NO.1 - Warm response to the wrong phone - midnight, sleep in sleep - "Bell ~~ Bell" phone angle. "Who also called so late?" Hey, touched the phone in the dark. - "Hello, who?" "Big, is me." "Oh, it is you." "Big, your body is good?" "Very good." "My aunt is good?" "It's all good." "Hey? What is your voice?" "Because you missed the phone, outside." The other party had 5 seconds, and then "Dudo ~ Dood ~" blind sound.
No.2 - encountering unqualified warners, slightly punishing - one day, phone ringing, lounging up the phone, the sound of a girl coming up. "Hey, give me a small way." - is a "savory girlfriend", now the girl talks about the thief. "Ah?" My family included a pet, and there was no such name for her. "I said - I - find - Xiao - Li -" The other party obviously impatient. "Sorry, I think you are wrong." - My temper is very good, the other party is a female comrade, so I have to keep the custom. "It's impossible, are you not ********? I didn't play it wrong." Just hanging the phone, the sound in the earpiece increased several decibels. I felt that I was suffering from blood, have you gone wrong with me? I look around and determine this is my home. "Oh ~ Yes, I didn't listen, I am sorry." I used the most kind tone. "It's really, I said that I won't be wrong." She is still coming. Ok, I will make you all enough. "Are you?" "I am a leaf." "Ah, leaves." I did something to understand. "Xiaoli is going abroad." "A? I haven't seen her for two months?" "" It's a month ago. She also called yesterday, saying that a friend called the leaves bought a laptop, I don't know Address, no way. "" Yes ... is it? I am a leaf, how do I contact her. "I vaguely heard the voice of the phone. "You remember *************" I quickly turned "World Well-known Enterprise Contact List" Inside, I will pick up a call to her.
No.3 - Do not do it - one day, the home is unable to pick up the electricity, and the phone is bored, but the phone's phone number is no one. Put down the phone, I am bored in the room. Just then, the phone rang. I almost came to the phone. "Hey, hello." I usually take a home phone very little to use "hello", it can be seen that I am excited about the mood of gangship rain. "Hello, I am here is China Netcom Customer Service Center." A sweet voice of a girl. "Ah, good, it doesn't matter." "" Ah? What do you say. "" Hey ... didn't say anything. What do you have? "Obviously I am excited. "I want to return to visit your broadband usage. Disturb?" "Don't bother, of course, don't bother, too don't bother." At this time, the other party must think that my neur has problems, or the stimulant is much more. "Do you feel that your home is fast?" "" "" "" I said that it is not good. "" You can log in to our website, there is a broadband test area. There is a free movie test "", I have been to "There are more than 500 movies there can be free online." "How do you feel?" "The film is old." I regret. "(The other party couldn't help but laugh, quickly returned to normal tone) I said that you feel how you feel, have you paused." "Ah, this, okay. That is to watch" Bai Xingjun " Have you passed. "" Yes, do you have a long time? "" About 30 minutes. "" "Ah? Will it." She is a bit not believed. "How can I stop so long?" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" Yes, what happened? "" Yes, what happened. I have something to go out. Is paused? Then you don't say it early. "I am really grie. "... (the other side of the other party to wipe the colleague to wipe the tissue) No ~ Nothing, you can suspend, as long as you are willing." Then I asked "Other questions?" "Let me think about it .. .... is right, "I am willing" I can't download it, Wang Fei sang. I like Faye Wong's song, unique taste, do you like? "I really like Fay Fen." "I?" "You said how she is divorced with Dou Wei. I like it. For example, ..." I said that thirty songs of Dou Wei, said The stunned head, also sang two sentences, it is estimated that there are more than 20 minutes. "Sir, your sing is good, but I am working, can't listen, regret." "Oh, yes, you are working. Oh, you are looking at me. What kind of unit is there?" "Net ... Netcom Customer Service Center." The voice in the phone is a bit swallowed. "Oh ... Netcom. Do you have anything about calling me?" The voice just fell, he only listened to the "哐" of the phone, and then heard a lot of people anxiously shouting her name .... .
NO.4 - Take the way to him - I have a good time to contact Netcom's call charges. Whenever you call the number, the computer will guide you to the key button, often query one call fee needs to press At the last ten and twenty times, I finally appeared "System Busy, I'm dialing" so regardless of the speech. I am determined to retaliate, and let me create these troublesome people who have the distress of consumers. This day, the opportunity is coming, the call is prompted on the call, the phone being played in is the number of manualization of Netcom. "Hello. I am here is a webmaster call center." "Hello. Here? * Home." "I want to notify ..." "Now start the voice transfer system." I didn't wait for her to finish, continue Say with mechanical sound. "If you need a male owner to answer, please shout (1) The hostess should call, (2) The little master answers please shout (3) a lot of puppies, please call (Wang) If * make a mistake, please shout (return). "The voice just fell, only listened to the woman's excited call," said the phone is advanced. "" Three. "Later, the phone came to the voice of the female operator. "Sorry, the little master you choose is not over the age, so you can't talk to you, please leave your phone. After you learn to speak, you will call you back quickly." "" Ah? ..... Return. "After listening to my introduction, the other party chose" two "." Sorry, the hostess is not at home, if you are not used to talking with the puppy, please choose (1) "I am a little angry, choose Come and choose to choose me. "First." The other party's tone is a bit helpless. "Welcome to talk to the male owner. Please call (1) private conversation, please shout (2) other words, please shout (3)" Three !!! "The other party obviously impatient, the voice is very Big. "Sorry, the taste of the amburger in the kitchen pot, please hang up, let a later ..."
