
Business dog, sheep: diligent and hardworking, good at death, he is often assigned some other work in addition to running business, and at present, he is the only staff member. Although he is not long, it also gets a single order, and generates 60,000 yuan for the company.
Business Ding, Monkey: Flexible, eye-catching six roads, listening to eight squares, there is a smart fox, but it is not like pigs, it is not like sheep. At present, the monkeys are fully promoting the discussion of a big customer, and this customer hopes to give orders worth 600,000 to Fat cat.
Fat cat now considers the current four business dogs, leaving only one, when you test the wisdom of the boss, if he stays, he proves that he has a typical capitalist thinking, the company must Will be big. On the other hand, if he left the wrong dog, he lacked a boss's consciousness. His company has to pass a difficult deadline, but it is not known to have a difficult growth period.
4) Fat cat monologues:
One of the top ten lies of an animal workplace: dog-friendly management, or, with a dog.
"Management" words are itself a violation of animal nature.
"Tube" managed is that the supervisor is not allowed to do what you want to do.
Manage "ration" means that the supervisor will force you to do what he wants to make.
Say "Dog Treatment Management", just like a laughter who says a two hundred and eighty kilograms.
Doing things you want to do is happiness, being forced to do things that you want to make things are painful. Therefore, management is in nature, which is to limit your happiness and strengthen your pain.
If the employee in a company is happy from the heart, the company's management is more than half of the problem.
From the perspective of dog sex, there is more and less return, and it is not happy. Only when you get more than paying more, animals will be happy. Therefore, the employee in a company once is a happiness from the heart, which means that he has received his payment from the company.
Also, all companies are telling you: paying is the happiest thing.
If you don't pay for it, how can the company and the boss get it?
Therefore, it is the most important indicator of whether a company has a prospect is to see if the employees are happy.
If the staff of the department is happy, the supervisor is unlucky.
If the company's supervisors are happy, the boss will be unlucky.
If the company's supervisors and employees are in the state of sitting in needle felt, then this company will develop growing in the hate of everyone.
5)
After making a decision, the fat cat immediately secretly examined the four business dog's attendance card record, and quietly called the monkey of the big order called to the office, smiled and asked: "Monkey, see you are busy every day, always I want to talk to you, what do you think about our company? "The monkey is talking about the large post order, and it is a good job, and this is a chance to fight for salary power for himself. Immediately, the boss, I feel, our company's management is not in place, such as, a few business dogs, doing a lot of work, the ability to be the same, the ability is the same, the performance is not passed The bonus is reflected. Boss, since you ask me, I have to tell the truth, the company is necessary to improve it in this regard. "
The fat cat listened seriously, nodded: "Well, you have ideas, good, what else, what else tells me again. You also know, my cat holds this company, how difficult ? Too much need to help me like you have a real studies. "
Monkey's eyes keep squat: "Boss, you know, I will now talk about large pile orders every day, but I encountered a problem, my position is too low, and I will talk to me is the old general manager. It is not equal to the negotiating table. In this regard, I don't know if you have any considerations? "
Fat cat listened, hard to shoot a table: "Well, I call you coming in, in fact, in order to say this, from now on, you are the company's business manager."
The monkey listened to the big joy: "Boss, then my salary ..."
The fat cat is sinking: "Well, the company salary framework, the department manager has three thousand yuan, you will take this number from the next month. After three months, 5,000 will be mentioned."
The monkey is blooming, and she is happy.
"You don't worry." The fat cat pointed to the monkey with a paw: "There is another thing, from today, you can rent a rental, please ask the bill to eat, you can reimburse it. In addition, I am worried that you can manage I have to stay with foxes and sheep. I found that many times are foxes to add some bad impact on you. About this, you have to pay more attention. "
Two things are mixed together, one is happy, one is worry, the brain of the monkey can't turn, just ate the answer: "No problem, no problem, the boss, I think no problem."
"This is what you said," The fat cat tells the monkey: "Then you start today, you can take responsibility." Then he handed a thick staff manual to the monkey: " This is the company's employee manual, study hard. "The monkey is not able to put the manual in the armpit, and the door is lost to the table, and immediately turn up the head.
But after a week, the monkey can't laugh.
After a week, the fat cat company suddenly posted an announcement:
announcement
In view of the company's employee fox, sheep, last week for seven days, no reason, early retreat and absenteeism, according to the company management regulations, is now densive.
Business department manager, as a departmental manager, for employees to pay long-term late retreat, management, not good, serious dereliction of duty, is now stipulated by the company, deducting its 2000 yuan salary as a punishment, hoping that monkey managers can be aunt, strengthen management .
Fat cat company
year month day
When I saw this notice, the monkey manager was like a boring foot, and suddenly was sucked. When he woke up, he quickly found out the employee manual handed over to him in the waste paper boss. He opened it. It is not enough to write clearly about the disciplinary workers and responsible for the supervisor. The fat cat is written in the employee manual: the employee is continuously completed, and the department manager is submitted to the boss. If the department manager is lost, then everything is a thousand dollars of the department manager. Salaries, be punished. It is now a fox and sheep, two dogs are violated, and the fat cat can rule the squad.
The poor monkey, how did he want to get it, this small tattered company, there is no one in the next day, but suddenly there is a fat cat to be true - fat cat as a boss, of course, it is true, Monkeys can only be a mute to eat yellow lotus, and they can't say it.
Originally talked about three thousand yuan salary, I evaporated, and the monkey can't say the imbalance. It is good to make up for it.
So the monkey immediately made a lot of invoices for taxi tickets and restaurants, then fill in the billing order, which day, which day, where to go to the client, please take a meal, how much money, the taxi capital, Then sent the reimbent to the work desk of the fat cat.
The fat cat closed the reimbursement documents, and the monkete made the monkey first out. After two days, he suddenly called in the monkey: "What is your bill? How do you have last year? One, how do you have a tax constitution? And where you wrote it here, I went to the customer there, saying that I said that I am arranged in the company. How is this? You tell me clearly! "
The similar series of fat cats and the beads have asked so many questions, let monkeys don't know which one should answer, I have to turn over the white eyes, and I will be unclear. The reimbursement will throw the report on the face of the monkey who is not polite by the fat cat. Because he made a fake on the invoice, it failed to report.
Since this day, the fat cat is separated by the three-day five, and he often does not care about a few things, and then use the heavy Wenyu to work. Monkey is angry. "Monkey, this job you can't do it, you are a departmental manager, like this kind of job, you don't need me, you will do it when you do." Something I haven't finished. Just when the monkey is busy, the fat cat suddenly lifts another few things that the monkey have long been forgot, and then the nose is not the face of the nose, the monkey is awkward.
Since this time, I will do the monkeys and walk into the office. If you don't consider the order talking, there is also a commission, he has already resigned.
Now the company's employee dog has only monkeys and pigs. The pig is still lazy, but as long as he is lazy, he is caught by the fat cat boss, and the fat cat will punish the monkey because the monkey is the manager of the business department. The monkey is anxious to catch the ear, want to make a fortune to the pig, strengthen management, but the pig is just turning over the white eye to him, and it is not visible. If he is anxious by the monkey, he simply and the monkey is big, the monkey wants to cry, and there is no way to take pigs.
There are two reasons for the pig 罗, one is the big order of his monkeys, the income of the red monkey, so it is deliberately difficult to have a monkey. Two, the fat cat did not announce the enhancement of the monkey, and the pig rolls did not put the monkey in the eyes.
I find that I can speculate, but I will not be punished, the pig is more arrogant, frequent late is late, there is something to report directly to the fat cat, and do not ventilate with monkeys. After the monkey thought, finally wanted to understand, no matter so much, no matter how long, as long as the teeth took the teeth, he got the community, and immediately went to the dog immediately. But the monkey once again lost.
A few days later, a customer came to the fat cat company, looked at the situation of the Fat cat, and found that it was just a mess, there was no way to sign the contract. After this thing, the fat cat was so angry, and immediately pursued the monkey's responsibility. Blame monkeys have not entertaining customers, leading to orders, so there is also an economic penalty for monkeys.
In this step, the monkey finally understood, no matter what, the fat cat will not allow him to get the commission. He is better, the more strict, the more strict, the purpose is only one, and he will rush to him.
Hold the last line hopes, the monkey wants to find a fat cat to talk. The fat cat agreed to him, two dogs talked about an afternoon in the office, when the time of the time get off work, the monkey walked out of the fat cat's office, he stepped out of the office, and never returned to the Fat cat.
Now, the fat cat company is just like just open, there is only one business dog: pig 罗.
And this is the purpose of the fattening of fat cats.
6) The fat cat is left, but there is no single business pig.
As a capital home, he thinks about this:
For the company's business dog, the monkey, the monkey, the monkey, is first to dismiss, so I am afraid just to dismiss a dog, it is him.
Why do you want to take a monkey? His fault is that he has made a big order for the company. So the company needs to pay him a big commission, and the current company is in the original stage of capital accumulation, and dismisses the monkey, the company can save the next Large spending. From the customer's point of view, they are doing business in companies with fat cats, not to do business with monkeys, no matter whether they are still in the job or have been dismissed, they do not affect the cooperation between the two parties.
This situation, I am afraid that I can't expect a monkey that I have been with a big order. Just when he thought he had become the company's hero, the fat cat boss has moved killed.
Then the business dog Box fox and business dog sheep, they have proved their ability to work through their performance, and their commission has also been taken, and they will not save cost spending. Why do you want to dismiss them?
The reason is that they already have achievements, the status is quite stable, will not be dismissal, so their enthusiasm will inevitably fall. Also - is also the most critical, their resources have been exhausted, at least a few months will not come back, and they will calculate in their hearts: I have earned it to the boss, then at least Also earn this number of salary, will then provide new orders to the boss.
This is the fair exchange formula of the employee, but it is not a boss. So, with them waiting for them to mill, complain, white water, it is better to dismiss them.
Finally, the left is a single, there is no transaction. For the reasons left his, the fat cat explains this:
He has already taken a few months here, and the market is almost mature. I believe that he will have orders.
In different development periods, the standards of choosing employee dogs are different. For small companies that are in the original accumulation period, the cost of cost is the only standard. This is the thinking mode of the fat cat, this is the thinking mode of the capitalist.
This is what the fat cat has been doing.
He is doing it, and the Fat cat is stripping the staff through the unscrupulous means, and it has grown rapidly.
7) Fat cat monologues:
The workplace is full of unpredictable variables, which determines the standard for employees, is not the ability or performance, but interest. In many cases, employees are blamed, just because of his conflict with the supervisor or boss, it has nothing to do with his work.
And the employees have few dogs aware of this, so whether they are dismissed, dismissed or other forms of punishment, they always have to be surprised, and they are not responsible for this unfairness as the supervisor. Cartow. This will only recognize this when they think from the perspective of interest.
8)
Through the tray of the employee, the fat cat's company enters a high growth period. After two years, his office area has expanded ten times, and the employee under the hand has also increased to more than 50 dogs, divided into several different departments. The company not only has a dog hand, but the quality of the staff is also improved. Those who originally recruited managers dog or doctoral dogs, master's smen, now also become the most effective backbone of the fat cat.
There are more dogs, just call. There are many departments, and the things that pull themselves are inevitable. The fat cat is exhausted every day, and it is necessary to coordinate the relationship between internal employees, and communicate with the client, busy.
At this time, his old friend, Shari dog Pipi has become a famous management consultant in the animal industry. When I saw the old friend's company flying, I was happy with the fat cat, I ran to the obligation to plan: "Fat Cat," Pipi suggest: "You should find a assistant, when you are not in the company, you will deal with you Daily business. "
"So, you said, should I find a dog to help me?" Yushan asked.
