Joke

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Everyone is drinking beer. This is then enjoys.

You pour yourself with Cola, this is a low configuration.

You give you a cup of beer, this is a standard configuration.

You give yourself a cup of tea, the color of this tea is the same as beer, this is called Trojan.

You poured a cup of Cola, but also a few drops of vinegar, not only the color as the beer, and there is no bubble, which is called super Trojan.

Your colleague poured you a glass of white wine, this is a recommended configuration.

People are aligned, the banquet begins.

You first drink a small mouth, this is called unit test.

You talk to the side of the buddies, we will be free, this is called a cross-test.

But he can't say it, this cup is going, this is called pressure test.

So you said, let's come together, this is called internal testing.

At this time, BOSS was a cup, called an integrated test.

If the dishes are three patrols, you will not be polite to them.

You toast your opposite people, called P2P.

You toast you to the opposite person, he replies you, you respect him again ..., this is called TCP.

You are a toast to a table, called token ring.

You said that as long as the brothers do this cup, this is called broadcast.

However, your female lady is not happy: Only brothers, fine wine three cups. This is called a bomb.

But your woman is not happy: I drink a bite, you have a drink, this is a malicious attack.

There is a person to see to this table, you can't say that I have passed, this is called a firewall.

Your younger brothers come over and respect you, this is called a couple.

You are BOSS, everyone came over to pay for you, this is called a server.

Wine is the same, but the drink is different.

You have drank a cup, BOSS has a bite, this is called C #.

You drank a cup, MM drank a bite, called VB.

You have a drink, your big brother has a half cup, this is called C .

You have a half cup, your younger brother has drank a cup, this is called compilation.

You have a drink, your partner has also drank a cup, called C.

Wine is the same, but people drinking are different.

The more you go, the more you face, the resource is released.

The more you go, the more you face, this is called resource exclusive.

You are already drunk, but say that I can drink, called virtual memory.

You can drink, but say that I am drunk, called resource retention.

You drink to the toilet for a while, this is called cache.

Wine is three patrols, you also have the event.

You walk a table, this is called.

You suddenly saw a beautiful MM of a table, got past, this is called activation.

If you go to sit down, you don't plan to go, this is called a dead cycle.

Your boss is invited to have you in the past, you have to pass, this is a priority.

You want to go to a table, they can't do it, I am drinking, so you are also white, this is localized.

You are toasting Boss, but BOSS is surrounded, you can only stand in the outer ring, this is called a queue.

You finally arrived in the inner circle, carefully move forward, this is called to visit the critical area.

You are shooting BOSS's shoulders and saying buddies, let's drink a cup, this is called off.

You don't know how to drink a few, just say two words, dry, called UDP.

However, some people ran over the bottle and say, did not drink with you, this is called packet loss.

Drinking, drinking the last result is the same

You suddenly run to the toilet, called capture an abnormal error.

You spit in the toilet, but feel that the state is good, this is called release memory.

You spit on the countertop, feel very embarrassed, this is a real-time error.

You spit in front of BOSS, I feel very scared, this is a catastrophic error.

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