BBS Shuimu Tsinghua Station: Essence
Sender: Roachcock (Who Can Bugfree?), Letter Area: Programming
Title: Human origin - programmer
Sending station: BBS Shuimu Tsinghua Station (Sun Sep 2 18:03:15 2001)
:
I don't know if everyone has sent
God is bored in the Eden, so I took the Compiler to write something.
Class Adam: Public God, public mud // "Adam seems to me :)" God thought.
(Note: It is actually too lazy to rewrite Code, so I will be a charge on my own Copy)
{...};
Class Eve: Public Adam, Protected Water
{...};
"Adam is too lonely, be a summer, to accompany him," (still lazy)
Class Woman: Public Eve, Protected Devil
{...};
// The last sentence is the devil steals, God is temporarily left, and there is no attention to Compile.
The devil secretly said to the ears of Eve, you have a function called Makelove (Adam &) Hey, Call will try
test
Look.
then:
Eve -> Makelove (Adam)
........... # $ # $ %% # @% ^ & * (&% $% $ # @ Run Time Error !! Object (SEX) Not Accessab
Le!!
!
Just listening to the righteousness, Eve is screaming, flying out like straw.
Adam (unconventional), what happened to Eve?
The devil (extremely surprised), is Code has bug? I am clear Test three times. (Walking around CODE, one side
knock
key
DabuG suddenly called, "Ah, forget to add my code to Class Adam, shit!".
The devil is also a HACKER-level programming master, so I wrote a stuff:
Class apple
{
...
MOV AX BX;
MOV CX DX;
...
INSERT {Makelove ()
{.......}}
.....
}
The devil took out an apple to Adam, and the Asia took it, biting a bit.
....... Recompiling ... Successful!
(Say to Eve) and try again.
Eve (curious): Do not deceive people!
Adam (weird): What are you doing? (Suddenly) Good heat, can't stand it! (Pulling the summer)
(...... Draw 300 words here)
Devil (Yangtian Laughing): I am a genius, Bill Gates!
Class Man: PUBLIC Adam, protected Eve / /? !
{# $% ^% ^ & ^ !!!}
// Cannounce the temptation of Eve, Adam also secretly added a sentence in his head file.
As a result, Class God and Class Devils define conflicts, make a mess, a lot of functions, such as f
LY,
Cast can't be used.
God came back and saw that it was shocked. He had to take Adam, Eve and Inherit.
One
foot
Kick out the Garden of Eden, because human beings have a lot of abstract classs that God staying in this year until today
day
also
Often think that you are God, you can get in the sky, except for the magic. -
Don't stay in here, you have your stay.
Don't stay in everywhere, let's go to eight roads.
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