Classic interview humor!

xiaoxiao2021-03-06  51

My old classmate is now rich in effort. He has created a software company, developing a series of software, the greater the business. Today he came to this city immediately. "It's me! Have you listened? Yes, I am here, I have to stay here, I have to stay here for five days, my brothers take this time to get together. I do it!"

Since he wants to do it, I will take a boat. People are boss, don't eat white!

I came to the hotel where you stay, I saw a college student's appearance, standing in front of him to accept an interview. "This," My old classmate said, "I have a Rubik, can you make it six colors?

You see clearly, I will give you a demonstration. "Said, he picked up the Rubik. After a while, the Rubik cube wished.

"Did you see it?" He said, "You will also do it again."

That college student took the Rubik, and there was a color.

My old classmate looked at me, said to college students: "If you don't think about it, you can take the Rubik to take it back. I will go until Friday."

After the college students gone, I asked the old classmates: "Why, this is your original examination question?"

"Cough! This person has a background, I am embarrassed to think about him. So give him a test exam, so as to give him a suitable job."

"If I," I said, "I can don't be so smart, I will open the Rubik, and then go up."

"If he is doing this. This means that he dares to do dare to work in the development of the market."

"What about other practices?" "Now the children don't play the Rubik, so I don't believe that he can pull it immediately.

If he brushed the six sides, he explained that he was very creative and can work in the software development department.

If he took the Rubik since this afternoon, he explained that he was very smart and comprehensively understood, and the assistant was the most suitable.

If he comes back before Wednesday, he asked him that he is very human, but he can let him go to the customer service department.

If he takes back before I got, explain that he is hardworking, and there is no problem with the work of low-level programmers.

If he finally took it back, he still won't, that someone is very honest, can work in keeping and finance.

But if he doesn't take it back, then I will love it. "

It turns out that!

The next night, my old classmate asked me to eat. On the dinner table, I asked the Rubik's Cube again.

This time, my old classmate is a bit proud. "That college student, I want to give me this morning. How do you guess? He has bought a Rubik to give me a gift! He said: 'Your Rubik, I can't restore it. So I I bought a new one, it is more flexible! '"

"What is this explanation?" I asked.

My old classmate lowered the sound:

"He is definitely a good material for piracy!"

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