I am very weak, not just my own unlucky, even who is good to me or who I am, anyone will be unlucky.
1. When birth, I just caught up with the birth nurses lost love. I didn't cry out in the first time, and I was hit by her.
2. When I first learned, I just learned to climb the way, and the house was climbed. As a result, I touched a mouse clip under my bed. It is said that the mouse clip has come back for two years, a mouse is not sandwiched, the first clip It's my hand.
3. When two years old, I learned to walk. At home and parents, I hide. I hide under my bed, and stepped on another mouse clip. It is said that this mouse clip has been bought for three years. The first clip is my leg.
4. When I was three years old, I wanted to go down the stairs. Zhang Lao Tai next door said that I would like to take me down the stairs, so asever. If the result is not finished, she fell directly to the stairs. From the fourth floor, I fell back to the first floor, directly across the old age dementia.
5. At the age of four, the police uncle took me through the road, I haven't said thank you. He was hit by a motorcycle to the road opposite the road, a level of disability.
6. When I was five years old, my father sent me to kindergarten. The kindergarten Auntie praise I am very beautiful. I just finished it. The fifth floors fell down, and lived directly.
7. At the age of six, the first time I went to the zoo. I said that the giant pandare is better than that mother's panda. The next day, the panda who was praised by me was died in the difficulty.
8. When I was seven, I got a primary school. At the end of the final exam, the math teacher said that I have taken 59 points, even if I have 60 points. The next day, the math teacher died in a car accident.
9. At the age of eight, I boasting the woman's growth of our class. After five minutes, the girl caught up the rare meteor shower.
10. When I was nine, I learned to rob. I burst into a five-year-old child. As a result, he was fighting. He claims to be a Shaolin Temple disciple.
11. When ten years old, I was on a toilet. Xiaobi praises me to go to the toilet, I am preparing to say thank you, Xiao Herry has fallen into the toilet.
12. When the teacher, the teacher asked me how much I was equal to me. I said that three seven twenty eleven. Teacher said that you are so smart, and if you don't finish the heart disease.
13. At the age of twelve, the elementary school graduation exam. The invigilator said to me, hurry to take time, time is not much. I said, thank you teacher reminder. Just finished, the electric fan on the top of the teacher dropped ...
14. At the age of thirteen, I read junior high school. I have scared that no one dares to be close to me. Only one named bold Wang surname students told me: I don't believe you will be so back, the afternoon, Wang boldly chased eight streets by two bulls.
15. At the age of fourteen, the teacher wants us to write a text, the title is called "our bridge". I mentioned in the composition: the bridge in the city is very majestic ....... On the second day, I will go When I was in class, I found that the bridge suddenly collapsed.
16. When I was fifteen, I liked a girl. I didn't dare to say it, I was afraid of harming her. But I couldn't control myself, I finally picked a sunny weather in the school's empty play with her. Weather forecast said that there will be no meteor rain on the same day. But when I confess, the earthquake happened, I looked at the girl crying into the crack ...
17. When I was sixteen, I read high school. I like to play football, and the other goalkeeper praises me. So, the ball was suddenly collapsed ...
18. At the age of seventeen, I followed the crowd to see the real scene. As a result, I was pressed under my body ... After two months, I was bleed with him. At the entrance department, he I said, thank you, I saved him. So he was pressed by another jumping building, this time he did not be able to help ...
19. When I was 18 years old, I have been adult. I first took the money in the bank, and I met the robbers to grab bank. The council lady told: ... don't survive, otherwise the robbers will kill people. The voice did not fall, the lady was killed by the robbers ...
20. At the age of 19, he went to the university and served with his classmates. The four people drank two bottles of wine. I am being opened to check out the disposition ...
21. When I was twenty, I told my classmates that the plane was safe than taken by train. So, the plane started to go down ... 22. When I was twice, I said with my father. If I have the opportunity, I must go to the United States's twin buildings. So, 911 happened ... ...
23. When I was twenty-two, I bet with my colleagues, and the Chinese team will certainly achieve good results in the World Cup. So ... later, there is a national seminar invitation me, the theme is why I am so unfortunate. When I submit my deeds to the organizing committee, the theme is replaced with me why I am so lucky. I Listen.
24. At the age of 23, in April, I resigned to the bank to work to an aviation tourism company, and shortly. Company closures……
25. In the same year, unemployment is at home, and it is indeed free to have no things, talking about a female friend, and the old set is after the KS, the mask is in the mask ...
26. See a lot of people to send "SARS", 俺 心 心, 心 了 元 元 一 菜 菜 菜 菜 菜 菜 了 了 菜 了 元 元 元 元 了 车 车 车 下 车 下 下 下 下 下 下 下 到Wait, there is no 350,000 free talks, the third day, the price is stable, the vegetables are rotten, hurry to find the buyer, the other party bids 3,000 yuan, sold ...
27. China has an old saying: Where to climb up! 俺 Discovery mask has been in short supply, the price is high, start the factory, produce "handsome" brand mask. Use waste to save money, earn 10,000 a day. The next day, the business and technical supervision bureau seized the factory, fined 30,000 ...
28. It seems that I don't want to do business, as a official! I spent 48,000 to the Secretary, he promised to give it! Tomorrow will go to work. The next day, I went, the Secretary was taken away by the car of the procuratorate, but the money did not only played the water, but also got it in ...
29. After a month, I took the insurance trial. I just arrived at home, my girlfriend fell to the hospital, I heard that I got "SARS". I got at the time. " Wear "handsome" brand mask on your mouth ...
30. I still walk forward. I learned to go online with "Love to eat", in her encouragement, I sent a post called "Woshi why I want to post" she praise, quickly follow, and her computer "trick" computer almost scrapped. The next day, I sent a post called "Look at it, I love it, what? "She didn't dare to post, and the company's computer is all ...
31. Online met three women netizens: The first voice is very sweet - 56 years old; the second 20 years old, but MM does not like boys; the third 21 years old, beautiful, talented, like boys, like me, When I met, I told her a joke, I didn't come up, laughed ...