Pipi: "That is also used, of course, you have to find a dog with the strongest ability."
Fat cat Q: "Pipi, do you have any suitable dog selection to me?"
Pipi Answer: "I have the ability to be a vice president, I know a lot, but we are friends, I can't hit you, the truth, the dog's surface is majestic, it is actually a grass bag belly, that is, regardless of management I don't understand the business, just let go of a meal, 咋, 权 权 权 混 混 混 争 争 利 利 本 本 本 本 本 本........... 本............ 小The company they have done, always brought the troubles of countless management, old friends, in order to be responsible for you, I am decorating to recommend these dogs to you, so as not to affect your company. Healthy development. So I suggest that you are not as good as middle management dog members inside the company, choose the stronger to do your assistant. "
"But," the fat cat asked "" How can I know which dog is the best? "
"Don't worry, old friends," Pipi can take out a stacked form: "Seeing that there is no, this is the latest employee leadership test form, we put a leader's quality dismantling to five parts, respectively It is management capabilities, management skills, dog relationships, influences and judgments, and scores these five parts, and then unify weighted average, then the management staff is aligned according to the score, so you will know who is Strong, who is weak. "" Really? "The fat cat is looking out of the outside:" Then, please the brother. "
Pipi immediately turned into a job, he won the leather bag to run, and he talked about a conversation with the management employees, and took the assessment and score it. A week of time, it makes it out. As a result, the Pippi is highly ran to report to the fat cat:
"The old brother, I really can't find my expect. Your company is really a dog, you look at my evaluation results, at least three to five dogs have the ability to become your assistant, you choose one, I will come for you. "As a staff."
Fat cat looked at the management staff assessment and score, asked: "How much is the pig robe?"
"Which pig 罗?" Pi Pipina asked.
"It is the pig who is responsible for the logistics." The fat cat told Pipi.
"Hey, you are talking about him." Pipi was only realized: "I can't think of it. His manager's ability is the worst, the last one. Although he is the first employee of entering your company In the company, I have the longest time, but his ability, I really don't want to spend. Older friends, I am not as good as me, but in the dog, I have to say you, you watch the dog The eyes are not good. "
"Just let the pigs come to do it." The fat cat is contemplated: "I think he may be more suitable than the dog?"
"What? Are you crazy?" Pipi was shocked: "This is your own company, the only standard is the only standard, how can you be a dog?"
"Oh, this is not like this expert who is only talking about the troops on paper." Fat cat replied.
In this way, in the company's horrified eyes, the pig is going on. His incompetence has brought countless troubles for the company's internal management, but the skinny company stunned, the fat cat's company has avoided another business trap, and the company has unconfaciated company. At the time, the Fat cat quickly occupied the market and formed a large-scale big company.
Like this choice, the fat cat is almost every day, fortunately, every time he is doing, the fat cat is quickly fame in the industry.
So, why does the fat cat choose the worst powerful pig 罗? How did he think of it? What does this matter mean for fat cat companies? Please answer this question. If you answer, then you have a boss's thinking mode, congratulations, no matter what you are doing now, this thinking habits will make you success.
If you have a wrong words ... There is no relationship, the boss is a very small number, let us happiness, let's continue to look at it.
9) Fat cat monologues:
There is a dog, there is no, there is interest, and the competition is politics. In this regard, we are acceptable from school, but the purpose of all education is to tell us to be a honest dog, honest dog, hardworking dog, and dog, good dog, good at dog Cooperative dog.
The purpose of all education is to let us stay away from politics. When education is successful, it is the days of our failure.
Many people heard the "workplace politics", they produce strong contrast, and they tend to be a bright and bright, and I smoke a clear understanding of the workplace. Standing on the height of morality, these dogs are undoubtedly correct, but they ignore a critical problem:
The interests of the workplace have determined the omnipulation of "politics". Those dogs with strong belt in the workplace have no realistic dogs. They don't realize that they are in the same boat, and members on board must regularly hold some interesting puzzle games. These games include:
Exempts selection (promotion):
Winner quiz (station team):
Find a friend (knot):
Eggs out of the event (layoffs):
Affiliated little lamb (诿)):
......
No matter how you are in a good thing, how you hope Mingzhe, but you will inevitably wrap this cruel game, only in both cases, you can set it out, a situation is that you are promoted, in one more Continue a new round of games in a wide circle. Another situation is a bit not wonderful, you have been eliminated, because you don't trust the party, lack allies, form a pair of disadvantages, failure is inevitable.
Many young dogs in the workplace, innocent, with dogs, but in the end, inexplicably lost work, but not clear why. In fact, the reason is very simple, as long as you are in the rivers and lakes, there is no need to be avoided in the circle. Those so-called self-tailing a good wish can only prove that your thoughts are extremely unsatisfactory, there is no real thing to have a dog, there is a basic fact of politics.
Workplace politics for a long time, omnipotent dog attitude towards it, is the most dangerous situation in the situation, with blind dogs, night half, deep pool to describe these dogs, not exaggerated. A recent data survey data for the separator indicates that in these voluntary or forced leaves, the reasons of the left-processes of 94.35 are "not suitable for the dog relationship of the original company." It can be seen that the political diaphragm of the workplace is the most important reason for the failure of the loser.
Weak meat and soul, the party is cut, these things are staged in the workplace every day, some dogs will become a murderous city, and some dogs regard the workplace as a bloody hunting ground, and the dog will regard the workplace as big fish. Aquarium with small fish. These views have no exception to see the workplace as an ecotry ring. All animals in the workplace constitute a food chain. At the chain, is it the lowermost layer of energy supply, or the top of the energy pyramid?
If you can't recognize the location you, it is very likely that you are swallowed by the predator you come up.
Conversely, when you realize the surrounding environment, you can agilely avoid the trap, along this food chain gradually climb, achieve your dream, get your expectation for a long time.
10) The cause of the struggle of workplace is caused by employees from the calculation mistakes of the output.
As an example of employees of a company R & D department, the product will bring 20 million profits to the company, and the company rewards the staff of the staff of 1,000 yuan. This makes the psychology of the employee feel a great imbalance.
The reason why the employee is unbalanced because he calculates the output:
My labor investment = 20 million yuan.
My labor output = 1000 yuan.
This calculates the psychology of employees and cannot be balanced.
Employees put into output calculations: (not on, slightly) and the company's calculation method is this:
Company output: 20 million yuan
Company input: including:
The employee training fee: 20,000 yuan
The employee's administrative cost: 100,000 yuan
The employee's salary investment: 100,000 yuan
The employee's social security and company welfare expenditure: 100,000 yuan
Product research and development materials and costs: 100,000 yuan
Project pre-project project, investigation cost: 200,000 yuan
Project application patent public relations fee: 200,000 yuan
Project production mold and process improvement: 1 million yuan
Workshop working dog management and salary investment: 1 million yuan
Materials and transportation costs: 1 million yuan
Market development and channel laving investment: 8 million yuan
..........
Lin Lin's total investment has accumulated, the profits of new projects have been very thin, generally 10% to 15%. And this less than 2 million profits can also be exhausted, but also add to the investment to further expand the market or expand the scale of business.
In this case, if the employee does not have the concept of industrial production, all the output will be attributed to himself, and will cause the hopping, stealing technical patents, leaks and other incidents. In the small company, the outstanding performance is the order of the employee to take the boss, or the customer who pulls away the boss spends a heart-cultivation.
As mentioned earlier, such an employee boss will have a bloody in return as long as it encounters one. The big company has this kind of thing, and most of them will consume huge costs and hurt their brains. This determines the company or boss inevitably try to protect his own interests, and this protection measures or means, further exclaiming employees' confrontation.
So, the ideal of the boss to treat employees in cooperation, it is impossible because they have been in boat, and they have been eliminated when they have encountered bad employees. Left, only those competitive consciousness are particularly strong, and the bosses or companies that have seen the evil in dog sex. They are very clear that the market's competition will not squeeze the company, and the bad behavior of adverse employees is the biggest threat to the company's life and death.
Therefore, the company's management, in essence, in order to prevent internal threats. The greatest threat to the company, coming from those most capable employees.
This is why there will be so many problems in the company's management, and the boss is reserved.
That's why no people are more likely to get the upgrade opportunity.
Chapter 1: New employee's pointed ear
1)
After three years of hard reading, the scorpion has got the most famous hunting university's master diploma, graduated. He smart, can dry, young and diligent, and the shake of the confidence entered the animal recruitment market. On the day, his luck was great, and he met the most legendary successful animal fat cat in the animal business. Mr. Mr. Cat.
It is said that Mr. Fat Cat is ten years ago, and it has set up a famous Fat cat company. But at the time, this fat cat company is not a eye, but because of the eyes of Mr. Fat cat, the business prospective thinking consciousness, after more than ten years of hammer, the fat cat is finally standing from the cruel business sea. As a giant talents of the industry.
At present, the Fat cat has developed into a number of subsidiaries under the control of the company. The company is superior, far from the famous small company, and the salary is very strong, almost all the graduation dogs are eager to enter. Fat cat company, a fist.
This fat cat came to the workplace, which was personally selected for his headquarters to choose the best hound. When the pointed ear confidence stood in front of the fat cat, the two eyes of the fat cat were bright, and the out of mouth: "Not bad, the four legs are long, the two ear is pointed, the tail is high, the eyes are bright, the eyes are bright, It is a good dog. "The ear is not convinced:" It's not like, I am absolutely a dried hound. "
"That is not necessarily." Mr. Fat cat said: "Don't you say that the Tang Dynasty poetry dog is easy to say, try the jade to burn three days, and you must wait for the seven-year period, you are a hound or a mouse, We have to walk, if you really have confidence in yourself, really a good dog, then you have to prove to see it, not to say it. "
The scorpion has shaken the tail: "As long as the fat cat gives me this opportunity, then you will have a satisfactory result."
"OK!", Mr. Fat cat twist his secretary: "Make a note of this dog's name, notify him to report it to the company."
The interview is successful, and the ear is very exciting. It is necessary to know that the eyes of the fat cat are very powerful. It can be in his own eyes, which proves that he is definitely a good dog. The scorpion is immersed in happiness, and he has a lot of beautiful imagination. It is a place full of warmth and warmth, towering into the clockwork office, bright office, beautiful smile, happy mood, happiness Work, close cooperation, and the success of the dog ... These scenes are omnipotent, and they are infected with pointed ears, so that the scorpion is unlikely from producing a grateful mentality.
It turns out that the imagination of the ear is correct.
On the day, he shakes the tail into the famous Food Cat Building. The front desk of the Fat cat company is like a beautiful smile like the tip of the ear. She invited the cat to a luxury. Sit down in the conference room, there are two new dogs that are also reported on the same day, see the pointed ear coming in, the two dog faces reveal the friendly smile.
The front desk puppy asked them to sit here, the manager of the dog's resource department is meeting, and will come over and later, and three new dogs have been introduced by each other. Everyone is a new dog, they are being appreciated by Mr. Fat cat. Dog, you can't help each other in the company in the future.
And the ear of the ear, enter the fat cat, one is a doctoral dog, one is a master's scientific, and these two dogs are also in person. The doctoral dog silently tells them that their three dogs are the management ladder dog selection of the fat cat. If you don't have any mistakes, you may not be used for a year, and the three dogs will be promoted to the department manager.
