Nowadays, the women are more mad, they have become the first night. Several people are sitting on a card. One of the girls (quasi-beautiful women), the age is small, but the old, open the mouth, "Xiaobi" I said something wrong with the family, provoke her, just listen to her: "I will dial your little brother!" The seat is cold! Second night, it is also playing cards, one The handsome guy mentioned his brother, and a woman (beauty) was very surprised, asked: "Do you have a brother above?" Handsome: "Yes ..." The girl asked: "Is there anything below? Brother? "The audience fell!
Once and MM wag in the phone, I talked about this word, I am quite embarrassed saying that the day is to do love, MM is very big, said: Japan is not making love, it is! Operation and love is different! ! ! I ft!
Some of the MM of friends sat together, she asked me how old, I said that she didn't tell you, she said, "Don't tell me? Hey, cut your JJ to watch 'annual round'" ............ JJ has "Year round"? MM side playing the card, eat snacks, chewing beef, can chew, half-time chewing, Yun Yun: "What kind of beef do you bought, chew it with chewing a bullwhip ..." High school dolls Two mm pairs , One of them angry "I fuck! Another person: You fucking! You fucking is being fuck! One day in one Internet cafes CS, there are not many people, the opposite side is estimated to talk, The sound is very large. After a while, MM and the other party may start to be embarrassed. It is nothing more than the country. I don't pay too much attention, continue CS ... After 2 minutes, MM shouted: "You are Horizontal, I am clamped you! ".... Internet cafes are detach over ... High school, a friend and girl quarrel, the girl said:" I ... exercise ... you ... mom! "The buddies can't help but say:" What can you take? ? "The girl said:" I use you! " "When junior high school, there were two MM quarrels, in fact, it is a fight, one says:" I ***! "I didn't even whisper, who knows another girl next to him, saying that it is enough to die worldwide, she said:" Should be 'I *** dad'! " Roommates often threaten a sentence: "Let's talk about it, add you below the hole. "One month before the high school graduated, our class is a very quiet school flower, a contrary, standing on the podium to say loudly to us, love is not coming! Love is made! ~` Full class first Pour, then applause thunder ... I can't forget this one in my life! `At the beginning, there is a MM's rush: Your father didn't shoot you in the wall !!!
