26 Day Liu Hongtao encountered a foreign guest, go forward to talk: I am hong tao liu, foreign guest: my fuck
Or square piece is seven!
27 In the vast sea of people, when you receive this sincere blessing, please use the whole body to put the head toward the wall.
Hit - see? Countless stars in front of you are my unlimited care!
28 I wrote your name in the sky, but I was taken away by the wind; I wrote your name on the beach, but was revived.
Take away; then I wrote your name on each corner of the street ... I rely, I was taken away by the police!
29 Dear User: Your call balance is less than 0.1 yuan, please stay in recent: selling children
Sell rice, sell iron, sell some blood, sell our homes and sell our wives, hand over the call. Thank you
Work! China Telecom.
30 I am a green onion, standing in the storm, who wants to take me with soy sauce, I fly his old ancestors! Pass through the South
After the north, the toilet has been drunk, and the trajector is pressed against the legs, and I have a mouth with the fool. Exercise!啥 nor
Refused, I miss you!
31 love! Happy! Since then, it's big! Get married! Cool! Since then someone
Let's! Divorce! Freedom! Do you want to spend money! Ai Zi! Silly! Lying in bed waiting dead
Let's!
32 "Two he is jealous, Ski Tauki seven?" "Sangfax Danqis Qi Qi!" "The original high is high?" "The original high!"
High, enough bovine! "" The polar is awkward, it is strong! " "
33 Because of the thirst, God created water; because of the darkness, God created fire; because I need friends, so
God lets you come to me, so God lost the bucket of a meal!
34 Are you lonely lonely? If so, then you go downstairs to buy a rope and a stick, put the rope on the stick.
On the top, go to the top of the stick in the wind. Others want to ask you: What is it? You said: I have a wind!
35 old couples went to the restaurant to eat, the waiter saw the wife and one person alone, her husband did not move. "You can't kill
eat? "
"I have to wait for her to give me a fake dent."
36 You are touched ... The following is your crime ... Too good to your friends, there is enough loyalty, kind and love, love ...
This Council is judged ... do my good friend for a lifetime
37 elephants encounter a snake, blocked the road, very annoyed: "Look at your B-like, rolling", snake
Said: "Your B is good, the face is long,", like saying: "Hello, the chicken is a face
38 a long time ago, in a night, a grandfather walked on the road alone, suddenly fell
fell,
I fell to my chicken chicken, in order to commemorate him, from now on, he called "the leftovers of the eggs!"
39 fly husband with flies, wife to go to the toilet, female fly asked: husband, why do we always eat?
When can we don't eat 屎? The public says that it is not allowed to ask such disgusting problems when eating.
40 spring arrived, the little bird love, the ant is living, the flies are pregnant, mosquito flows, caterpillar
Change marriage, the frog is also a child, wine nest, what are we waiting for? Why is this black 41?
Because the cows fly in the sky!
Why did the cattle fly in the sky?
because...
That's because you blow it on the ground! ! !
42 One day, I saw you in the supermarket handle the machine, showing the pig's trotters 8 yuan, you think that the machine has a problem,
I am going to teach, I'm laughing at death: pig head 18 yuan!
43 hunter hound, unnatural, for life, obstinate, and be guilty. The next day, for the snow shame, more tools, and then
It is unregulated. After several times, when the mountain is hunting, the bear is bitter: You hunt or sell prostitution
? !
44 How much love can come back. To Zunbao teaches you a trick: take the box of your home improved biscuits at night to the balcony.
On, then shout at the moon: Baile wave!
45 shaped a sack, pedaling colorful slippers, came to me, "said it is good, give it."
46 fish said to the water: You can't see my tears, because I am in the water. Water said to fish: I can feel your eyes
Tears, because you are in my heart.
47 Shanglian: It is handsome, downlink: under the pig, horizontal batch: Tianbun Marshal. Is it?
In the 1980s, the Hong Kong version of the "shooting", several Song Dynasties attacked Gu Jing Father, and was killed by him.
dead. Just in the fallen Song Bing, there is a Zhou Xingchi
49 Remember the military training under the tree that year? The coach said to the students: "The first row is reported!" You are surprised to teach
After practicing, the coach said loudly: "Note!" So you are very reluctant to turn around and hold the tree!
50 language lessons, the teacher called a faint classmate to answer the question, the classmate is fascinating and can't say ... Teacher
Say: "Will you wonder? Will not be awkward!" The classmate: "Hey."