For this news, the ear is expected, but he is unclear how the Doctoral dog knows this matter, the doctoral dog is involved in telling them: It is the chief of the president, tell him, because he has been selected Enter the president, and the scorpion and master's scientific, you must enter the most important department of the company's headquarters to work, everything is no problem, everyone has received the system's hunting training, the work ability is not in the future, will be transferred in the future It is a natural thing.
Just when I was talking about the three dogs, the manager of the dog's resource department smiled in. He is a powerful big dog, engaged in dog power resources for many years, reading dog countless, the eyes are not in the fat cat Under, and the experience is rich in experience, and I will win the good feelings of three new dogs.
The doctor is really no mistake. He is still arranged in the president's office, the Master's dongs go to the business department, and the scorpion is hired by the company's strategic propulsion department. The department manager of the strategic promotion department is a look-like trick. He sits on the chair and keeps drinking tea, swaying the tail, saying the ear: "Welcome to welcome, pointed ear, wait a little waiting for me You and the office colleagues see you, now, I will tell you the work arrangement in the department. "Say it, he drank a breath, looked at the scorpion and continued:" Our strategy promotion department is actually actually The company's planning department, responsible for the planning of the company's market propaganda and various activities, you are the highest science in the department, of course, you don't need to say, in the future, you have to pick up the girlfriend. About this Do you have any confidence? "The ear nodded, replied:" There should be no problem. "
"Okay," The dog manager is satisfied: "You come over with me, I will refer to you with my colleagues."
The ear is standing up, following the jam of the dog manager, come to the messenger, here is like what he thinks, the light is sufficient, the environment is superior, and several female colleagues are gather together, listen to what they said. Is it about which brand of dog's foot nail polish quality is the best thing, clearly seeing them came over, but it would ignite. The bar dog is a bit angry: "Don't talk, you have to talk to your home, here is the office, now you are working, come over, I will introduce a new colleague."
The colleagues gathered together, this is reluctant to look up, watching their eyes and ignore: "Welcome welcome," the mouth called welcomed, but the sound is weak, and it is a perfunction. When I saw this situation, I had a cold in my heart and half cut: What is this? Don't you welcome him? Look at the work of the office employees, it is not in the state, which is completely different from him.
In the imagination of the ear, the Fat cat is an animal company, and the employees must be full of strength, and the company's profits will be done so that everyone has to eat. And what he saw is inefficient, the dog floats, and the employee is going to work, and the dog manager is in management, it is lacking authority, there is no respect, like such a company, how could it be Cruel market competition stands? Do you know these situations as the fat cat on the big boss, if he knows, what will it?
These ideas have passed in the heart of the ear, he has no sound, after all, he just came in, and did not figure out.
The trick manager began to introduce all the staff of the department: "This is a stupid."
The idiot is buried in a high-end document, desperate work, listening to the dog's dog, lifting the head, looked at the ear, and buried the head in the file.
The bar dog manager also means the employee of the whole god, I active on the microcomputer: "This is a bison," then he suddenly raised the sound: "Bison, don't play, this is time to work."
The wilder smashed, and the head didn't return. He continued to indulge in the game, throwing a flash bomb, blowing his own companions on the screen, screaming, and the Bison is happy.
The japanese dog manager also means that the staff who is talking in the female staff, full of sly, the face of the face: "He is a fox." The fox smiled turned back, and his face smiled and smiled and said a greeting. : "Hello, Master, you are so good, what animals we are here, just a hunting dog, welcome." The ear smiles, I don't know what to say.
At this time, a fat animal ran over and said with the ear side of the jar of the dog manager: "Manager, Bison, he is late today." The trick frown frowned: "You have a little bit of eyesight. I can't see me, I have been busy here. If this is, I will say, the stupid pig, come over with the pointed ear, he just reported today. "
I have seen the stupid pig. The dog manager has taken a hedgehog with a pointed ear. The hedgehog is nothing to sit on the chair, and the feet have a high whistle. He uses a very cold vision. The ear, said: "Your shoes have a piece of mud." The ear was scared, hurriedly wanted to find a piece of paper, but the dog manager but frowned: "You care about him, he The dog is like this, and it is tied, and everyone has to take it. "
Then the trog manager turns to the last employee: "Mouse, I have finished writing your copyright case?"
The employee called the mouse blinked: "Manager, I think that plan is not good, so I also drafted one."
"You draft a dog!" The dog manager is very angry, grabbing the copy of the mouse to hand over, throwing into the waste paper, then picking up a work plan from the mouse, East look, west, Suddenly I saw the idiots buried in the file, I immediately gone in the past: "Stupid, your hands are in a hurry, if you don't hurry, put this out first."
Stupid two eyes are stagnant to look at the japanese dog: "Manager, the president of the fat cat has been reminded twice, I really have been busy here."
"What should I do?" The dog manager smashed his head, suddenly he saw the pointed ear of staying there, and suddenly watched out: "Tip ear, this is given to you, do it? ? "
2) Stupid, Bison, fox, stupid pig, hedgehog and mouse, this is all animals in the pointed ear office.
These six animals plus pointed ears, a total of seven dogs, managed by the trog manager. But the ear is really skeptical, this is a team called the seven dogs, there is a real dog in the end?
On the first day of the ear, I quickly finished the task handed over to him. The trog manager saw his work, very satisfied, said: "Tip ear, you may have just come here, Some are not habb, some dogs are not going to progress, you don't learn to learn, remember that you are the dog who is in my life, you must work hard, and the fat cat is always gave you, just me. I also hit his landline to talk to him, I always say that you have a good thing, you have to keep it. You must do a diligent, Ken-dried dog, the company will not treat you. of."
The trick manager is finished, and it is handed over to a pile of ear. Pick the scorpion, close the door and the stupid pig two dogs.
The pointed ear returned to his seat, put down the work, first go to the bathroom, just encountered a doctoral dog who had just reported to the president.
Dr. Dog is the highest degree in their three new employees, and the location is the most prone to achievements, so the pointed ear is somewhat bar knot, asked: "Hey, how is your side? Okay." He said, said: "It's a line, it is a little, the President's office is a little porcino fox and wild wolf idiots, it is to see Not a dog. "
The pointed ears are also small: "I am the same there."
After saying this, the two dogs intersect, the mind is connected, all excited, the big name is lacking the dog only, who will tell you? Anyway, this means that they are coming, the company lacks a dog, then is it when they come out when these three dogs come out?
After the convenience, I walked to the claw pool and washed the paw. He said to the pointed ear: "Let's have a fate, you can come in the same day, if you are fine, you call the spot, let's gather When you need to take each other, you will take each other. "
"Yes," pointed ear nodd: "That's so good, wait for a while I am spotted, about time, and then inform you."
"OK!" The dog is now in the president, and the fat cat is always in the old, so the status is obviously high, and it is very good to go.
The ear is returned to his own babies, first hit the phone to give the master's scientific, the spot is delicious, so the ear is called to call the doctoral dog: "Hohun, about get off work after work, I will meet in Wow, Wow. , Today's fat cat is always looking for you? Don't come, "
I replied: "Nothing, the fat cat is always on the business yesterday, it is not in the company."
what? The scorpion is put down on the phone, and the heart is angry.
The trog manager lied to him, saying what I just called to praise the landline of the Fat Cat, and there was no such thing!
So why do you have to be lying this? I looked at the work list that suddenly piled up on the work of the work that he left, the ear understood.
After get off work, three dogs gathered to wow 呜 餐 馆, sit down and smash the beer, and drink it, drink, and introduce each other.
Said: "You can't guess what I am doing now, saying that you will definitely don't believe it, my job is mainly collecting the legend, sending an email, copying file information, and then connect the phone, arrange the office for the owner. In the car, I am a doctor, do you think it? "
The spotted but persuaded: "Who said that doctors can't do it? Miscellaneous, do not have a lot of mysteries, will give the dog a low impression, I believe me, the company tricks three dogs come in, absolute Not to be mixed to be alive. "
I'm thinking about it: "I think so, I will definitely do it, I can't figure out the current affairs process of the president, etc., etc., I have to make a business process, then I have to make a set of operations, this Do you have two things to go out. "
The spotted and pointed ear: "You are relieved, we all have the same low-key, no sound, wait until the time is mature, let's talk."
"Yes," I'm: "Now my supervisor is a bear, running around, I am busy, I have been observed. Although this bear is not high, there is no level, but fertilizer Cats are very reused by him. It is good to have a dog is still a dog, and how is it a dog? So I have a confidence of 120,000 points. " Master's splendid road: "What is the situation there and you have a lot of animals, monkeys pandas gorilla, goat crocodile pendant, the head of the business department is a hyena, which is a dog, this dog Non I am. "
Then two dogs questioned the ear: "How is your situation above?"
The pointed ear frowned, so half of the talented hesitated reply: "I feel, my bar dog manager doesn't want a dog, he may need me to make a stupid."
I'm frowning: "There is nothing bad to do my stupid, after all, the company still needs idiot."
"However," the ear replied: "The old fat cat is in the middle of us, and it is the temperament of our dogs. He is more hopeful, not idiot."
I don't want to look at the pointed ear: "Do you want me to talk to the fat cat?"
The ear is told: "Swing, do you think it is useful?"
I thought about it, laughter: "It is useless."
The spot is also laughed: "I said not only useless, but I am afraid that the fat cat is always on your hometown."
It is very apologically to the pointed ear: "There is no way, then you can only rely on yourself, maybe you can do the idiot, then slowly evolve into a dog."
"Well," pointed ear nodd: "This is a good way." He raised the cup, but he was thinking, perhaps, I really don't know, my idiot, it is never possible to evolve into a dog.
3)
As the ear is worried, after a while, after a while, his ear is getting longer, his face is rapidly drawing, and it is quickly evolved in a stupid direction. This result is never what he wants.
He began to be forced to learn milling, clearly finished 20 minutes, he must drag an hour, even this work is also exceeding the expectation of the trog manager, so the trog manager continues to work Single party to his desk. Not least, other animals in the department are also pushing their work to his head, just like the first to push the stupid head.
Although the workload of the tip is growing, the workload of the idiot is not reduced. Stupid is idiograph, if his work is less, then he is not idiot.
How can I become a dog, which has become a thing that makes the ear. In order to achieve this goal, he had to pay attention to observing the living habits of other animals in the office.
He noted that this animal office is a complete ecological circle, there is a clear food chain.
Although the sparrow is small, the animals in the workplace ecotry circle, with the exemption of the trick manager, there are seven animals divided into four classes:
The first layer, fox and stupid pigs. Their common feature is that the book is not enough to obey the dog, but the nose of the dog manager, the fox is reserved in this regard, the most obvious is the stupid pig. As long as it is the decision of the trog manager, no matter what the stupid pigs are unconditional support.
The second floor, the uncomfortable bison. The work ability of the Bison is very strong, but it is self-inclusive, despising the authority of the trog manager. But the dog manager but didn't help. Third layers, idiot and current scorpion, they assumed almost all work in the department, the current workload is still increasing, every day, I have to do it later, I can't get a moment.
The fourth layer: hedgehog and mouse, their work is not active, many things they don't even don't do it, it is more confusing, so I'm more confusing.
This is an obvious animal office, so that the ear is unreasonable, not only him is this, the doctoral dog in the president is a master's gush to tell him that there is a master of the business department. Also the same.
Not only is the famous Food cat company like this, but also a larger in the company, a larger known company, is also such a situation. Even many small companies that have just been established are no exception.
Holding the two longer, the longer, the ear, the pointed ear said what could not accept this reality.
