The "Toning Examination" of the Westward Journey Series

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The final exam will be holiday immediately, only the last level is left - the end test. Zero sound, the students have entered the examination room.

Monitoring: Let us start immediately at this end!

Student: We just woke up, and after all don't worry, it would come in and see lively. You suddenly mention the exams with us ... our teeth have not brushed it!

The invigilator is very angry, and it is sent to the roll. Students have seen half an hour, nothing, so they will rescue it to the students next door.

Ban A: This kind of brother, can you take a brother to see the younger brother?

Bring one B: Do you want to copy? If you want to copy, you will talk, you don't say how do I know what you want to copy? Although you look at me sincerely, you still have to tell me what you want to copy. Do you really want to copy? You don't really want to copy? Do you really want to copy? ......

Students arouse the ribs of students B, the students gave them back, and the two were grabbed into a group, and the invigilator came over to persuade.

Monitoring: feed! Don't be angry, you will make a rush! (Turned to the student A) You are too naughty, I told you how many times, you don't want to take people, how do you ... You don't haven't finished you finished your stationery box. ! The stationery box is a good thing, you throw it with the environment, if you want to get to the children? Even if you can't get a child, you are not right!

Banic: I copy! I sue you!

Monitoring:? It's just good, you come with me.

Two people embarked on top platforms.

Banic: Why do you always take me here?

Monitoring: No one takes you, it is yourself to come back, a person leaves home for a long time, always wants to come back!

Banica: You don't play me, my home is in the fourth side of Wuyue Mountain, one hundred and one b one, you are wrong, have you heard? Don't bother me later!

Monitoring: Don't think what you want to do, I don't know, I have long guessed it! I have long seen your heart and liver spleen and lung, do you want to cheat?

Banjia: Please, old brother, what do you know? Now you call me here to come here to class, you have already copied it. Do you know? Now everyone has a test paper answer in advance, do you know? You do not believe? LOOK! (Take a copy of the answer)

Surveys: (Note: The invigilator is not married, there is no housing, and now I have dormitory building with the students. Although you are just a candidate, but you can't do this. The United Nations knows that I will say that I trampled the human rights! But the cheating paper, I met a typographic worker in the city printing factory. He was well-handed, the price was fair, and the child was unbranched.

Banic: I copy! You don't want to be so enthusiastic, our things will solve it, don't use you!

Monitoring: I don't want to monitor you, I just want to study some subtle emotions when students cheat.

Banic: You just invigorate the big brother, don't learn people.

Monitoring: The invigilation also has learned.

Banic: province, let me go back! Incident: Is it a horrified number in your mind, or a period, your head is full of question mark ...

Banica: Peeking is just a means when I examine! I used a bad thing to swindle the test teacher. Now I am just a bit guilty. I am more and more hate to steal! I have to have a holiday tomorrow, what do you want to do!

Surveys: One day when you find that you have to use a means you hate, this exam is the most important!

Banica: How can I use a means I hate? Please give me a reason good? Please!

Monitoring: Does cheating require reason?

Banic: Does it not need?

Monitoring: Do you need?

Banic: Does it not need?

Monitoring: Do you need?

Banic: Does it not need?

Monitoring: Hey, I am studying with you. Why are you so serious? do you need?

Banic: What should you tell me?

Monitoring: Do you know what is 铛?

Banic: What is it?

Monitoring: Hey,, is (sing) on ​​- LY You -! Not will not be all me; on - ly you -! Can copy all your homework; Only You can help me, call the director and the principal unable to criticize me; you are the biggest, that is, only you--!

Banic: ... (Note: The school stipulates that a cheating test has a 100 yuan bonus, but it will be approved.)

Monitoring: ON - Only You-- Don't blame me too embarrassment; write down the exam, don't be afraid of death; back black pot, send you, fight for a bonus! The sacrifice is also worth it, human Amitabha!

Banic: I really can't do it, I tell you ...

Monitoring: ON-ON -!

Banic: ON your mother! You haven't finished it! (A punch will be invigilated by the teacher) I have told you that I can't do it, you still have to be on-ON-! ON-ON-! I can't stand if I can't stand it, you will die again!

Monitoring: You don't die, why is you sorrowful, how to die, wait for you to understand how important the bonus is, you will come back to sing this song with me!呒 Amitabha, human Amitabha, muffy Amitabha ...

Rest between the exam, a girl inquiry in the answer class.

Class teacher: I heard that the relationship between the student armor and the invigilator is good, why did you play it?

Girl: The feelings are broken.

Class teacher: Yes, Lili students.

Girl: I used to accompany me to watch the moon, I called someone to be sweet, now the newcomer is winning people, called people Lili classmates! Do you think that I am so hard here is true for this exam? It is for you to have no conscience! (For Director of force, the director of the training, persuade)

Director of Training (for girls): You have lost it.

At the low look at the girl, the cheating small note clapped in the underwear, turned into the toilet. Class teacher: (explained to the training director) you see, I didn't deliberately, I saw her so impulsive, with her. Although I am not a gentleman, I am not dangerous! I won't betray you, come!

Director of Training: I am not used to it during the day, saying it later.

Class Director: Good evening, daytime, you will always ask you at any time. From today, I will always be with you.

Training Director: Vomitation!

Class teacher: What happened?

Training Director: It doesn't matter, I am used to spitting, I am used to ... Vomiting!

Banic: Why do you always follow me?

Monitoring: Because you cheats the most serious.

Banica: Wait! I have to cheat, just a thought, I haven't become the truth, you have no evidence, what is the sin? It's better to wait for me to make a cheat, you have a good guideline, and it is not late!

Monitor: shut up! Say you cheating, you are cheating, there is nothing to say!

Banic: What about people in the classroom? Are they not white?

Monitoring: Hahaha, they don't know, there is a big difficult rise immediately!

Banic: Well? how do I say this?

The invigilation: (look at the watch) More than a minute, the principal will conduct a command, they will die very badly.

Banic: Sorry, interrupted. Have you had a mobile phone, like a big brother, what is your phone?

Monach: Yes! (Hand your mobile phone to students)

American: I have a phone call. (Dial the mobile phone in the classroom, suddenly shout) Be careful! The principal is checked, putting things together!

Monitoring: 喔 -! Famish, you can tell you like this, I can tell you, ha!

The test time is coming, and the student A is still failed to return to the examination room.

Barrier: These two people standing above three hours have not been ...

Barrier: The father and son quarrel ...

American: It seems that I shouldn't come!

Surveys: Now I know too late!

Ban A: Do you don't do your face?

Monitoring: I don't want to face! Leave your money!

Banic: It's just to get my change, and I can't get my passbook. I have already spend money for me (I throw a girl downstairs) We will not have results, you still let me go!

Monitoring: Good! I will let you go, but you must write this check before leaving!

Banic: What do I say is also a candidate, you call me to write me, then my image is not full?

Monitoring: You lie! You don't dare to write at all! Because you are afraid of being exposed. I tell you, if you refuse me this time, you will regret it for a lifetime!

Banic: I will not write! Can only blame the night, create people! I don't care how to say me, I am not afraid that there will be thousands of people in the later generations, I want to be boring alone. The negotiation will eventually have no results. After several days, the school holiday, after the new semester started, the student armor was expelled. There is such a paragraph in "Youth Memoirs" issued after ten years:

There was a sincere advice to play in front of me. I didn't cherish it. When I lost it, I regret it, and the most painful thing in the world is not too much. If God can give me a chance to come again, I will say three words to the invigilator: I agree. If you have to add a deadline in front of this check, I hope to be ... 10,000 years ....

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