I am a programmer. Three years ago, when I read a doctor at the Massage Institute of Technology, a company hired me to complete a project. After I completed the school, the company needs to modify the procedure, so I hire a programmer to complete this work.
Modesty (I have always been very modest): I want to understand the procedure I have compiled, not the average person can do. In my program, use a lot of unique algorithm, personal variable, function's naming method, and I don't have time to give a comment!
This programmer took more than 60 pounds (three months did not eat, spit), 14 "height (three months in front of the computer screen), finally. . . . . . (Although his nickname is called "Happy Tom") dead. According to the eyewitness of the scene, in the last moment of his life, bowed in front of the computer desk, his hands over the top, then, fell on the ground, looked up, and said, "Hero! I service You!
When the body anatomy, the doctor found that the human brain showed a sponge shape, but he never had any food related to meat (beef, mutton, pork, fish, chicken ... and human meat) from birth. To this end, the doctor published a paper "Over-defect syndrome with cerebral defects after tomorrow". It is reported that with this paper, the doctor has been launched as the winner of the next Novi Medical Award.
After heard the micro-hardened company, after listening to the three weeks, I learned a module in my system, and I've been overjoyed, and I will launch the ".not" plan from the essence of software design. Faculty ".NET". Within two minutes, the company's stock is released in two minutes, and there is a maximum of 3 million words) 0%. It is estimated that by 2100 international trade will give up the currency, change to the use of slightly rigid stocks, and all the central banks are all treated as foreign exchange reserves.
A unknown physicist reads in the bathtub to understand my user needs analysis, after the system design book, suddenly jumped up, and ran to the street, and ecstatic shouting: "I found it! I found it!" I found it ! " He became the thirteen of the world truly understanding "quantum mechanics". Its published papers "Improving principle of programming and user demand" became the Bible of the programmer and was designated by the World Computer Federation as a systematic analyst examination textbook.
A meteorologist browsed my program interface, Mourning opened. The mathematical model of the "Pole Butterfly Flying Track of the Arctic Butterfly Flying Trajectory" based on "Chaos" theory is completed, and successfully predicted that the trend of major stock markets in 2002 (excluding deep, Shanghai and two cities) were successfully died Specifies the successor of the Quantum Foundation (written to the Quantum Foundation Member).
The news is transmitted, and the various materials for my programming are widely circulated in various forms. Since this information is frequently exchanged on the network, there are 3 million servers in the world, the CPU of the server is burned, and the eagle's ear prior is forced to compensate for 4948 (death, death) billion stocks.
A architect got inspiration through my source, built a maze theme park. For tourists who walk out of the labyrinth, 10 million small hard stocks. "As of now, according to incomplete statistics, more than 200 million tourists have already entered the maze in the year, there is no report on the collection of prizes" (taken from "The United Nations Population Promotion Committee's loss report").
After reading my user manual, a musician successfully restored the famous piano "black Friday". When the 1 millionth, after reading my user manual, after the birth of the piano "black Friday" jumper was born, the musician was arrested in the "terrorist" crime, which was detained in the basement of the New York World Trade Building. . After listening to the conversation of the company's manager's negotiation, the small disaster was "down the sand" war to formulate the policy: order the national media publicly guess the military plan, and "disclose the miller high-level". In order to completely fainting the sand acres.
The Secretary-General of the United Nations will call the fool and Alla FAT and ask them to add comments to my program or sign in the peace protocol. . . . . . I was nominated the next Novi Peace Award.
IBM has decided to use the development of superchard supercomputer for a good run. Expected performance: PX 50.8G array (4294967,296), memory 10,000G, 10000000000000000000g hard disk.
After meticulous research, I was a bidding of the year and the program that I did, a big director took a giant film with a super luxurious lineup (referred to as the gaby ", and conducted an unprecedented hype.
And the boss of this company wrote me in all the processes of his cooperation, the topic is called "Enterprise wants to close it, and do ERP". With its copyright income, the increase in income tax in the United States is up to 1000%.
Come on. Although I made a good contribution to the world, I resolutely returned to China, working in a small Internet cafe with only 5 computers, and won the respect of the majority of netizens for all the online agreements for the computer in a month.