It's too unfair, everyone works together, holding a varied salary, but the status in the workplace is the astiology. How can there be such a thing? If this state keeps it, how can you keep the excellent dog? This is no wonder that the company is full of animals, and is the reason for the lack of the company's most needed dog.
However, everyone is a dog being recruited, those idiots, bison, foxes and hedgehogs, when they were recruited by the company, as they were with themselves, full of confidence and ambitious, have become an excellent dog, but evolution The way is so unsatisfactory, what is the problem?
The ear is carefully observed, and finally discovered the mystery of this class distribution.
The secret is whether the animals are obeyed.
Obviously, the trog manager is based on the two principles, and it is treated different from the following animals.
The first is whether the animal is obeying his instructions, and the second is the actual work ability.
Fox and stupid pigs are obeying the trog manager, so they have become the upper layer of the department. The hedgehog and mice are most refuse to obey, so they are squeezed to the bottom of the department.
Bison is also refused to obey, but because he has strong work ability, it is a layer higher than the hedgehog mouse. In addition to the work ability, idiographs, it's just to obey, so it's the bottom of the bison, but it is above the hedgehog and the mouse.
This phenomenon makes the ear are surprised. He has always thought that loyalty and work ability, should evolve into hound, in fact, not only him think, all dogs think so. When he was a child, his dog was telling him like this. After entering the school, the teacher taught him like this.
The sharp ear is starting along the theoretical hound. The result is evolution to become a stupid, this result is too unexpected, so that he is unspeakable.
It doesn't seem to be a stupid, everyone says this, is not the case.
The idiot will be able to add class a few days before, and I have entered the hospital infusion. However, when he is infusion, the fat cat is always waiting for a job, indicating that the idiot is completed. So the trog manager immediately sent a car to the office, and arrived in the hospital, let him lose the liquid while working.
At this time, the Bison is still playing his game. Now the Bison's CS has passed twenty-four, and he is very happy to turn his stupid enthusiasm to play the game of the game, but the idiot but It can only be a full face to cry without tears, and even if you answer him a sentence.
However, when the bonus, the idiot's bonus did not have a high rise in a bison, and it was only a little bit more than the hedgehog and the mouse. After the hedgehog got a bonus, he suddenly took a fire, and the office of walking into the trog manager: "Manager, why is my bonus so little?" I heard the hedgehog challenge the dog, the pointed ear hurriedly Ear, I want to listen to how to solve this problem, but the bar dog is rushing to stand up. For a long time, the hedgehog is coming out of the door, it is obvious that his requirements are met.
The scorpion looks to watching the idiot, every dog is clear, the most contributed to the department is that his bonus is all like this, the idiot can swearing this breath? Especially in the case where the hedgehog is unreasonable.
When he was stimulated, he stood up, hesitated for a long time, finally made up his mind, entered the japanese dog's office, and immediately said: "Stupid, you come in, Yesterday, I gave you to your work. How is it? Just, the fat cat is still called, you have been dragging time for too long, hurry, hurry, have you heard? "
Stupid, you have to speak, the bar is handed over, a thick stack of work sheets: "Stupid, you are not in the state, how can this? As an old dog, you must strictly ask yourself, You look at the new scorpion, he has a short time, but the work is nothing more than you, you have to work hard, you will not work hard, you will not keep up with the development of the company, this result is we Don't want to see it. "
If the trick is soft, although it is soft, there is a strong murder, and it is said that if the idiot does not work hard, he will immediately disappear. If you have retired, you have a new scorpion ear to take over. So the idiot, I finally didn't dare to say the opinion of the trick bonus, holding the thick and a stack of work, and returned to her desk.
4) Pointed ear note:
One of the jungle laws in the workplace: all animals, the identity of the entry into the workplace is a dog, but you can evolve what animals, depending on two conditions:
First: Do you obey the authority of the supervisor?
Second: Do you have enough work ability?
Obey and capable animals, will evolve into a stupid and hound, most of which are evolution into idiots, only a few animals can evolve into the company's most needed hound.
Animals who have obedient but have no ability will evolve into foxes and stupid boars. But who will evolve into a fox, who will evolve into a stupid pig, depending on the conditions of animal itself.
Animals who have no work ability will evolve into a wild cattle or wolf. Their common feature is the challenge of authoritative, ignorant.
Animals who don't have no work ability will evolve into a hedgehog and mouse. But it is also uncomfortable and there is no ability to work, but the treatment of hedgehog and mice is different. The hedgehog is significantly higher than the mouse.
Animal workplace evolution matrix one (not on, slightly):
Tip ear suggestion: Please take care of this table carefully, what animals are you in the animal company? Why do you evolve into this animal?
5) Pointer ear note:
The two animal jungle laws: in the animal workplace, every animal is free to discrete, the same thing, other animals don't matter, but for you may mean the disaster of the top.
Animals that don't understand the jungle law of the workplace often make a mistake of your role positioning. Sometimes they think that they are a loyal hound, actually just a stupid. Sometimes he is obviously a stupid pig, but he wants to get the same privilege as a bison. It is easy to incorporate the mine, and it is primpiled by the supervisor or boss. For different levels of employees, supervisors or boss requirements are different. In the workplace, there is never fair, some are just your role positioning.
Unable to obey the person can commit a mistake of the supervisor, but if they do things that can do things that they can do, then they are finished. The same truth, it is possible to not compare himself to the person who has no ability to obey, although everyone is in an office, even though everyone salary. However, you must realize that you can only do things or mistakes in your own position, breaking through the boundary of "role positioning", means you finish.
Those who did not understand why the director suddenly became a big dog, who received a stunned dog, and they often broke through their workplace positioning, and they were punished but still unknown.
So, recognize the positioning of you in the workplace, figure out the "privilege" and "obligations" you are in charge of the supervisor, avoid the stupidity of the torque, and don't benefit to stabilize your workplace career.
For example, the obedients such as foxes and stupid boars, the competent staff, the supervisor is to obey, unconditional maintenance authority, without counting what they have made in work. Their privileges and obligations are as follows:
Privilege: Exemption with high difficult work
Obligation: Must be listening to Liu Road, eye view, and always report the work process and developments in the office to the supervisor at any time. At the same time, pay attention to it later, and always maintain the authority of supervisor.
For example, the "thorns" employees such as the Bison, you must keep your current supernatural status, you must also recognize your privileges and obligations:
Privilege: It is a defendant to be a defendant
Obligation: As a "return" for the competent authority, you must take the most difficult task.
Such as the "hard mass" of the stupid, is the most hopeful family, because the only value they exist is work, and what they do is, don't be able to compete, if you are unfortunate, you have fallen to the hard mass I believe me, now your situation is not the worst:
Privilege: You can "tired" because of heavy work
Obligation: Continue to maintain the existing high-strength workload, do not be a child
Such as a kind of garbage employee of hedgehog and mouse, they don't have privileges, and there is no obligation. Unless they recognize their situation, climb to the previous level, they will be worthless.
Workplace animal privilege and obligation correspondence table (not on, slightly):
The scorpion is solemnly reminded: Please cut this chart, stick it on your notebook, recognize the role positioning in the office, know how big your freedom can be, avoiding the hit mistake.
6) Things are getting worse and worse.
The ear's face is getting more and more, and the nose is still hitting, he is beautiful, and the tail of the highly spoke finally has finally dropped, it becomes more and more fine, and it has become a genuine truth between the two legs. Tail.
He has become a stupid bonus.
Why can't I do a stupid? Doing an old man, don't worry, don't provoke anything wrong with non-blessing? The ear of the ear, self-discovery, self-violent self-discovery: my dream is shattered, I have entered a management of unordered companies, here, full of dogs, joking horses, smashing a small report, spreading the rumors, pull the gang, 心 角The style of habits, colleagues and colleagues smile, but they have been crowded with each other, and they are responsible, and they have lost their colleagues. The whole company's operating status is abrupt, the internal consumption is constant, the efficiency is low, the communication is not smooth, the fat cat boss is high, surrounded by the middle managers of Ah, there is no knowledge of the internally deep hidden dangers. The loyalty, all the dogs are just reporting not to report, I am just a low level of stupid, why have you been? Ok, okay, the idiot's ear is buried in countless work lists, and thinking about it while suffering: Since I have no background, there is nothing to rely on the mountain, then I don't have any ambition. As long as you can have a poor, you only want to eat warm, Xiaofu is safe, and there is no dispute or contradiction with any colleague, and do not challenge the authority of the trog manager. Let them go to the mutual rolling, I will put it work, just do a good job, work always have a stupid. As long as I have done a stupid duty, I don't introduce to any private party struggle in the animal workplace, I am worthy of the salary of my own conscience and boss.
The status of the idiot ear is rushed to the lowermost layer in the office, because he came the latest, even the mouse dared to say three four four. That day, a department meeting was held to discuss the planning problem of a project. This project is about the event of the Ten Ceremony of the Fat cat. The japanese dog manager is thinking, and finally pondering a idea. On the day of the celebration, please design the company to make a huge fat cat model, from 200 The company's employees carry the city.
This idea, the hustle, the hustle, the horses who are eager to slap the cat, and don't say that this meaningless thing, the fat cat is not allowed, even if the fat cat is allowed, according to the trog manager The model materials and weight are priced, I am afraid that two hundred dogs can carry it, and they may need to take two hundred trucks to pull.
It is such a ridiculous idea, and the tricks actually take it from the department meeting. This can be seen that the leadership capability of the trog manager is very bad. However, the pointed ear is a stupid, so there is no view of his views at all.
As usual, at the meeting, the Bison has committed catcher and publicly hitting the japanese dog leader. Although he is a bison, he also seen the ridiculous place of this project like a scorpion. He is a non-poligatic manager to take a table: "Who wants to come out? Is it too embarty? How many building materials do you have to calculate? Do you know this model is built? Ton? Are you not? You don't think this, so I only said that you are idiot. Look, you still don't accept the gas, idiot is idiot, there is anything uncomfortable. "
The pupil is not resoned to support the japanese dog manager, saying: "Bison, manager puts forward such suggestions, nothing more than throwing bricks, who will not say? There is a matter, you want a better point."
"I love I don't want to do it, do you give me?" The buffalo will not put the stupid pig in the eyes. But when he said this sentence, the trog manager immediately sinked his face: "Bison, what is your words? We take the salary, sit in the office, just want to do it, if you don't want to do it If I can reflect the old man with the fat cat. "The dog manager took the fat cat to take the wild cow, and suddenly put the wilderness of the cat. Unexpectedly, in this holiday eye, the hedgehog that is never hopped suddenly, jumping up with the stabbed tricks of the body, and the Bison stand in the same camp against the trog manager.
The hedgeho said: "I think this idea is not good, it is not good at all, because the nuronstair has made a celebration last year, it is a Xiao Xiang model of their boss numet, other dogs have been made, we will With the study, even if it is done, I am afraid the boss is not satisfied. "
The japanese dog manager is angry: "I didn't say that I have to figure the model of the owner of the cat. I just think that everyone will discuss it. The boss is satisfied, but also to see our discussion results."
In this hardcore, the Bison is helping the hedgehog, has already stabilized the foot, immediately refuted: "Since you want to discuss, don't bring anything to come in, you take an off-the-shelf plan, you can't put it anymore, you don't want everyone to discuss what ? Simply do this, let the stupid pigs have completed themselves. "
The wild cattle is rushing, the hedgehog is tiered, the juggage manager and the stupid pig are refuted. Under the helpless, the trog manager had to call the army: "Fox, say you say your opinion."
