1, one person is in the office, it is the fart, and the colleagues can't help but say: Can you not speak? Then I saw him sitting there and shake and shake it. Q: What? Reply: I am moving it!
2, a migrant worker does not go to the hospital for examination, the doctor has opened a prescription after the doctor, and the migrant workers went to take the medicine department to see it is a volume paper. I don't know, the doctor said: Don't rub the butt with cement bag after the future! 3, the monkey picking up a card, so I wanted to see it clearly on the branch. Unexpectedly, a thunder is hit, the monkey cries and said, "It turned out to be 'ip' (挨) card !!"
4. The Secretary and the Chief Congratulations to the elevator. After the director put a fart, he said to the sect: You fart! The cantress said: Not me put. Soon members were dismissed. The Secretary said at the meeting: You can't afford your big thing, what do you want?
5, giant panda birthday, after blowing the birthday candle, friends asked it, what is the wish. The giant panda replied: "I have 2 biggest wishes in this life. One is hope that I can cure my dark circles, there is one! I hope I can also take a color photo."
6, I think you think, think: cooking is not putting salt; Apple is not sweet; drink less smoke; shopping forget money. I will miss you when I have time, I will take time when I don't have time, I can't take a vacation. I don't do it, I want you!
7, my son is going to sleep with my mother every night. Mom said: You have grown up my wife and sleep with my mother? Subject answer: Well! Mom said: What is your wife? Pedicate: Let her sleep with Dad. Dad listened and said: This child is sensible from a small!
8, a police dog saw a general dog on the road, ran in the majesty to ask: I am a police dog, what are you? Ordinary dog disdainfully look at it: idiot, see clearly, Laozi is a casual clothes!
