My colleague has kidney stones and rests at home. His little nephew asked what kidney stones. He said that there was a stone when you were urinary. He said that his little nephew said: Uncle, you must open your feet when you are urinary, don't smash your feet!
One day, I saw a pair of dragon phoenix tires, so cute,
But I can't distribute the size
So I asked: Who is you?
Girls say that God said: You guess, who is our brother who is your sister ~! !
I took a three-year-old daughter walking in the park in the park, and there was a pair of lovers in the sham.
The daughter looked for a while, and the end was sure to me: "Mom, they are definitely awkward."
Obviously 5 years old, I just learned that the counts of counts, I would like to have questions. Dad said to him: "You have questions yourself."
I wanted to say: "Shampoo massage step back = 18, hair dye sauna mask = 20"
Everyone is first, then I laughed.
Child: "Mom, what is this?"
Mom: "This is a mouse medicine."
Child: "Mom, is our mouse sick?"
I like a child of a small class.
I have been teasing him.
Ask him: What is your mother?
Her milk is finally spit out of the *** name
"So, what is Dad called?"
I saw that he said that he was unambiguous and unambiguous: husband
Her colleague has a 6-year-old daughter, starting to change tooth, her mother took her into the unit, my mother asked her: "The teeth are still hurting?" The little girl's answer allowed a group next to it Human laughed: "Ah, the teeth are stayed in the hospital, I don't know if it hurts!"
A father asked a child
Who is going on at home?
"Dad, he is the head of the home."
Mom knows
I also asked him: "Who is going on at home? It is good, give you sugar to eat."
The child said: "It's a mother, it is a mother."
"You don't mean that Dad is the head of the home?"
"But my mother is the neck of the home, the neck makes the head to turn to the head ~~~~~~"
Even a male colleague, drinking alcohol at the roadside restaurant on the roadside, seeing a 3 year old girl is very cute, going to tease her "Little sister, play with you," The little girl said he said. "Not good, my mother said that the little girl is going to play with the little girl." My colleague is not dead, and "I am also a woman, you and me" ... The last little girl answers the words She looked at my male colleague and said, "I don't believe it! You take your pants to let me see!" = _ = #
The son was 4 years old to see a frog, he learned this frog jumping, jumping a few times, standing up: I am tired !!! It's really hard to be frog, you have to jump like this every day. "
I gave Mail, I saw almost happy, and to ensure true original
"I listened to the radio in the dormitory that day, heard a little girl gave her mother song, she said her mother
Mom is very hard, I can't rest on Sunday, I have to buy a lot of exercises to her bookstore, so she thinks
A song for her mother.
Moderator listened, touched the child's child. What song do you want for your mother?
The little girl said with a childish voice, 'I want to think about Xin Xiaoqi's "why bother is difficult" "