"Oh, my opinion?" Sir-slip fox blinked small eyes: "I think, the japanese dog manager's plan, the construction opinion commented on the bison hedgehog, it is really important for us." A project should be successful, inseparable from a team close to work, our team can reach such a rare consensus, is a good start, with a good start, means successful, a hundred miles 90, for the mountain nine, uncomfortable, not accumulated, no river, no way to walk, no thousands of miles, thousands of miles, start, thank you, I am finished. "
The fox's words are very reasonable, four flat and eight stable, but the trog manager listened to half, and didn't understand what he meant. Brought hard, suddenly saw the idiot's ear, and suddenly the eyes bright: "You see you, how do we forget the big master, this dog, we are the most appreciated dogs, pointed ear, saying that you can."
The ear of the ear is brave, and he must speak now. If he doesn't say anything, he will never release the day. He hit a rose, saying: "My thoughts are like this, the model is definitely to do, but it is not necessary to make a model of fat cat, we can engage in a model of a fat cat building ..."
"It's okay, do you understand?" At this time, the fox suddenly interrupted the pointed ear, grabbed it: "I repeat my suggestion, engage in a fat cat building model, because the Fat cat building is right It is easy to design the risk to minimize the risk. Moreover, this program will also be supported by the owner of the Fat cat. "
"Well, good, good," The dog manager heard two eyes: "Or fox, your guy is smart, this idea, the bison he can't think of it." The Bison snorted, looked at the ear, did not speak.
The pointed ears have to be blown up, they actually publicly robbed his thoughts, which was too much. When he stood up, he just said that the mice never speaking at the meeting were suddenly jumped out: "Tip ear, you sit down, you are just a stupid, what do you know? If you understand this, you have to understand this Things, I have already evolved into a dog. "
If the mouse is like a stone that is suddenly lost by the boy of the road, I suddenly squat on the brain of the pointed ears.
Yeah, he shouted loudly in his heart, I am obviously a dog, but how can evolve become a donkey? In this evolutionary process, which one is from the knead?
7) When the ear of the ear, it is necessary to evolve when he is unsolicited, and the master's scientific point of the business department has entered the business department, but the evolution of the dog is a bison.
That is to say, he became a naughty and trick, and did not accept the employee of the competent management.
It is convinced that this is determined to be the original intestine, like a pointed ear, he is also eager to evolve towards the dog, according to the teacher taught in the school, after he goes to work, obey the leadership of the supervisor's hyena, carefully complete the supervisor His task. In theory, this is evolving to the correct way to dogs, but during this evolutionary process, the mutation of the species is caused by the interference of the main manise, and the evolution of the spot is deviated from the direction.
Mutation occurs in this way. After a few months of the spot, I found that the business department of the business department lacks management capabilities, and the business process is confused, so he tested a customer relationship management program to manage all the company's customers systematically managed. This work spent a long time, adding a lot of classes, and after the program can run smoothly, he is comfortable to rest on the chair and appreciate his own results, then stand up and go to the bathroom.
When he came back, just saw the Hyena director holding a floppy disk. He was open from his own case. The spot did not think much, and continued to sit before the computer debugging procedure.
At the next day, the Hyena supervisor suddenly called all the dog members of the business department, and the spots were hurried to take their own notebooks, walked into the meeting room, sit down and listened to the director of the dog. However, the man's supervisor said to him: "Spot, today you will don't participate, answer in the office, everyone will come to meet, what do you do if you don't have a dog when you call?"
The supervisor told it down, and the spot is only awkward, and the gray is returned to the office, picking up the phone call.
After half an hour, the meeting was scattered, everyone came out of the conference room and returned to his seat. At this time, a colleague was told, wrap around the spotted seat, when he did not pay attention, the skunk quietly asked: "Spot, I remember that you have also developed a customer relationship management software. "The spot replied:" Yeah, now the software is still a little problem, and then adjust the debugging. "Skunk came over, meaning the deep and long said:" You have touched me to see. " The program is coming out to give the skunk, and the skunk is unable to say that the mouth is not awkward: "Hey, you will go to the Hyena Supervisor to see it."
The spot is inexplicably wiped to the executive office. It is showing his procedure on the computer screen of iggy. His mind is in front of him. He was robbed and was robbed!
At this time, the supervisor of the hyena came in and found that the spotted stood before his computer, he was tight, hurriedly drinked: "Spots, who let you enter my office?"
The spotted angry rushing back, slamming the collar of the Dog Supervision: "You don't have a thief, actually secretly copy my procedure, 呸!"
The hyena said: "You said, what evidence shows that this program is yours, this is clearly my own,"
"Well, since you dare to say that the program is your own, you dare not call the source code?" Pointing the nose of the hyena, whispering the spot.
"I want to come out to show you? Do you have any rights to check my work?" The hyena compensation is strong.
"Okay, good," The spot is angry, shaking: "Hyenge, you are shameful, don't think that I am a good bully, today I must fight for one with you!" After finishing, he angrily turned down Walking towards the owner of the Fat Cat.
The owner of the fat cat is not, only the piglets of the pigs are open, the depth of pigs is open, with a few executives, and the executives of the horse are embossed. I heard the spotted knocking, said: "Come in." The spotted went in: "The pig is always, I have to reflect one situation with you."
"Reflections?" Piglo blinked. This dupid guy, he followed the fat cat boss for more than ten years, and he had been Qingyun straight in the official operation. Although he was still a fat pig, he saw too much, and a spotted face knew things. When I came home, I immediately used a "push" word to say: "What is the situation you reflected in me? There is a problem, go to your supervisor."
"But I said it is my supervisor." The spot is called: "He stole my labor results, I have compiled a customer relationship management software for the company, but he was stealing."
"Is there such a thing? This is too unlikely." The pig is a shock expression on the face.
"Yes," said "The spotted angries:" The pig is always, as a employee in the company, who is doing it is not important, as long as it is good for the company, even if you work my work in a hobe On, I will not have any opinions. However, why should he not steal. "
The spots feel that he is already facing, it has maintained the interests of the company, but also stunned his grievances, saying that the confidence is waiting for the pig Luo to host the fair. I have never thought that pigs have asked such a question:
"Even if he stole your compilation, how do you know?"
I am a little bit, and the next consciousness knows that he can't sell the skunk, it will be said: "I am inadvertently into the office of the hyena, I found it."
The expression of pigs is immediately excited: "When you go in, is the hyena in the office?"
The spot feels a little bad, but still does not realize that the purpose of the pig is asking this question, he replied: "At that time, he didn't, after I entered ..."
"Okay," pigs suddenly gradually smeared: "The supervisor is not in the office, you can't go in the chaos, is it?"
I stayed with a lot: "I have not turned over, I just ..."
Pig Roy once again interrupted him: "I just ask you, why do you enter the supervisor's room when the competent man is not in the office. Skunk told me that the hyena stole my procedure, I have confirmed in his office. In fact, the skunk is correct, the hyena gets the procedure in front of the fat cat, it is the process I just prepared. "
"Hahaha," pigs laughed in the sky, those who stood next to the smiles of charming: "It turned out to be such a thing, how do you stupid to this level, even a skunk? Listening? You don't know if the guy is the dog is so suspicious? When you talk, you will be fart, odor smoked day, hahaha. "
"The pig is always, but this is true!" The spot is waiting to explain, but the pig is only disdainful to him: "Go, you, you have this kind of animal, I have more time, when I work There is no matter what the book is, a few times when you are giving honor, the company is because of your animal, it is always good to go. "
After this thing, the relationship between the prototype and the supervisor of the hyena became the water and fire, he would never cost to obey the instruction from the hyena, and the hyena is more looking for a chance to find a chance. Prototrophic evolution is the possibility of a dog completely does not exist. But because he has a strong ability to work, it will eventually evolve into a skunk as expected to expect to 鬣 dog, but evil into a barbarium.
8) Pointer ear note:
At evolutionary ways, the supervisor is your first obstacle.
If you have the ability, he will force you to evolve into a stupid, but it is unset to get the idiot who will be rewarded. If you refuse to evolve into a stupid, you will evolve into a bison.
Stupid: obeying employees who have worked hard
Bison: Employee with capable but refused
9) A unexpected thing happened.
After the importance of evolution into a bison, the business department rushed into the business department, and made a rush to the hyena. The sturdy is big. It faces the spots of the spots. The prostitute of the voters will evolve rapidly into a turtle. Effectiveness. The scorpion has persuaded the spot twice, let him not risk, this way, it is only afraid that the spot will be very miserable. However, the spotted spots can't hear his advice - if he can listen, he is not a wilderness.
Under the helpless, the pointed ears are just like, and they have evolved the doctoral dogs to the idiot. However, at this time, the doctoral dog suddenly received a notice of the Dog Resources Department and he was dismissed.
This news is like a terrible thunder, and the scorpion ear is dropped on the seat.
The pointed ear has always believed that the status of the idiot should be very stable, no company does not welcome those dogs that are worn. This truth, from the puppy dog mother tells him this way, the teachers say this after entering the hunting university. It is also such a writing in the streets that are unclear.
All the dogs said to him: do a stupid, fight hard, work hard work, and the world has fair, paying always returns. One point sweat, one point harvest. The dog's eyes are bright, and there is a scales in the dog.
It is based on such an idea, so the pointed ear and the embarrassment have chosen the fool of the evolutionary road. Since these days, the pointed ears have been hanging a heart for the wild cow, and the executive of the hyena will start with the spot. But I didn't think of it. The spot is safe. Every day, I am happy to play CS, PK my comrades, and I earn it after I earn the equipment and then sell, actually I have got a lot of faster. The diligent doctor's doctor is hired. Scorpio, how will things like this?
"Why is this? Why?" After get off work, the pointed ears and hooks, come to Wow, Wow, I have a heart, but I'm just a strong question: "What are they dismissed you?" "
"I don't know," I don't think I really don't know. After all, I have no background, I don't have a background, I don't know how to shoot horses, just eat, how can I know this kind of thing? "
It's really don't know, this is almost all my stupid, and the performance is common. They have a hateful hate the wind of the animal workplace, keeping complaining that the boss is incompetent, the dog is only relative, and I love to listen to the small report, but I ignore the hardship and contribution of idiots. If these reasons are not found, they will make the unacceptable experience of the unacceptable supervisor, complaining that they become victims of conspiracy tricks. In short, the responsibility is on the dog, and the idiot is not wrong.
"There are always some reason?" The same is the stupid, the hiring, the scorpion is deeply painful, so he asked him.
"I think this is the key to the problem." The spotted is now evolved into a majestic bury, he shakes the two horns on the head, look at it, "You are a stupid, while the president needs Is a dog, this is the reason you have cleared out. "
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"Do you really think?" The ear is curious.
"Do you still have anything possible?" Hey, an angry, he asked the ear.
10) Tip ear note:
There is a very popular error point of view, think the idiot is the most favorite animal of the supervisor and the boss. They do not have obvious aggressiveness. They will not threaten the status of the supervisor and the boss, but they have hard work, they will be able to have a hard work, and they are worn. Therefore, it is popular in the workplace.
Almost all the workplace taught manuals are tell us this, however, the fact is not the case.
The real reality is that the survival space in the workplace has been squeezed to the same point, and they tend to be cleared out in the first time. This is determined by the following reasons:
The truth of the animal workplace is constantly unaffected is that the work value of the same labor is not equivalent.
The work in the animal workplace is divided into four types:
The first one: the face is alive, or it can be called image engineering.
Just pay very little labor and minimal price, you can make everyone satisfied with everyone including the boss, including: boss or supervisor, doing the work under the boss or supervisor, And there is not much effort to bring a vigorous effect. This kind of work is generally the supervisor, or the stupid pig gives an obedience, the fox can be stained with his own sin, but the idiot is not a bit, because they are too busy.
The second: daily work.
These lives can be made, and they don't matter, they don't have to do it. It is useless to do it, but the workload is big, the trivial is heavy, it is endless, so the idiot is mainly used to do these work. This meaningless work is more, and it will not bring slightly benefits for idiom yourself. This has led to the lowest value of idiots, and even if you don't do anything, you don't have a mouse and skunk - they At least you can not do it, but the more you do, the more mistakes. Third type: garbage work.
This kind of work exists, such as dealing with hard-wrapped customers, report bad news to the boss, and present the boss's problem that the boss does not solve, and so on. Usually, everyone avoids these garbage, but if things are in the head, they must have a dog to do it, then they can only be a stupid. Because the idiot doesn't have the mind, I can't tell the garbage work, and the idiot also develops the habit of work, and it will habitually put the garbage work next. In the end, he also became a garbage staff.
The fourth type: trap work.
The disadvantage of this work is more terrible than garbage, no matter how big your own business, once you let this work, I will die very ugly. These tasks include: The foregoing spots, the exclusive boss issued the unfinished task to the department. Warning again, this kind of work is going to brighten eight hundred red lights in your brain, don't touch it.
Animal Workplace Safety Area:
Green Light Zone: Image Engineering, Pingdian Road
Yellow Light Zone: Daily work, no deception, but no dismissal
Red light district: garbage, dangerous, engaged in this kind of work, will fall as garbage employees
Death area: trap work, extreme danger, once encountered, escape
List of practical indicator system: (not on, huh)
Chapter 2: The end of the Bison
1) It has been over time, and the scorpion has not appeared. The jaffder dog is not angry, and the hand has a thick and a stacked work single standing before the pointers: "How is this? How is this? Come to learn later with the wilderness, how is it? If he is doing this, I really don't really don't really talk to his boss."
The hedgehog was listening to it, and the disdain snorted: "People are big master, of course, I have to take it."
The barger dog manager white hedgehog is a eye: "What happened to the master? Doctoral does not have the ability, the company is still the same, the president is the happening, isn't it to give the company to stir-fry? I look at this pointer, it is really a bit. Do not learn to learn. "
I am talking about, I will see the figure of the ear. The bar dog manager is rushing to: "Tip ear, you can be the first time."
In the tone of the trog manager, with obvious warnings and advisions. After he said, he paused it, waiting for the scorpion to give him an explanation. In general, the interpretation of the idiot is always unchanged: the manager, I have a high fever, I have no rest last night. Or: Manager, I just lost the liquid from the hospital. For these 七 八 糟 理, the trog manager has long been tired, but he is still tolerate to give a chance such a pointed ear.
But what I can't think of it, the pointed ear said, a sentence that made the trog manager was shocked.
The pointed ear said: "Is it late? What is wrong with late? Who can't have something?"
The japanese dog manager can't believe his ears. When a honesty, the idiot of a honestly dare to talk to him, which is too much to make the dog can't believe it. The anger is rising, the japanese dog manager is screaming: "What do you say, pointed ears? This is the company, not a big store, you want to come, want to go!" The ear is not careless. The two suddenly shortened my ears: "I am so big, I don't know, I still have to talk nonsense with me?"
"You ... you ..." The dog manager is caught in the yin and yang of the ear, and the animals such as the fox hedgehog will look at the dog face, and they will sink the dog face, say the sound: "Pointed ears, you Come with me in the office. "
The pointed ears are still the idology that is full, followed by the japanese dog manager, the barger dog manager put the door, first carefully read the pointed ear, the face of the face, the face: "Pointed ears, you are this What do you mean? Is it comment on me? "
"Can I have any opinions on you?" The ear is told: "I have comments on myself."
The trog manager understands: "You talk so much, or have comments on me. In the end, you have some opinions, you will say it directly."
The pointed ear frowned, it seems to be in hesitating. For a long time, he said slowly: "Manager, if you say it, do you guarantee not angry?"
The lungs of the trog manager are so angry, but he still endures the fire and says: "You said, I am not angry."
"Since you are not angry, then I really said." The ear walked to the sofa and sat down, squatting the Erlang Leg: "After the manager, I have been so long, I have never let you down, I think I think Let's consider giving me a burden. "
"You didn't let me down?" The dog manager couldn't help again, and the angry jumped up, and he called: "You didn't let me down to thoroughly lose your confidence, your work is made. How? Your heart is not a number? Do you have to add a burden? Well, I have a job, you don't just look at a mouth, you will do it, you do it! "
The sharp ear is surprised to look at the trog manager: "Manager, how do you send such a big fire? I just discussed the question of work, you can't hear it in this kind of saying, then I But there is nothing to say. "
"Okay, ok." The dog manager smiled at breath: "Taround, you said, I listen."
"In fact, I have already said very well," said the ear controlled the situation, and said: "It is very simple, like these simple and repeated work, give it to the fox hedgehog them. Let's do it, do your actual work, dont you agree?"
"Less to me, we are we," The dog manager has no goodness to reprimand: "What do you say? What job is not practical?"
The pointed ears replied: "Of course, it is the most concerned about the old matter, like these daily affairs, tell the truth, the manager, I have no regrets to help you do so long, this is almost the same. ? "
"What is almost? I am far away!" The manager of the jaeng is so angry with the smoking.
"You look at you, you," said with the paw to point at the dog manager, the pointed ears said: "Just said that you are not angry, now you have a good luck." Tash dog manager Wratind, one finger entrance: "You give me out!"
The pointed ears have made a ghost face: "Well, the manager you will eliminate the gap, wait for you to calm down, let's talk slowly." After saying, he lifted his ass, the big model was out. Looking at his back, the dog manager helplessly:
"My day, a bison is already enough to let me suffer, here again."
Indeed, the ear is suddenly committed, from an obedient idiots suddenly reverse into a bison, which makes the japanese dog manager. The trick manager did not know that the sharp ear is because of the stimuli of the idiot, suddenly reversal into a bison. Since my idiot is always used to do garbage jobs, if he is so stupid to do it, it will fall into garbage staff sooner or later, and it is cleaned up with it.
Sitting on the chair, looking at the thick and a stack of work orders, the more you want to get angry, the more you want to stand up, stand up and run the Okuma Old General, ready to report to the fat cat boss . But when he ran to the door of the Food Cat, he suddenly hesitated.
This matter, as a departmental manager, the bar is really not good to say to the Fat cat, if he said, what would always think? The department manager can't manage his employees, this is clear that his trog manager does not have enough leadership and authority! The fat cat will not blame the ear, maybe it will take the tricks on a meal.
After thinking about it, the trog manager ran back, after the pointed ear of the case, he rushed to play the pointed ear of playing games, meaning:
You are over, and you have always known your things.
Then the trick manager entered the office, closed the door, and made it again.
2) Tip ear note: supervisor management skills and employees survive
Key words:
l Food Chain: A group of organisms that live in the same environment, which is not based on other creatures, and is a group of organisms directly connected to other creatures, this kind of food, referred to as a food chain.
l Workplace Biometin: Calling with colleagues in the same workplace or environment, and cooperation between each other, in accordance with their different levels on the workplace biological chain, share their energy cooperation - salary and bonus income.
All animals in the workplace are all in this food chain, and the position and survival status they have are as follows:
Food chain top: Fox, stupid pig: in the top of the food chain, very stable.
The second floor of the food chain, Bison: under the stupid pig and the fox, unstable.
Food Chain Layer 3: Stupid: Their status surface looks higher than the hedgehog and mouse, but it is extremely unstable.
Food chain low layer: mouse and hedgehog, unstable.
The reason why the idle is not worth it is because most of their work is worthless. This is because the company has to provide a large number of meaningless work to make the idiot. If there is no such garbage, the idiot doesn't have any need to stay in the company.
Work is just a stupid reward, stupid, reality, and should have no regrets.
In the same way, when the work has lost a mistake, there is a need to be responsible for animals. Another situation is that the business operations have errors, and there is an animal to pay for this error. However, escaping responsibility is an animal's nature, and more often the role of animals in the organization is large, and it is not able to punish too much, which requires elective lambs to maintain the order and rules within the organization system. When you need a lamb, the role in the organization and the most promising member of the organization will be elected. Theoretically, the rat is the most likely to be selected, but because the mouse hedgehog works less work, it is difficult to push to them. More times, it is a small stupid bonus to the organization to assume a criminal lady.
The conditions of the food chain become the case of the lamb (the picture can't be sealed, huh, huh)
Another situation is that the grassroots animals are responsible for the business mistakes of the executives, which has become a workplace practice, and the animals that are free to the end of the food chain are inevitable.
3) Sudden evolution became a bison, making the ear earn a pleasant pleasure.
Now he doesn't have to worry about the hand of the gossip to him. There are two uncomfortable bison in the department, let the dog manager hurt the brain. Of course, the japanese dog manager will never sit down that the two bison will destroy the order in the department, and he is biting his teeth. It is conceivable that the trog manager is the supervisor of the right to hold the right, and his counterattack will make the ear to repent the wrong behavior.
But before the admission of the trick manager, the pointed ear is alive, but the dog in the bones, happiness is to be intoxicated, and I don't know how the cloud. Especially in the state of psychic hanging, he waited for the Dog Resource Department to send him a dismision, but he finally rejected the discovery, for his rebellion, from an obedience Stupidity has become a bison's thing, the most painful is the supervisor.
The bar dog can't let any of the dog in the company nor to be alone. He must fight the teeth to the belly, pretending everything in the outside. It is mastered.
In this way, the sharp ear understand why the bison can be so free, in fact, the supervisor does not dare to face the existence of a wild cattle.
This one found that the ear is not easy.
When he became a bison, he is equal to a problem for the trog manager. He must try to digest this. The ear is to see, anyway, he has already broken the boat. What is the panacea of the japanese dog manager, can solve him with a knife.
The trog manager began to make public opinion in the company: "Pointer ears? He? Is it the ability? Then you can really look wrong, a bison!" Or: "Hey, this sharp ear, I don't know what the boss, actually So, what you can't trick, don't work, don't make a top two, like this kind of bison, you have to take it out. "
As soon as this kind of saying, as long as there is a chance, I have repeatedly repeated it again. For a long time, more and more people know that the scorpion is a bison, and when I have something to deal with him, I tried to carefully Hearing him, I am afraid that I am tired to myself.
And the mutation of the pointed ear is not known, except for the trog manager, the other is a bison. Bison has been accustomed to treating the office as a bullfield, fighting with the trog manager. However, suddenly, the balanced situation was disrupted, and there were more bison in the venue, and the bison was not allowed to grasp what this thing means.
The scorpion is fierce, in fact, in the heart, in the heart, it is also in the top eight, and it is impossible to continue to develop.
Now the trog manager is woven with the net, intended to attract him into the hub. Of course, he will not sit in, and decide to start from the upper floor. If he is only based on the bottom-up struggle, if he does not smash the owner, the japanese dog manager can use the paws. The power is easily eliminated. Therefore, he must take the initiative to attack his contradiction between his and the trog manager to the concept of the concept of the company, only this is the power of the self-policy. He walked four cow hoofs, and the big model walked to the owner of the fat cat, and he felt funny. When he was a stupid, he was a stupid boring, it would never set up this thoughtfulness to see the owner of the fat cat. He shakes the door to the fat cat to knock on the door, hear the sound of the fat cat "coming in", and push the door to go in.
Like usually, the owner of the Food Cat is squeezed with a group of competent employees, holding various documents and programs in his hand, waiting for the fat cat sign or report. Seeing the scorpion, the fat cat is slightly angry, looking at him: "Is there?"
This situation is a little unexpected, he hesitated, saying: "Head, some work, I want to talk to you, I don't know when you have time."
The fat cat brow wrinkled, and said with a clear tone: "I just came back, I have to go immediately." He has already checked a reimbursement document of a supervisor, and signed it on it. Words, eyebrows don't lift it: "What is the thing?"
The pointed ear is intended to say that there is nothing to say, but when many director, I am afraid to say that I have passed into the ear, I have to say: "It is about the company's tenth anniversary celebration." Fertilizer The cat is always listened, and immediately lifted a fatty cat paw, refers to the wall: "The pig is always looking for the deputy director of you, don't look for me."
The pointed ear hurriedly nodded, turned to go out, go to the front of the vice pig 罗, raise his hand, open a seam, just watching pigs, looking up, looking up, snoring, sleeping . The door sounded, and the pig rose quickly woke up. This is the habit of raising the pigs in the early years. His pigs do the most love to be lazy. If you want to catch the fat cat, you have to fall asleep. It's fast, but it will wake up a little bit.
He opened his eyes and saw the pointed ear of the probe. He was unhappy to make his long mouth: "It's you, pointed ear, come in, come in, I am looking for you to talk."
The pointed ear is going in, and I sit on the couch: "What is the pig, what?"
Pig 罗 罗,, first took a feed tank, slammed into the gas, then put down the pig's food tank, "I have been coming for so long, how do you feel?"
The pointed ears took the opportunity: "The pig is always, I am not looking for you."
"Well," the pig is in the spirit: "Talk, say."
"Our company, can't go on, the efficiency is too low," the scorpion has opened the mouth, and it is still complaining that the pig is suddenly unhappy, put the pig food tank and get up towards the table. I'm thinking about:
"Pointer, not what I said, you do these master's doctoral dogs, it's really low, don't come, I only know that I will pick three picks, I can tell you, pointed, pointed, you, if you go on like this If you, you are the next awkward. "The ear is blinking, knowing the wrong words, I don't know how to discern it, I only listen to the pig Roope:" As you look like the dog, the company came forward before I don't know how much, when I have just opened ten years ago, how many abilities have a strong powerful employee under the fat claws at that time? I tell you, there is a monkey, sheep, there is a fox, and the monkey is mentioned. The department manager, but finally, it was always opened by the fat cat, leaving me one. Do you know why? "
"Why?" The ear is more curious about this problem.
"Because I never complained, I didn't make a complaint, don't pick it up!" Pig Roy slammed a table, and even believe that he trust himself.
Piglo is blowing in the letter, suddenly the wild cow splashes knocked the door, gone in: "Oh, the ear is also? Just, the pig, the management of the company's marketer, the pig has always said, I I went back and thought about it. I have a new idea, I want to talk to you. "
Hey, the sharp ear is ambiguous. It turns out that there is such a good thing. You don't need to do actual work. As long as you have a letter every day and old bubble, you will blow the cow, Yunshan fog is okay, how did you not think about it?
4) The most unpleasant feature of the politics in the workplace is that in the final distribution link, the ability and level is just the least important, many losers are not abandoned because of their lack of work ability. On the contrary, those mediocrity can be positionally stable, smooth sailing, this mystery, hidden in the political struggle rules of the workplace.
Stupid pigs and foxes are almost everywhere, they don't have practical work talents, the performance mediocrity is in the uppermost end of the workplace food chain. Therefore, in a workplace, the status is the most stable, the least impact is the most close to the person who is close to the supervisor or boss.
Relatively speaking, animals like a hierarchy of a bison, the status is the most unstable, and if you encounter strong competent supervisors, you will use all kinds of ways to differentiate them, and disintegrate them and press them. If you encounter a mediocre supervisor, that is, it is their chance, and it is also possible to be their Waterloo. The key to see if they have a clear political mind, whether there is courage to fight with unmanned compensation.
Investigate this level of dogs, must be started from the overall situation of the entire company, but can not be in a department, may suppress their unobstructed supervisors, but the boss of a higher layer is used to involve the master's chess pieces, if In this case, then, no matter how the bull is fighting, it is no good.
Tough-to-face, is the most helpless, most tragistic animal. There is nothing to say in the duty field, only the benefits of the knife. If the idiot is trying to change his situation, the consequences may be unexpected.
The hedgehog and mouse in the lowest end of the food chain, their self-insurance policy is to do the greatest effort, change the impression of our own committee as soon as possible, otherwise, no one will save them.
5) After working in the morning, the pointed ear did not pay attention to the dog manager who bite his teeth, and he didn't care about the deputy general office of pigs. At this time, the wild cow spots have arrived, and there are several bursts of other departments. This group of buffers are gathered around the pigs, and they are full of scorpion, and the seven mouths are struggling and speaking: the first spot is the first I took the head, I was afraid that other bison interrupted him, and I said that I said: "The idea that pigs you said on that day is really good. The business department is the source of company's profits, and if you let the hyena let go, then The consequences are too terrible. We will have to drink northwest wind in the future. If it is in the interest of the pig, the marketing department and the business part, the company's marketing dog members are managed by the pigs, the market department is responsible for the market development. If so, the company's performance will naturally go. "
The scorpion is too late, the spot is really too lossed, the soldiers will win the truth of the hyena, but he also knows that there is a pig 罗 被 说 得 得 得 得 得 得 得 是 是 是 是Also pass. However, this is indeed a chance, the spot can be caught, why can't he have a pointed ear? So he also took it over, and he said:
"The pig is always your suggestion, it is so good. There is a strategic promotion department, you see that the dog manager gave it, chaos a group, publicity and publicity, the plan is unsuccessful, it is already serious Drahed the company's hind legs, you should follow the pigs in the sky, and divide the planning department from the strategic promotion department. The strategic promotion department is responsible for the company's strategic plan, the planning department is responsible for publicity and planning, responsibility The dog division is clear, so this is good. "
The pig is pretending to listen carefully and keeps the head. Also thought that the main purpose of the spot and pointed ear, it is really effective for the company's competent power, really thinking about the company.
More than two months, the two-headed bison of the scorpion and pointed ears found the most wonderful snacks, it is the big talk of the company's reform in the office of the piglets, and the pig 罗 cares about the company. In short, it is to be serious, but don't do specific work, and put their departmental manager is angry, and they will not work.
Since these days, the pointers have gradually discovered that the company's upper floor, the pig 罗 罗 业 业 业 总 总 总 总 总 总 总 总 总 总 总 总 总 总 总 总 总 总 总 总 总 总 总 总 总 总 总 总 总 总 总 总 总 总 总 总 总 总 总 总 总 总 总 总 总 总 总 总 总Hippo power.
There are also a group of wild cows, which have made the hearts of the Gangdang Horse. It is obvious that they regard the ear and the spotted spots as the heart of pigs. The two sides dismantled each other in the work, and they often have a lot of things.
At this time, the bugs are smoking and drinking tea, surrounded by pigs, and suddenly the door is ringing. The hyena has come in: "The pig is always, I am busy?" I nodded with the spot. "The pig nodded." I said: "Fast, don't make a mistake." The spotted spokes, standing, walking out after the horses: "What is it, I can't see me, is it busy?"
Hyena has to bear anger, saying: "Protecting, now our business department, you are idle, can you wipe it?"
I am eye-catching: "What to do, you are clear."
The long sucking of the hyena, avoiding it, it is really screaming because of anger, this is really a noisy, the spot is not afraid of boiling water, his hyena will give another dog. The subordinates can't control the impression. Just wait for the fire in my heart: "The spot, R & D department came to two investigators, to conduct a research on the market, you took them to a circle." The spotted said: "They are all so big dogs, I can't walk myself. How is it? Do you have to bring them? "
Hyenagurizes 2 eyes pain: "Spot, I talk, isn't it?"
The spotted eyeballs turned, and the heart thought this is absolutely unacceptable. As long as one leaves the company, leave the pig 罗, then the hyena said three four four in front of the bosses, and he even an excused room is not. I immediately said: "Hey, don't say, I can't go."
"You must go." The hyena has been tone: "Our department is now free."
"There is something in my family." The spot is put out of a blush look: "My relative buffalo is in the countryside, and he is too long to dye in the water, and I really can't walk these days. open."
The hyena is biting his teeth: "Then you look hard, anyway, I have sent you the work to you, can you do it, follow you."
I am screaming in the bull's eye, looking at the hyena: "The skunk of our department is not idle, let him go?"
Hyena bruises: "Then you have said with the fat cat, I am right to send you anyway." After finishing, he turned his head and walked. The spot is standing for a long time. It also tries to figure out what it means. It is quietly called the ear, not waiting to get off work, two people slip to Wowwell restaurants, sit down and say it over again, Let the scorpion will be detained for him.
Two wild cattle heads, corners, unhappy chewing grass, thinking about half, pointed ear, taking hooves, tapping a table: "No matter what to say, you must not go."
"Why?" On the dog love world, the scorpion is very clear, so the spot is very clear, so the spot is very humble and accepts his advice: "I just see the guy that is not pleasing to the eye, so I don't promise him, but I should not go, I really say it is unclear. "
"You can't go, you can't go." The scorpion repeated: "Because, this is a garbage job."
"What is the garbage job?" I asked strange.
"Garbage work is that you don't have any benefits, but also dirty." The scorpion is explained to the spot: "You see, the vice president of the hippo, which is responsible for research and development, the deputy director of our pigs, the might of fighting For several years. As long as it is the work decided by Huma, the pig's deputy general must be touched, not let him do well. In turn, the company's business department and the strategic propulsion department will be related to R & D technology. I will definitely take a pot. "
In the mouth, the pointed, the pointed ear, the sharp continued: "I think you, this work, if you pick it up, with the R & D department, if you do it, the pig Can always spare you? If you don't do it, you can give you a good rest with you. "
The spots listened, suddenly realized, take the hoof and tap the table: "I know that the son of the hyena is not good, it is true."
Listening to the scream of the scream, there is a terrible premonble in the heart of the ear, the hyena is good, the trick is also the departmental level, holding a real power in the hands, herself and the hard top, long, I am afraid of the consequences Worry. 6) Tip ear note:
Ten of garbage work:
Any company has a large amount of garbage jobs. These work is mixed in urgent work, and there is no benefit to the enterprise, sometimes even affect the development of the company. Despite this, we are still difficult to distinguish between garbage work and true sense, and even more experienced management people cannot assess the practical significance of these garbage for enterprises.
Garbage is sometimes based on an unrealistic thought based on the highest management of the company. It is based on a unrealistic thought based on the executive, but more, these garbage work is based on the supervisor. The idea is produced.
In general, these garbage works are as follows:
The amount of garbage produced based on the highest manager is about 10%.
The amount of garbage generated by the senior thread is about 20%.
The amount of garbage generated based on the head of the supervisor is about 60%.
10% of the garbage work generated by employee's thoughts
The amount of garbage produced by the grassroots supervisor is high because the base leader is the least resource, and the information obtained is also least. In order to prevent executive executives, they are dissatisfied with their work conditions, they do as much as possible. The actual situation is that the executives work on the supervisor in the department, only about 30% of them, and the other 70% of the work can be made without the development of the company. But the supervisor still does not dare to drop lightly, and it is necessary to pay 100% efforts to work with garbage.
Employees are worried about their status or fried squid, and will also take the initiative to join in, producing a certain amount of garbage job to prove its existence value.
President, executive, and supervisor production list (omitted):
In the department, the garbage work is mainly stupid. Stupid garbage is much more, naturally, it has become garbage employees.
There is even a universal phenomenon, because the existence of work, the competent "creation" has a desire to meet the stupid work.
Analysis of whether your work is garbage, there are ten standards:
Ten standards for garbage work
Serial number feature
1 No specific intended time 2 No specific process arrangement 3 No clear completion time 4 No clear workload
5 No specific quality assessment indicator 6 No reward, or punishment measures 7 closed, complete
8 Responsible executives unknown 9 responsible executives too much
10 can always make the way for other work
As long as there are more than three of the top ten characteristics, it is close to the scope of garbage. With more than five of the above ten characteristics, it can be determined as garbage. For the supervisor, these work have not been involved in the overall situation, and the employee will not be able to make too much punishment.
As long as there are more than three of the top ten characteristics, it is close to the scope of garbage. With more than five of the above ten characteristics, it can be determined as garbage. For the supervisor, these work have not been involved in the overall situation, and the employee will not be able to make too much punishment.
The true ability or wisdom of employees is not in how much specific work, but to avoid these garbage, put energy into the truly meaningful work.
7) The company is like this:
The highest level of fat cats, and the highest rostrum will run around.
The deputy of the second floor: the deputy general of pig Luo and the deputy general of Hippo, the power of the martial arts
The third level is the supervisor represented by the trog manager and the hyena: they also divided into several types, but also to get the old hen-owned supervisor supported by the department employee, and the bald maniferer with charming. Have a championship with the upper and lower relationships, but there is no upper and lower relationships. The fourth layer is an ordinary employee, as mentioned earlier, these ordinary employees are divided into several levels in the eyes of the supervisor.
Animal workplace food chain map:
This calculates this, the company is at least the level of nine hierarchies from top to bottom. These nine levels are entangled in the plate, and there is a mouse who directly got the viceist photos. There is also a hedgehog that dares with the fat cat. It is not a genius dog. The scorpion is analyzed to the end, always feeling.
It is because of a problem that it is always stressed with him.
He wants to understand, smart people's fat cat boss, why do you have to add this stupid pig? For ten years, I have been pressing pigs to use pigs. I don't say, and I also rely on pigs and truly vice -brosous rivers. It is clear that the behavior of pigs has seriously damaged the company's development but does not stop.
Not long ago, Hippo had docked a few technicians to desigrate a market survey program in order to let the company's R & D and market docking, and prepared a new product in the market survey. This work has been analyzed, and after the conclusion of the garbage work, the spot is thinking that the magazine hides, and finally the hyena is really sent to the dog. I have to send the least welcome skunk in the department.
Skunk This animal is the most popular in the workplace. They have more problems, more complaints, and the strange words, the attack desire is strong and the ability to resist the ability, and the words are scattered, and the sorrow is extremely ironic. The sour taste can kill the dog. No.
The biased partner to engage in market investigation, but the two-headed technology bison. This thing is imaginable, which is also technically, there is also a buzzing fox stupid fat pig, the bison and the unspeakable mouse, the technology dog with the mind knows that the deputy summons of Hippo are not, and they are not willing to touch. This tricky work. Only a buffalo will be documented. The same as the spots of the wild cow can avoid it, just because he is now being positively and the Hyena competent, plus the ear analysis, so.
The two bison and a skunk were settled. It would like to know that such three animals were stirred together, how much troubles will be made. Skunk is stinky, I can't smell, and the wilderness is hitting. I can't stand the breath. When I started three animals, I made a don't twisting. Although I was noisy, everyone didn't dare to open it. I was afraid that I was known to affect my position. future. However, the reason why the skunk becomes a skunk, that is, because he is difficult to change, it is still unpopping a smoked cockroach along the way, and finally gets things that cannot be packed.
Three skunk - only a wild cow will be more true with skunk, but once the Bison is more true, it is difficult to distinguish from the bison who is a skunk, they can't cooperate again, and they have given it. Your own supervisor calls the other party, asking the other party to send another animal.
The executives of the two departments, the pigs and hippo have emergency business, the process of the entire 蹉 商 是 is the process of quarreling, the result of the quarrel is sent to the coordination, if the coordination is unfavorable, the pig is in the first, Three dogs are all removed.
Under the high pressure, the two bison and skunk were swallowed, and they did not dare to quarrel. However, it was reversed to secretly secretly made the mixed seed, and the results will be nearly one month, and the report taken by the hippo, the hippi is taken up, the nose is not gotting.
The broken hippike took this report, find the shape of the pigs in front of the fat cat. Although the pig is not working, it is definitely a genius in the quarrel, rushing to the hippo: "Hippo, you said, this work is your dog to do or have my dog. ? "
The river mastry: "Of course, my dog is doing, but you sent a skunk, and the samples don't have a representation, there is no awareness of cooperation!"
Pig 罗 反 反 相: "Is it your dog is a skunk, or my dog is a skunk, that is not necessarily a thing. Even if I returned 10,000 steps, the dog I sent is a skunk, if you If the dog is not a skunk, is a skunk he odor? "
It is called the pig 罗 罗 通,, 河 气 气 气 张 张 张 张 张 张 张 张 张 张 张 张 张 张 张 张 张 张 张 张 张 张 张 对 对 对At this time, the fat cat was talking, I saw him heavy shooting table: "Piglo, you still have to defend, wrong, is wrong, what do you tell you? I tell you pig 罗, this is not the first Supreme, this is not so much, you, one, the manus office, there is only the skunk affecting the progress of the project, should it be a handling method, the company will soon have a plan, now you Give me out! "
The pig rolled, and the immersed the arrogance from the fat cat's office, sitting in the sofa for a while, and stood up and slammed it. Just encountered a new car to open a new car, pig Rarring is not happy: "Well, when is the new car bought? Why don't I know?"
The black bear is careful explanation: "It is the total pair of fat to give the R & D department, and the fertilizer has bought the car back."
"What? What should I give the hippo first?" The pig is more angry: "My car is so old, isn't my car open? Hey, what is the new car?" Seeing the black bear dare to squat, He stretched the pig's trotters before: "Give me the key, I will try it first."
The deputy should have a car key, and the black bear does not give it? I have to hand in the past. The pig roller is driving this new car, rushed to the street, rushing up, driving, new car paws, brakes, only listen, hit the roadside railing, put on the roadside The new sedan hits the front cover to break, the window fragmentation. This is a piglet, knowing that he is in a disaster, and it is dare to return to the hospital.
The pig is a disease, and it has also become troublesome. His ability is high and low, and it is also a senior executive. He is not, many things can't find the dog, and the company suddenly caught in chaos. Finally, the fat cat has no way, I have to go to the hospital to pick up the boilers of the arm, and then report the ten thousand yuan of money to repair the new car. This is nothing.
The fat cat is obviously biased, so that the pig is waiting for the pig, the pig, the pig, long, and turning back, it is more difficult to have a departure of Huma. The gangs between the sectors can not be harmed.
The ear does not understand, why is the fat cat like the pig? He has been evaluated in his heart. If the guy of the pig is cleared from the company, the company will at least be tens of millions of yuan.
Although the scorpion has been reversed into a bison, the stupid thinking model still affects him. He doubt that this pig 罗 罗 说 不 和 和 和 政 关......... 关.. 他 他 他 他 他 他. 他 他 他 他 他 他 他 他 他 他 他 他 他 他 他 他 他 他 他 他 他 他 他 他 他 他 他 他 他 他 他 他 他 他 他 他 他 他 他 他 他 他 他 他 他
But listening to the pigs of pigs and dancing, saying that the pigs in his own family are also rolling in the mud pond in the countryside. He is the highest in the family in the family. I often have a little bit of wild boar to fight for his relatives. Whenever this situation is encountered, the pig is hiding. That is to say, the pig is neither a background, but the fat cat is so high, what is the mystery?
8) Fat cat monologues:
Two Lies of Animal Workplace: Ability is measures the most important indicators of employees.
Or: We only need the best employees.
Or: The ability to have the ability to find the seat here.
Or: ...
In fact, from the perspective of management, companies are just the extension and implementation tools of the individual concept of the boss or chairman, but the department is just the extension and implementation tools of the individual idea.
Once employee, once the ceiling of the competent competent capacity, the development direction of the department will lose control.
The power of the competent layer If breaks through the older or the chairman's capabilities, the development of the entire enterprise will lose control.
Lost control is a terrible thing, just like the vehicle you are driving, the consequences may be devastating.
So in the enterprise, the competent work is more important than the employees who have returned behind, and more important work is to control those who have excellent abilities, so that their travel speed is not too fast, so as not to lose the entire department behind.
Employees who have retired backwards are a simple physical work, and they can be competent.
True to consider a managers' management capabilities, how to control those competent supervisors or employees, which is a place that truly reflects the essence.
Successful managers lied that he successfully controlled those who had a strong unmanaged employee.
Failure managers, no exception is all over the ability to control the situation, thus losing the grasp of the entire situation.
Successful managers, most good at controlling those suffers from those who are more stronger than managers. Just like the rider conquer the violent horses, the more excellent under the will, the better the manager. vice versa.
The process of management is the process of restricted the power of strong ability. And those capable subordinates often have a strong self-confidence, and prefer to take some challenging projects, how to make these suspicious projects dead, avoiding the company in a terrible crisis, all Managers need to use the biggest problem for management skills.
In summary, so-called management is both "balance". Alternatively, management of art is the art of acquiring balance.
The so-called management is embodied in a specific business, which is the "rationalization" proposal for the boss to refuse outstanding executives and excellent supervisors. You can't hit the enthusiasm of the subordinates at all times, you can't say "no", you can't refuse in any form, but you still have to demonstrate the importance of the subordinates and let the ministry are difficult to retreat. This is the key issue for the business of the business.
This "Workplace Animal Evolution Manual" writes a kind of heart method, what is the meaning of the heart, it is not the kind of fast fast food, it is necessary to slowly feel. For example, many brothers claimed to "continue", continue to be, but I don't think the brothers really appreciate some things that this is.
As far as the manager of the fat cat interview, he asked the questions, the director of several deputy directions and the Ministry of Human Resources, in the food gods, and specialize in studying this problem. This question is When I was recruited: "Why do you leave the original company?"
In fact, no matter how you answer, you will not be able to fall into the trap set by the examiner. You can't say that the company is not good, no one likes to say that the company is not good, can not say that company is good, Company, have you left? You can't say that the supervisor has problems, and you can't say that the supervisor is no problem. Later, this issue was first thought of by human resources, bypass, it is the statement of the manager dog in the text. The trap is be sure to bypass, huh, it can be said, this is the most important way to think about the small section, not only applied in the workplace, not only in any occasion. There are still many problems, you will answer this one, will you answer the next one? It will be the realm of "life-seeking" that Confucius said, otherwise, even if you die today, I will encounter the next one, still stupid.
Since it is a heart method, it must be realized, and this truth requires at least three-layer thinking barrier:
The uncertainty brought by the first floor, the real conflict, such as the brothers blame the reality with the nominal name of morality, this will give us a problem, the value of growth is really unethical?
The second floor: Shallow thinking about the thinking of the thinking, such as the moon baby, is there a talented person must be buried? how can that be? This kind of thing will never appear, huh, it can be seen that this kind of thinking has deviated.
Third layer: What does this mean in realistic unrealistic and unrealistic reality? Very simple, I need everyone thinking about what I have encountered, confirming this kind of saying or putting it down, no matter what kind of way, I don't write this line.
